NRL Hellmouth

In this week's episode:

• We quantify the contribution of #giveupat20 to Australia's GDP
• Pass the salt! The Warriors' club statement is a thing of passive-aggressive beauty
• The Bulldogs airport shitter - REVEALED!
• Dan has 'the talk' with his daughter
• Fan mailbag: an Adelaide expansion club and a potential AI copyright lawsuit?
• We name the all-time Magicians XIII

In this week's episode:

• The Bruce Stadium startup incubator

• Players hate the pointsmaxxing too

• Rugby league parenting: when do you tell your children about your club's salary cap scandal?

• Chiefs vs Bears: who will win the signing war? Is there even a signing war?
• Munster and Bellamy: men at the crossroads

• SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Bulldogs' spitty-bum story is just plain bull
• Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the cynical end-of-game captain’s challenge
• Latrell's 'special occasion' press conference wasn't really that special?

• Dante's fourth circle of NRL Hell: Greed
• Good moon rising: We probe deeper into the epidemic of on-field dackings
  

This episode brought to you by socks with a picture of Warriors coach Andrew Webster on them.

In this week's episode:

• What to do with the hours you gain by giving up at 20

• The NRL community revels in the Storm's demise

• Gotta catch 'em all! The Chiefs nab the first 2 Pokemon for their collection

• The best names from the NFL draft (and how the NRL can compete)

• AI is terrible at banter, Fox Sports is terrible at AI, the GusBot is terrible for the world

• We preview the WSOO

• NRL Book Club: 'Ball tearer' by Mick Stone

• Dan makes a series of indecent rugby league proposals

In this week's episode:

- We gotta stay positive

- Wayne Bennett supports our 'Give up at 20' initiative

- Shane Flannagooooorne

- The Dragons' Captain's Run lacks the postmodern whimsy of a real Wes Anderson film

- We critique the teams' 2026 Anzac jerseys (please don't cancel us for it)

- Cam Munster and Jahrome Hughes host a military history podcast

- BEAST MODE: Angus Crighton reflects on the birth of his first child

- The best regional rugby league team names

In this episode:

• Give up at 20: who did it, who didn't, who should have?

• 50+ point aggregate scores have no place in an adult diet

• The epidemic of naughty boys

• AJ gets engaged (but it's controversial!)

• State of Origin at Coachella

• A shout-out to a very special Dragons Facebook group

• The Bears have named their mascot and it's absolutely ridiculous

• Great moments in the greatest game of all: the first HIA

This episode brought to you by Foran's Twenty Pies.

In this episode:

• Life pro tip: Give up at 20 (points, not years)

• Dan hosts rugby league-related workshops at an alternative lifestyle festival

• Anasta and Chammas's park bench rendezvous is highly sus

• Where is James Tedesco's arse this season?

• The Knights' hi-vis jersey, and other employment-focused playing strips

• How the NRL can help with the fuel crisis

• James shares a hilarious and extremely relatable observation about the Dragons' spine

• Our first fan mailbag!

This episode brought to you by Smells Like Team Spirit, the new unisex fragrance from supercoach Shane Flanagan.

In this episode:

• The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran

• Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong

• The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed?

• Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains

• Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony

• Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament

• Some investigative journalism!

In this week's episode:

• Enshittification Watch – have we turned the corner?

• Isaiah Iongi gets passed a blunt punishment

• Los Secretos del Valle de Rugby: A Latin American telenova about the Brisbane Broncos

• This week in Hell: a preview of the demons we'll face in Round 4

• Dan reveals some concerns about the podcast

• NRL Book Club: 'Whitewater, white faces' by former North Sydney hooker Tony Rea

This episode brought to you by Anthony Seibold's Angry Birds Merch Store.

In this week's episode:

• The enshittification of rugby league continues (and AJ is the antidote)
• The Dragons' 'Raise the Red' initiative fails to raise much interest
• Rugby league rock party – the best songs inspired by our great game
• Fantasy V'Landys: Bye-bye, byes
• The Panthers' spine is the gang from Seinfeld (and you'll never guess which one is Kramer!)

This episode brought to you by 'Cherry Maguire: Show Me the Funny!' – DCE and Madge Maguire's hilarious two-man comedy show.

In this episode:

• The Witzer Curse

• PVL’s OnlyFans collab

• New segment: Did you know?!

• The Chiefs have joined the National Resort League 

• Nathan Cleary brings down the house

• What’s in a name? For these NRL players, amazingness

• The Sharks’ spine eerily resembles an iconic pop group

• Dante’s second level of rugby league hell: LUST

This episode brought to you by Father-and-son Time, a curated memoir series from the game’s supercoach fathers and their player sons.