Are guys supposed to tip their barber? Do barbers get angry when called hairdressers? Is there a handbook for this stuff? Is fire really necessary to kill spiders? What constitutes a "blow torch"? Are people really stupid enough to use fire from a blow torch in their houses? Man, there are a LOT of questions being asked on this episode.

'Tis the season so Ed blows $437 on light bulbs for Halloween. Paulie comments on her favorite guilty pleasure websites; one delivers custom, personal video messages from "celebrities" like drag queens and reality TV people. Wow.

You have found your weekly dose of the crazy and the ridiculous!

In this first episode ever of NOTHING WORKS HERE, you'll meet Ed Matthews and Ginger Paul, two friends that enjoy to have an audio rage-out about pop culture, lovable family struggles, really dumb workplace issues and the universally stupid.

The world is freaking ridiculous. It’s full of things and people that just. Don’t. WORK. We’ll bring you raw, honest commentary with each episode. Come join the hateful fun, won’t you?