Number Two Podcast

* Number Two Cuz tells why the podcast recording was pushed back a bit.

* Tello teases Lourdes about her son getting head trauma from playing football.

* Lourdes tells the story of how she and her family were inspired from our last show to play Password while having a family dinner.

* Tello tells Lourdes about another expensive lunch he had during the week, but at least this one was healthy.

* Lourdes’ daughter, Priscilla, interrupts the show and has to pay the price by getting on the mic and putting up with Tello’s sense of humor.

* Number Two Cuz recounts an embarrassing story where she ends up stuck at the top of her fence.

* Lourdes tells another embarrassing story that involves the restroom and her crotch, and this reminds Tello of his own embarrassing crotch story.

* Lourdes tells another story about how she misunderstood a request at work, and the awkward conversation it lead to.

*  Lourdes thinks her dog, Scooter Fatazz, might be trying to commit suicide.

* Then there’s something about bushy armpit hair

* Tello still want’s to fight Number Two Cuz’s dad.

* Tello and Lourdes have a dispute over “Disclosure” vs  “Disclaimer.”

* Facebook News with Lourdes

* Inappropriate gifts

* Kids waiting til the last minute

* Mexican curas and ojo

* Long, slapping toes

* Lourdes and Tello have a moment of remembrance for two of their aunts who have passed away.

* Tello gets confused trying to explain the math involved with his late aunt’s’ birth and death dates.

* Lourdes still hasn’t watched “The Fantastic Mr. Fox”

* We get a fractured history lesson from Number Two Cuz

* Lourdes and Tello talk about Thanksgiving plans

* Tello talks about how much he loves Thanksgiving leftovers…maybe even more than Thanksgiving dinner.

* Tello tells awful Thanksgiving jokes

* Lourdes takes a moment out of the jokes for a depressing Thanksgiving memory.

* Lourdes probably has Black Friday deal

* Tello has a brain fart trying to think of the word “commission.”

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* Number Two Cuz tells us about some workplace drama she recently witnessed.

* Lourdes and Tello talk about minor racist encounters, and more workplace drama.

* Lourdes asks Tello if he has friends at work.

* Lourdes tries to find a replacement for, “That’s funny,” because she says it too much.

* Lourdes is insulted by poorly made guacamole.

* Tello talks a little about the first four episodes of Stranger Things 2.

* Tello admits that he likes One Direction.

* Tello gives his review of Thor Ragnarok, and he tries unsuccessfully to get Number Two’s daughter’s review.

* Lourdes has a bad name for her daughter’s contact info in her phone.

* Lourdes tells a football story about her son, and how he’s become a sore loser.

* Tello talks about how he never knew what he wanted to be when he grew up.

* Lourdes wanted to be a Toys r Us kid, and Tello remembers the song from childhood.

* Tello remembers being an overnight stocker at Toys r Us

* Lourdes got a new dog, but she’s not sure how he feels about it yet.

* Tello teaches Number Two Cuz how to raise a dog in the 21st century.

* Lourdes and Tello talk about leftover Halloween candy, and Tello disagrees with a list of the top 10 candy to get for Halloween.

* Number Two Cuz tells a number two story.

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* Number Two Cuz gives us a quick update on her “Very Close Veins” and other leg ailments.

* We have a brief discussion on the origin of Halloween, but as usual, we get distracted and drift off topic.

* Lourdes and Tello talk about a few childhood Halloween memories including cake walks and bobbing for apples.

* We talk about our Aunt Gloria’s Halloween parties, and how things have changed.

* Lourdes drifts off topic and talks about Tello’s sister-in-law’s delicious Pho, and how much fun they had playing on the Ping Pong table that took Tello six hours to assemble.

* Number Two brings up “Kiss Me Deadly” by Lita Ford from a previous conversation. 

* Tello prepared a special Halloween themed game of Password to play with Lourdes.

* Tello gives his list of Halloween Horror movies. Lourdes disagrees with some of the list because she doesn’t know good horror.

* Tello reads his mom’s review of Stranger Things 2 

* We end the show because Number Two Cuz has to take a number two

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* Number Two Cuz has a scheduled “lady checkup,” and she discovers something about her legs that she doesn’t like.

* Shirtless Luis makes a surprise cameo.

* We get an update on Fave Cuz’s foot after she hurt herself playing football with her nephews.

