It’s Patrick’s birthday, but it’s a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn’t function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let’s watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.