Number Two Podcast

* Number Two Cuz starts the show off by reminding people not to fact check her because she accidentally gave out some wrong information on episode 40.

* A noise distracts Lourdes during her announcement.

* Tello ponders if the noise would have made a sound if no one was around.

* Lourdes realizes her marriage is almost old enough to drink alcohol.

* Number Two Cuz doesn’t think she knows her husband.

* Lourdes’ husband Luis doesn’t like all the time she spends with her laptop.

* Lourdes feels like her husband sometimes acts like her fourth child.

* Number Two Cuz feels like she has become a “Mother with Benefits” to her husband.

* Tello diagnosis Luis with an Oedipus Complex, but admits that he’s not qualified make that diagnosis. 

* Lourdes is afraid that her husband might lie to her about things.

* Number Two Cuz tells a terrible story about a coworker who has a small container of cement to heal her toothache. Tello hated the story.

* Number Two Cuz causes some technical difficulties.

* Lourdes is supposed to be babysitting her great nephew, but instead she has her daughter babysitting him instead.

* Tello tries to teach Lourdes to say, “No.”

* Tello complains that his eyesight has gotten worse since he recently turned 40.

* Tello doesn’t want to get bifocals because it makes him feel old.

* Number Two Cuz suggests that Tello get lasik surgery.

* Tello is feeling better since he’s lost some weight.

* Lourdes still thinks Tello’s mom is a pothead.

* Luis accidentally interrupts the show.

* Lourdes is still fantasizing about getting cosmetic surgery, but she doesn’t want to spend $25,000.

* Number Two Cuz found out the difference between a cosmetic surgeon and a plastic surgeon, but she’s not sure which was which.

* Lourdes found a Brazilian buttlift advertisement from Nicaragua.

* Number Two Cuz can’t pronounce Nicaragua.

* Tello enjoyed the first two episodes of Cobra Kai – the long awaited sequel to The Karate Kid.

* A baby interrupts Tello’s story with heavy breathing.

* Tello continues his recap of the first two episodes of Cobra Kai, and he highly recommends the show.

* During his time with no Internet, Tello saw Ready Player One.

* Lourdes confuses Steven Spielberg with Stephen King.

* Tello enjoyed the movie, but it fell a little short for his expectations.

* Tello wants to honor Steven Spielberg because he is one of his favorite filmmakers.

* Tello goes off on a rant about what a great actor Leonardo DiCaprio has become since he’s been working with legendary filmmaker Martin Scorsese.

* Watching The Wolf of Wall Street was an uncomfortable experience for Tello when he saw it with his mom and niece.

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* Tello is back, and he’s been without Internet for more than a month.

* Tello complains that he is being overlit by the window light at his new place.

* Number Two Cuz teases Tello for not paying his Internet bill, but Tello explains the real situation.

* Tello doesn’t like having roommates at the age of 40.

* Lourdes tries to compare her family to having roommates.

* Number Two Cuz thinks Tello should have done the podcast from the public library.

* Tello thinks he is part horder because of his “upside down WOW.”

* Lourdes thinks her “WOW” hordes stuff too. It started with big garbage bags, and now it’s crates full of stuff.

* Tello doesn’t think you should argue with someone’s feelings.

* Lourdes thinks it’s ok for a man to cry, but Tello explains the reasons why most men are afraid to be that vulnerable.

* Tello has more trouble crying at real life sadness than he does at sad movies.

* Lourdes cried when her younger daughter went to prom because that is her last daughter, and she had trouble managing her feelings.

* Number Two Cuz talks about the difference between other families’ prom photos compared to her family prom photos.

* Tello didn’t like the advice his cousin’s gave last show about not necessarily finishing high school.

* Tello also thinks parents should respect their children’s privacy.

* Number Two Cuz has tried to respect her kids’ privacy, unless she thought they might be in danger. She noticed that her son didn’t like her using his phone.

* Number Two Cuz thinks younger children should be monitored more with their use of technology.

* Tello thinks his cousins did a great job with the last show.

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Tello is absent because he has no internet, but Number Two Cuz has replaced him with not one, but two of her sisters – Lupe and Andrea. Join Lourdes and sisters as they recount their mother’s birthday party. The sisters also talk about dealing with their sons’ first crushes, and dysfunctional family issues. 

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* Lourdes and Tello are together in Number Two Cuz’s studio recording the day after Easter.

* Before Easter, the family had a birthday party for Lourdes’ niece. Things got a little awkward when Lourdes’ father showed up to the party.

