Joan thinks the board game Guess Who is still full of white people, Barrie wants Joan to start an Instagram account called "Stop Buying Toys," and Sam thinks Candy Land is bulls#!t.

Barrie keeps seeing butterflies, Sam hid being gay, and Joan was kicked out of Weight Watchers.

Joan encouraged Barrie to cheat on a high school boyfriend, Barrie thought that a penis on her leg would give her an STD, and Joan is disgusted by Sam's nose hair.

Barrie wishes she could fly, Sam wishes he could shape-shift, and Joan wishes she could talk to animals to find out if her cat loves her.

Barrie wanted her own reality show, Sam made Robert De Niro uncomfortable, and Joan mooned James Lipton.

Joan can't think of a topic. Tbh this might be the worst episode yet. Doesn't get interesting until the last half where Sam needs to explain to Joan and Barrie what transphobia is.

Sam remembers Pepsi Blue, Barrie realizes beepers were for rich people, and Joan thinks therapists shouldn't use curse words.

Joan hates when Barrie eats her ice cream, Sam hates when people say "Have fun," and Barrie hates sharing.

Barrie and Joan try on clothing while talking about chocolate as much as they possibly can until they get bored.

Barrie reads the clinical diagnosis for what a narcissist is and struggles to remember the names Penn & Teller.