Old Philliam "Tarzan OST" Collins returns to the pod this week to tell us all that jackets are no longer required. Andrew and Dan reminisce about early-2000s VH1 programming, debate whether a Prince-ripoff is still good because it sounds like Prince, and try to decode who the hell Sussudio is.

The year Elvis began to dominate the Billboard charts, a young woman from Philly who is named after a restaurant took the nation by storm with her spooky song about wind. We're going back to the 50s baby! Sorry!

Heartbreak feels good in a place like this. And the place in question is of course this podcast. And the heartbreak we're referring to is the one Adele experienced before penning this world-dominating banger in 2011. But will we learn what it means to "roll in the deep"??? Yes! We will!

As the nation braced itself for the start of the Reagan Era, the Prince of Motown nearly topped the charts with this somewhat threatening slow jam. This week, Andrew and Dan discuss late 70s aesthetics and the benefits of being Aretha Franklin's neighbor. Enjoy!

In 2013, Mr. Corny himself, J-Timbs, returned to the charts with a song about looking at your own reflection and thinking "Hey, that looks nice." Unfortunately, he failed to reach the top spot and had to settle for the deuce. But we're talking about him anyway because sometimes we do that!

Halloween came early this year so Andrew and Dan are being visited by a quintet of spooky bone-fellows from Ohio who have a sweet little song about the very Grim Reaper. Will it shake us to our very core? Will it clank our very chains? Will Dan admit he doesn't know shit about music? Yes probably!

We're going way way back this week to the WWII era of the Billboard charts because our old pal James Dorsey has some more toot-toot-tooting to share with us. This time around, it's another song from a movie no one has ever heard of. We used to be a country damnit!

For their first episode back in many weeks, Andrew and Dan take a trip down the charts to discuss a song that never reached the coveted number one spot, and perhaps rightly so! From a dark time in Britney's career comes a cursed collab with two rising stars and one soon-to-be cancelled producer. Hope you're ready to dance until the apocalypse!

If you've ever felt like a room that HAS a roof, don't listen to this episode! This song isn't for you! This week, Andrew and Dan travel back to 2014 to learn how much Pharrell struggled to write this head-bopping tune for a cartoon super villain.