* Lourdes had dinner with Tello’s brother and sister-in-law, and she may have gained a new listener for the show.

* Tello realizes he doesn’t have his sister-in-law’s contact information, and he recounts how little he actually gets to interact with his extended family.

* Number Two Cuz complains about how early she woke up and why she woke up so early.

* Lourdes and Tello briefly talk about the legacy of Selena Quintanilla.

* We get a vague history lesson from Number Two Cuz.

* Lourdes tries to blame the podcast for her missing church, but Tello calls her out.

* Number Two cuz has a depressing discussion with her husband and children about how to deal with the loss of family members. All Tello heard from the story is that he should continue The Fat Man Diaries on YouTube.

* After a failed call to Tello’s mom, Tello talks about how fast his niece is growing up.

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* Tello has gone over budget on his lunch spending this week, and one place in particular upset him with what they offered.

* Number Two Cuz reluctantly gets her nails done, but one of her daughters offers to pay. Lourdes decides to splurge, but she has a surprise waiting when she’s done.

* Lourdes goes to her niece’s birthday party where some of the family elders decide to play a game of football against some of the teens in the family.  It doesn’t work out that well for some of the older members playing football.

* Number Two Cuz still hasn’t watched Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Tello scolds her for it.

* Lourdes’ niece welcomes a new member into our family, and we briefly discuss the merits of having children.

* The show gets interrupted by Tello’s Amazon Echo

* Lourdes and Tello get stuck in a short “Certain” loop, and then they look up the meaning of a “triple decker” sandwich. Tello goes off on another rant about the deli that upset him.

* In facebook news, Number Two Cuz talks about “The Aspirin Trick Every Woman Should Know,” Mexican Jason, and other terrible stories.

* Lourdes and Tello discuss the possibility of winning a fight against their parents.

* Lourdes tells an aside about her mom and Tello’s mom from the birthday party she attended this weekend.

* Lourdes and Tello talk about the value of education as an older person and GEDs with triple figure incomes.

* Tello gives his opinions on the Mississippi School District’s decision to remove Harper Lee’s “To Kill A mockingbird” from their curriculum.

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We start off with Tello criticising Lourdes’ curtains, but we soon segue into some fan updates. We finally get some positive feedback from Number Two’s children. Number Two prepares for her first non-Mexican birthday party, and we talk about some of the difference to expect from a Mexican birthday party and a non-Mexican birthday party. We briefly talk about the tragic shooting in Las Vegas, and we both conclude that we don’t know how to solve the gun problem in America. Lourdes has a great idea of how to implement background checks into other parts of life, and we finally get our arch-nemesis, Martha, on the phone to discuss her scathing criticism of the show. Her phone interview almost ruins the entire show. Let me apologize now for her terrible stories and horrible voice. Lourdes’ sister Lupe stops by to visit the show, and we discuss some stupid questions that people have asked the Internet.

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Number Two Cuz tells us about a review of the show that she got in person, and Tello takes some offense to it. Then Lourdes tells the adventures she had trying to find her History class on the first day of school.

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Lourdes and Tello do a rare podcast together in front of a live audience (their relatives). Unfortunately the visit was to mourn the passing of their Aunt Marcela. Tello was also in town to check on his mother and the rest of the family in the wake of Hurricane Harvey. We also have special guests from other dysfunctional family members. The love is strong in this family.

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Number Two Cuz and Tello start off by recounting a disturbing text message conversation they had before the show started. After the poop talk, Lourdes tells us about the devastation that was Hurricane Harvey. Currently Beaumont is still without dependable, working water supply, and clean water and food are still difficult to come by since most roads in and out of the city are shut down due to the massive flooding. Sadly we lost our Aunt Marcela during this time, and we pay tribute to her the best way we know how.

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Number Two Cuz and Tello begin with a tangent about psychotherapy and the potential benefits. Number Two Cuz talks about some issues she’s having with her mother-in-law. It might not be the typical issues, but she has to find a way to deal with it nonetheless. Lourdes tells us about an unauthorized charge on her husband’s credit card, and it reminds her of the time one of her children “accidentally” charged something to credit card that wasn’t approved. We have our first caller accidentally call into the show. And speaking of phone calls, we call our moms to check on them in the midst of Hurricane Harvey.

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