Joan got kicked out of Weight Watchers for doing a bit, Barrie needs help, and Sam "can't understand."

Barrie doesn't like Beyonce, Sam doesn't like dogs, and Joan wants to be thrown in the ocean when she dies.

Joan lost a friend for not coming to a birthday, Barrie encountered bridezillas, and Sam just generally loves canceling plans.

Barrie got revenge on her boss, Sam got revenge on his college roommate, and Joan never got any real revenge on anyone.

Joan's parents made a bad impression with her in-laws, Barrie fell down and showed her "Britney Spears", and Sam shit his pants.

Barrie goes on a walk looking for gators, insists she has a 138 IQ, and Joan leaves the Zoom.

Joan told a man in Denmark that she hated Nixon, Sam didn't care about the Grand Canyon, and Barrie's never taken a road trip so she hates this episode.

Joan lights the Shabbat candles, the Nulmans barely discuss the topic, and Barrie's phone dies. To be honest, this one's a mess.

The Nulmans' cousin, Eric, pops on to give them a topic which devolves into a session of family therapy.

Joan thinks the board game Guess Who is still full of white people, Barrie wants Joan to start an Instagram account called "Stop Buying Toys," and Sam thinks Candy Land is bulls#!t.