Liz and Evan learn their alphabet this week with the horror anthology film THE ABCs OF DEATH. Join them as they butcher names from all around the world, try to ignore the most perverse toilet humor they've ever encountered, and try to find the diamonds in the rough of this twisted, inconsistent collection. 

If you’re “totally XD random!!! lulz ^_^" then be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and let us know how you feel on Twitter @nowscreaming. R is for Rate and Review, S is for Subscribe, and T is for Tell Your Friends - we'd love to hear what they think, too!

Does Padraig Reynolds have a horror masterpiece in him? Find out this week as Liz and Evan delve into the mystifying THE DEVIL’S DOLLS. Join them as they groan at Hero Cop Matt’s half-assed heroism, puzzle over the questionable logistics of voodoo magic, and get frustrated at the wildly inconsistent script.

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The corn is well pleased this week as Liz and Evan walk behind the rows to unpack their complicated feelings about the cult classic CHILDREN OF THE CORN. Join them as they sigh about the plot holes, laud John Franklin’s iconic and chilling performance, and consider the film’s place in the “Stephen King adaptation” canon. Along the way, they ponder the precarious question of disability as a horror device and try to figure out what, exactly, those pesky Corn Kids were up to after all.

If you’re just as mystified as we are that there are somehow nine(!) of these movies, be sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and let us know how you feel on Twitter @nowscreaming. Don't forget to tell your friends about the podcast, and rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. Disobedience to us is disobedience to Him!

This week, Liz and Evan travel into the world of Jewish mysticism and emerge with more questions than ever as they tackle THE UNBORN, the schlocky brainchild of DC super-scribe David S. Goyer. Join them as they groan over the disappointing twists and turns, argue about its complicated relationship with Judaism, and ponder why Goyer couldn’t just choose between his dybbuk and Nazi plot lines.

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(Jumby wants to be born now.)

Liz and Evan are finally back, and just in time to get invaded: this week, they break down the alien abductions and action sequences of THE INVASION, the messy 2007 sort-of remake of the body-snatching classic(s). Join them as they wince at the film's troubled production history, lament Nicole Kidman’s obvious disinterest in her role, and realize they just can’t agree on the best way for aliens to snatch those bodies.

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Log in, and keep your webcam running: this week, Liz and Evan dive into the found-footage nightmare fuel of THE DEN. Join them as they interrogate the authenticity of the titular super-app, laud the film’s specificity and attention to detail, and try to uncover the message behind the myriad twists and turns.

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Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, and be ready for some bad decisions as Liz and Evan tackle the disastrously dour DEAD SILENCE. They’re once again joined by schlock specialist James Skosky in an effort to unravel the messy lunacy of a movie in which a ventriloquist dummy repeatedly jump-scares people to death.

Accompany them as they admire Donnie Wahlberg’s absurdity, ponder the pointless twist, and end up discussing James Wan’s filmography in depth in an effort to figure out how, exactly, he made such a catastrophe.

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This week, Liz and Evan are going back down to New Zealand to talk about their new favorite house-arrest horror romp: HOUSEBOUND. Join them as they rave about the excellent prop design and naturalistic acting, and gush about this surprisingly hilarious sleeper hit.

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Earth is a bad neighborhood, folks. That’s clearer than ever this week, as Liz and Evan suffered through the absurd and action-packed waste of time SHARK LAKE. Join them as they lament the film’s insanely low production value, ponder who the real villain is, and get worked up about the totally-overboard CGI. Meanwhile, Evan gets distracted by other terrible shark movies and Liz just wants to talk about shark science.

If, like us, you’d rather just be watching Jaws, make sure to check out nowscreaming.com, and let us know your opinion on Twitter @nowscreaming. Don’t forget about the three things that all animals do: rate, review, and subscribe to the show on iTunes.

Hey listener! What an insane world we live in, eh? This week Liz and Evan forced themselves to discuss THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE(FIRST SEQUENCE), and it just may have ruined Evan's life. Join them as they disagree about several aspects of the movie, including the "meaning"(or lack thereof), the turpitude of Dieter Laser's Dr. Heiter (or lack thereof), and how this movie rates amongst Now Screaming's Least Wanted.

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