There's really nothing I can write in this description that will make you click the episode more than the title. It's the Macarena folks.

Before you get all excited to hear about Spanky, Alfalfa, and the rest of the gang, it's only fair that we tell you this episode is not about those LITTLE Rascals. But rather, a band of fully grown Rascals from New Jersey who topped the charts with this heartfelt plea to please stop making fun of them. And it's got horns!

It's an unprecedented episode this week. We're traveling further down the chart that humans were meant to go. But we do it all for the pod. Also, we just really love EDM-infused pop tunes meticulously crafted by an insane Swedish man. And we hope you love it too!

Fair warning, it takes us over 30 minutes to work up the courage to talk about this song. We just weren't ready for all the low-rise capris and mid-2000s brow lines. But! If you're willing to wait, we will eventually reveal what a "London Bridge" is and why it keeps going down. 

This week, Andrew and Dan get into a little primal scream therapy to accurately determine the precise exchange rate between tears and fears in the mid-1980s. Will we finally get a concrete list of all the things we could do without? Spoiler: We won't!

Much like this podcast can't legally be stopped, no one in 2013 could stop Miley Cyrus from doing "her whole thing" "all the time" even though "no one really liked it that much." This week, Andrew and Dan dig into this Molly-infused Number Two hit because they can't stop themselves from revisiting 2013 for some reason. Enjoy?

This one is for all you high school sweethearts out there! Andrew and Dan are digging into the history of this hit that almost wasn't brought to us by Perry Como's childhood neighbor. They also give their unimpeachable pitch for a new Sheldon TV show. Get at us Hollywood!

Was 1972 the worst year in music? Well, not if you were an Irish singer-songwriter who dressed like a Depression Era tramp, had a pretty cheesy pun-based stage name, and dreamed of one day hearing your song played on The Simpsons. Because for that very particular person it was a very good year! And that's who we're talking about this week!

In the summer of 2020, a literal baby secured his position as rap's new superstar. And he did it with a little help from a man who recently escaped a Box. This week, Andrew and Dan discuss DaBaby's musical exploration of analogy and briefly debate how bad it is to kill a guy in self defense. Fun stuff!

In their first and only episode covering famous new wave pop-rockers The Police (ACAB), Andrew and Dan dive into the tumultous making of an international popular and extremely creepy super-hit. What happens when you get three sweaty angry guys into a studio in the Caribbean? Chart success of course!