As America celebrated it's 200th birthday, the people of our great nation commemorated the event the only way they knew how: By getting divorced. This week, Andrew and Dan look back at a classic divorce anthem of the 1970s written and performed by the short king himself, Paul Simon, which topped the charts this week.

Long before she was an American Idol judge, Paula Abdul was best known for being a chart-topping pop star in a suspected romantic relationship with a cartoon cat. This week, Andrew and Dan dig into that sordid history and finalize their first (and only) episode of MC Skat Kat: Origins.

Not even George Orwell could have predicted that this jaunty, John Popper-esque single from a group of New Wave brits would top the charts in the mid-80s. This week, Andrew and Dan look at how it got there. (Also, to be honest, we talk about the Oscar nominations for 30 minutes)

This week, Andrew and Dan try to figure out why Justin Bieber was apologizing in the year 2016. Was it for peeing in public? Was it for being a bad boyfriend? Was it for doing a racism? Who's to say??? We are!

An Oscar-winning number one hit authored by our old friend Marshall Mathers?? You know this is going to be a classic ep! We're talking going to see movies with moms. We're talking post-9/11 America. And you know we're talking spaghetti.

This week Andrew and Dan learn that people in the 1950s did actually have emotions and sometimes those emotions were so powerful they had to stamp their feet, tear out their hair, and yes, even CRY. Also, there are four lads there.

This week, Andrew and Dan learn about the Motown classic that almost wasn't and talk for way too long about the Golden Globes. It's what we in the podcasting biz call a totally normal episode.

Well, this sucks. The last thing we want to do on this podcast is spend an hour discussing a notorious sex criminal who has ruined countless people's lives and also managed to produce this total dud of a song. But we wanted to do our due diligence. So we try our best to talk about Celine Dion a lot and have a good time regardless. Enjoy!

Despite sucking in many ways, the year 2021 managed to produce a considerable amount of very good music. In this episode, Andrew and Dan reveal their personal top ten albums of the year to see if they overlap and to judge each other's personal taste. Happy New Year! And Happy New Music!

Better late than never! Andrew and Dan overcame their technical difficulties to deliver this year's year-end double feature. First up, Billboard's Top Ten for the year: A look back at what the American public thinks is good. Did America get it right for once? Listen and find out!