Content Warning: This song sucks! 1960 might be the worst year in popular music and local yokel Larry Verne may have sealed the deal with this comedic ode to genocide and pointless warfare. This week, Andrew and Dan endure yet another novelty song while they distract themselves with thoughts about the new James Bond movie and other fluff.

On another trip to the rockabilly-centric pre-Hot 100 era, Andrew and Dan learn a valuable lesson about the birds and the bees. They also learn how God likes to make things out of bone and hair. What a weird guy! Speaking of weird guys, they talk a lot about Tim Burton in the first half of the episode. Hopefully you like that!

This week, Andrew and Dan travel back to the early '80s so they can talk about the sounds of the early '60s, because Long Island mayor William Joel demands it. Also, there is a unexpected cameo from Rodney Dangerfield.

This week, Andrew and Dan go way way back to the early days of cinema to learn about a big showstopper of a tune that nearly earned its authors a gold statuette. They also hear about Andrew's trip to the Pitchfork Music Festival and discuss how real New Yorkers talk about New York.

In this episode, Andrew and Dan learn what sex is and how it works. It's a really big deal for them. Please be respectful.

On another special episode of Number Two With A Bullet, Andrew and Dan examine the complex history of a flash in the pan hit with a massive cultural imprint that somehow failed to top the charts. Whether you pronounce it Whoomp, Whoop, or Whoot, it's undeniable that There It Is.

This week, Andrew and Dan travel back to the mid-90s when the American people had one thing on their minds: Consensual sex! That's the only logical reason why the R&B vocal group from Philly dominated the top of the charts with this incredibly earnest ode to mutual boning. Enjoy!

This week, Andrew and Dan travel back to a time when America had bustin' fever. It made us feel good! Luckily, there was a man named Ray Parker Jr. who could put our collective feelings into song and accidentally get himself embroiled in a few lawsuits in the process. Enjoy!

It's a special week on Number One With A Bullet because we're going all the way back to the beginning of the Hot 100 chart. This is the week Billboard decided rock and roll isn't going away and it's time they acknowledge how hot these songs are. Also, Dan learns at least one fact about Ricky Nelson.

Finally a song that answers the eternal question, "Why do birds suddenly appear anytime you are near?" And it turns out the answer is, "Birds like you!" This week, Andrew and Dan dig into this and more as they learn about (Jesus And) The Carpenters.