Now You Listen Podcast

Episode 0138

Forensic Flush

What is the fastest you’ve traveled in a water vehicle and jumped off? Listen in to hear the crew's stories. Jeremy, after advocating for wet wipes, finally ordered and used his bidet to clean his furry butt. He gives his review. We also find out someone makes toilet paper mittens to wipe and it’s one of the ladies. We all have turbos but what your headlight game look like? Gamma Rays? Xenons? Radiation? A Neutron blast? Tim starts a new gang in town that Jeremy can’t be a part of. Property managers are the worst in this town. Hear us rant.

Episode 0137

Spicy Bean & Cheese Shot

Did you know Chris used to be known at TOD. Listen in to find out what that means. Jeremy has figured out a way to maximized his ROI on his Hood Rat Herd and he wants to share it with you. He also attempts a 12 foot Ninja Warrior Wall in front of a bunch of kids. Did he perform? Shout out to our sponsors Copper Still Distillery for letting us invent and release the Spicy Bean & Cheese Shot. It looked really good. Especially the Sharp Cheddar Gat Gat Garnish.

Episode 0136

Lost Love Letter

The Now You Listen Crew has broken new ground in the podcast game yet again. Most love letters are found in a bottle. When you live in Arizona they come in tumbleweeds. This time we read a lost love letter found on a construction site live on the show. It did not disappoint. We celebrate Jeremy’s birthday in honor of him, but not with him. Not many people know but tristen._larue_ is an event coordinator with tons of shit in her house and sometimes you can get lost in some weird Narnia-type places within the confines of her home. Listen in to hear about it. The boys give a recap of what their Christmas Day looked like. Some were great gift-givers, and some were not.

Episode 0134

Tommy Lee vs. Michael Bolton

The Now You Listen Crew delves into the latest Tik Tok craze. Then they hop into Ryan’s peculiar last namesake and his genetic expression. Jeremy shares his favorite Egg Nog recipe, again. The boys throw up a 1 V 1 battle between Tommy Lee and Michael Bolton to determine who got the most tang. The crew speculates as to which one their moms would have slept with. Jeremy calls his own wife live on the podcast to get her vote. Listen in for the results. We talk about the UFC 269 results and if it should be illegal to fight pregnant because then you technically have 4 arms and 4 legs in the fight. Real Banger!

Episode 0133

Taint Hair Transplant

We will see…

What’s your favorite punctuation mark? A tilde? Maybe an Ampersand? Comment with it below. There’s a lot of hustles out there but necromancing some weed probably shouldn’t be one. Jeremy shares a really nice story about improving a two years experience at the  annual Boat Parade of Lights. Tim shares a story about his version of poverty and his experience at a grocery store. Visa swipe lottery. Jeremy dipped his thang on a North Shore Load. Listen in to find out what that is. The Real Slim Geezy stops by for a real fun hair transplant at the 44:20min mark. Stop by to see it go down.

Episode 0132

Tim shares too much of his personal behaviors. It’s kinda like The Waterboy Bobby Bouche’s bedwetting issue, but kinda not. Jeremy recounts his experience with the Rona. It’s crazy how much a little boy will try to act like an adult, Jeremy was a little boy once. Listen in for the story. The Real Slim Geezy does meats now. At nowyoulisten.com you can get one of our single-use horseshoes. The boys come back from letting the otter bark and immediately delve into the proper amount of fungi to eat. Later on the crew reviews a song from Jeremy’s cousin. Real funny contents inside.

Episode 0131

The Slack Yak

The Now You Listen boys bounce back from Thanksgiving Dinner with a banger. First, they recap the Utah trip and the bountiful treasures accumulated from The Creamery in Beaver, Utah. And boy did the cheese travel. Tim flexes his Southwestern Vest game swag and knowledge. Jeremy is still in quarantine and we chat about his glorious back dumper for about 10 minutes. If you’re a single dad in Havasu with no family around on Thanksgiving your only choice should be Hokkaido. Listen in to hear why.

Episode 0130

Peaks and Pits

Most of the Now You Listen Crew took a trip to the Uinta Mountains of Utah. Trucks climbed mountains, Mormon Camps were infested, and fires were lit by Peak 26 Fire Tables. Listen in for the rest. Shout out to the grabber as the most underappreciated tool in the toolbox. You clear out your phone cache, incognito mode, browser history, and chats but are you clearing your pee trap history? Tim reaches deep into his bowels of gratitude to mustard up some appreciation for Ryan, Chris, and The Desert Kids for a job well done. Ryan braved the Utah cold with a dog blanket. No sasquatch sighted. Tim caught a moose tho. With an upward elbow. Chris bought a Missionary Starter Kit off a local tv station. Shout out to the Creamery in Beaver, Utah with the fire lunch and squeaky cheese curds. Jeremy is quarantined at home.

Episode 0129

Rank

This weekend The Real Slim Geezy married a GIRL. I know. We’re all surprised it’s not an older gentleman. Shout out to all the Veterans out there as we celebrate Veterans Day. Take a shot of that Copper Stills. The Now You Listen Crew gives their R*** Rankings. On the bottom, an animal r***** another animal. Next, woman on woman. Then, now you listen.

Episode 0128

Frozen Burritos

I hope you’re hungry for this one. The Now You Listen crew made it happen again for another consecutive week. If you’re a dude, you know about the piss trough. If you're a woman, listen in to hear about it. Chris hit up Rocky Point, Mexico. He brought his drone, fishing pole, and hit up some swings on a beach, all while intoxicated. It’s National Dad’s That Cook Day so the boys talk about their Dads and also, being Dads and cooking for their kids. How many ways can you make a PB & J? We’ll talk about it.