Novel Ideas

Sookie's living the dream that Mia Thermopolis got to experience: a royal family member from your dad's side of the family lets you know that you are royalty. Except, trade the makeover scene for a kidnapping horror show and you're basically experiencing the same storyline. Follow Sookie as she sinks further down in the supernatural in today's new episode.

We all remember where we were when a monarch was killed due to political unrest from a power vacuum. I was sitting with Sookie and her fairy godmother and sixth potential love interest when I heard Sophie-Anne wasn't ever going to walk again. Luckily, we made friends with a king and stopped him from being assassinated. All in a day's work, or 80-something minutes if you tune into tonight's episode. ;)

Don't ask me where Rhodes is, just know I won't be showing up. Crazy cults crashing conventions, queens secretly orchestrating callous cullings, and vampires crawling covertly causing mischief? If I wanted this much trouble, I'd just get another little brother. Tune in for another deadly episode.

I've always wanted to go to court; the balls and fancy outfits always intrigued me. Throw in a plot for murder and a handsome escort, and you can guarantee my RSVP. I'm now recognizing that Sookie has a lot in common with Cinderella: a fairy godmother, relatives who have passed away, and a vindictive family ready to destroy her at all costs. Sigh. Everybody's dream. Tune in for some males, murder, and mayhem in today's episode.

Sookie must be otherworldly because the amount of men and interest is supernatural. Sam, Bill, Eric, Calvin, Alcide; now Quinn?! If only we could be so lucky. But now some in the shifter community are being hunted down, and new leader must be installed if transition of power is to go smoothly. If only we had someone who could read minds to smooth out the conflict. Or stir up more trouble? You'll just have to tune in to find out.

I need all of us to agree that if we see a random man on the side of the road, running without shoes, we don't stop. Unfortunately, this man is Eric and the driver is Sookie, so there's no way that's happening. Witches have FINALLY made their presence known in this universe, and they're doing what girls do best: hexing their business rivals, sowing dissent amongst the poor, and putting up wanted posters for cash prizes. Tune into a magical event with this brand new episode!

We never really hear the stories about girlfriends saving their secretive vampire boyfriends by putting themselves in danger without a guarantee that things will work out. Sookie has only recently managed to fulfill Eric's request in Dallas, and now she's off to Jackson, Mississippi cause Bill decided to get Taken. At this point, Sookie should've been played by Liam Neeson. Could you imagine? Tune in for another episode of mystery and intrigue.

TW: brief mention of sexual assault/rape

Just off the heels of a close encounter of the human kind, Sookie could use some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately, the South and relaxation can't breathe the same air. Friends turn up dead, no one seems to care for the right reasons, and Sookie is still hearing voices in her head that aren't hers. Madness is the drink of choice in this episode, and it's not easily forgotten. Enjoy!

If there's anything I love, it's a strong female protagonist getting into everybody's heads. Of course I mean that literally. It's the only way to leave an impression. Sooki is just someone trying to make it through a work-day without losing her mind; luckily a tall, dark and handsome distraction proves to be the right salve. Except when they eventually get you caught up in a world of trouble. Gotta love men. Tune into the first installment of our southern tale!

I can't believe Bella and Edward are finally getting married! All it took was a couple brushes with death, six months of depression, and a sordid affair with her best friend. At least Bella gets a kid at the end; after dying after months of pain and sacrifice, while her best friend still pines for her. I'm starting to sense a pattern. And hopefully you are too by tuning to another episode of this sordid soiree! It's a love story for the eons.