NRL Hellmouth

In this episode:

• A heavenly dacking at Canberra Stadium
• The Bunker stuffed up 3 times last weekend!
• Introducing the Southern Orcas
• The Shawshank Ascension: a reboot for the modern NRL player
• Dante's 6th level of NRL Hell: HERESY
• Fresh ideas for the clubs' weekly social media grind

In this episode:

• Raiders fans adopt the Viking Row - we have a better idea
• Telstra drops the Bunker and Teddy drops his shorts (again)
• We play 'guess the Club Statement'
• Fan Mailbag: a game show for contract backflippers
• Club socials wrap-up: changeroom perve edition
• Strategic planning for the rugby league theme park

(the origins of Reggie Rabbit)

(field line painting for Toops)

In this episode:

• EXCLUSIVE SIGNING NEWS
• FIFA World Cup Commentator Peter Drury recaps the last round
• The Roosters NRLW coach wants set restarts (we don't)
• Another week, another life saved by rugby league players
• All the chat about the new TV rights deal
• We get a call from a frustrated NRLW troll
• NRL Book Club: Captain Con, by Steve Roach

In this week's episode:

• Jason Ryles, superhero
• The Karapani crashout
• Scammers wreck Broncos' fans' mascot dreams
• Club socials round up (including Reggie the Rabbit's new extended family)
• The latest on our NRL for Bali initiative
• Mid-season taste test: which fish & chip shop item best represents your club?
• This Week In Hell, including a special NRLW season preview

In this episode:

• Last round was almost normal!
• Are NSW's issues due to...an ear infection?
• More evidence for the dacking-to-comeback theory of Origin
• The Bears' new South Africa recruitment manager has a wacky side
• CULTURE WARS: Izzy calls in the lawyers and we get called unattractive
• Club social media round-up: the good, the bad, the piss funny
• NRL TV spin-offs, part 2

In this week’s episode:

•A clairvoyant provides their (future) predictions for the (past) State of Origin game 2. (Yes, we’re confused as well.)

• We need to talk about Ashley

• New game show: What’s more rugby league than that?

• Should the NRL have a team in Bali?

• Jape of the week: Piggy Riddell vs Matty Johns

• Dante’s fifth circle of rugby league Hell: WRATH

In this episode:

• Daniel and James report on their action items from last week
• Kane Evans comes out and Israel Folau wants back in
• Fozball: the secrets exposed! (Link)
• Fantasy V'Landys: the Enhanced League
• Simon pitches some NRL TV spinoffs

In this episode:

• Round 13 wrap-up (with haikus)
• Should you #giveupat20 for Origin?
• Teddy saves his dacking for the big stage
• The Broncos' special guest earns them 'The Stench'
• Brian To'o: an unusual choice for a bowel health spokesperson (Link)
• Why is Cooper Johns wearling all white and eating such a large bowl of soup at work? (Link)
• NRL Book Club: The Car Olympics

In this episode:

• A positive bush ballad about Round 12
• We bend time to provide a recap of Origin I
• Andrew Abdo: jumped, pushed or backstabbed?
• The RLPA has some concerns about fatigue
• Creg calls back in
• No Try July makes us cry
• Dan connects with a local Dragons fan
• Jape of the week: PVL and Brad Fittler lock hilarity-horns in a comic battle
• The Middle Earth XIII: who makes the cut (of the Elvish blade)?

In this episode:

• Magic Round or Tragic Round?

• Munster and Hughes are the revolutionary heroes we need

• Peter V'Landys, stand up comic extraordinaire

• The Las Vegas hype has already begun

• Our pre-recorded podcast somehow gets a live call

• An important update on inmate conditions at the rugby league prison

• Club songs: the good, the bad and the horrifically violent

• Game unruly as garbage: rugby league anagrams

• Did you know? Andrew Abdo gaslighting edition