* Tello pauses the story to keep from rushing into the main stories of the show.

* Lourdes and Tello realize the episode number is the same as their age.

* Tello recalls a story that Number Two Cuz told about having stretch marks that she’s not happy with, but that she would still rather have plastic surgery on her butt.

* Tello saw underwear similar to Lourdes’ shapeshifting underwear, and he was really uncomfortable about the whole situation.

* Number Two Cuz feels better about herself with the shapeshifting underwear.

* Lourdes talks about how awkward things got at the birthday party when her father showed up. Tello almost didn’t recognize him because Lourdes’ father is so old and short now.

* Tello wanted to interview Number Two Cuz’s dad for the podcast, but Lourdes wouldn’t let him. Tello wants to confront her father about an incident that happened when he was a child. Someone smeared cake frosting all over Tello’s glasses, and Tello believe Lourdes’ father had something to do with it.

* Tello wants to challenge Lourdes’ father to a fight. Since he’s diabetic, Tello’s plan is to throw a cake in his face and cut his toe.

* Lourdes admits that her father doesn’t take good care of himself or his medical conditions.

* Lourdes thinks that her father might actually apologize if he was in fact guilty of frosting Tello’s glasses.

* Tello recalls playing a trick on Luis (Lourdes’ husband) where he filled a shot glass with apple cider vinegar. That night Tello got so drunk he passed out and woke up in his underwear.

* Fave Cuz and Number Two Cuz’s father don’t get along, but their kids had a great time playing with each other in the swimming pool.

* Tello cheated on his diet because he couldn’t resist the Italian food at the party. Tello wasn’t expecting there to be Keto friendly food at the party, but there was.

* The family had a bootleg looking Mickey Mouse piñata at the party.

* The piñata fell a few times, and the kids really beat him up – even when he had fallen down to the ground.

* Mickey’s crotch was torn up from the short kids hitting upward at him.

* Tello didn’t like the piñata stick because it was dirty and looked like it was full of splinters.

* Tello was tempted by piñata candy when he saw his favorite on the ground.

* Lourdes celebrated a house warming with people whose trailer was damaged in Hurricane Harvey.

* Tello thinks the people should move out of a trailer for their own good.

* Tello wonders if Lourdes had a religious experience on Easter Sunday.

* Lourdes’ experience gave her the strength to attend a family gathering for Easter.

* Tello is sarcastic about Aunt Mary being prepared for the Easter party.

* Fave Cuz Phoebe still gets an Easter basket from Tello’s mom.

* Number Two Cuz remembers that Aunt Gloria used to make a Christmas stocking for Fave Cuz Phoebe, but Lourdes remember Phoebe leaving the stockings behind.

* Fave Cuz Phoebe claims that Tello’s mom has willed that Tello will have to take over making her Easter Basket when Tello’s mom passes away.

* Number Two Cuz saw photos of Phoebe with another Easter basket from home.

* Lourdes received a critique from her sis-in-law Angie that she falls asleep while listening to the podcast.

* Number Two Cuz accused her sister Phoebe of not bringing any food to the Ea...

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* Tello pulls the curtain back a bit and reveals that this show was the second show recorded that day so that they can be prepared for Easter weekend.

* Tello talks about the dysfunctional messages that he and Number Two Cuz send to each other, including notifying each other of pooping.

* Lourdes is frustrated with having only one working restroom in their house with 5 people in it.

* Tello accidentally discovered a product on Amazon called “Shittens” which are disposable mitten shaped moist wipes.

* Tello reads some funny questions and answers for that people asked about the disposable wipes.

* Lourdes wonders why some people don’t have trash cans in their restrooms. Tello thinks they have trash cans in their restrooms because they grew up poor with bad plumbing.

* Tello reveals where the name of the podcast came from.

* Lourdes feels bad sometimes for not being the Fave Cuz.

* Tello reveals that Lourdes’ sister Lupe feels like she’s lost Lourdes to the Num Two Pod.

* Lourdes is kind of like a therapist to Lupe and Tello.

* Tello and Number Two Cuz used to talk on the phone almost every day.

* Lourdes and Tello might be best friends, but that’s not necessarily a good thing.

* Tello remembers a life changing conversation he had with Lourdes when he was debating whether or not to move back to Texas to use his talents to pursue his goals.

* Tello wondered if not using your talent is a sin.

* Tello moved back to Texas because he was unhappy with his previous job, and where his professional and personal life was heading.

* Lourdes might have good life advice, but she doesn’t have great decorating advice. 

* Number Two’s mom was not happy with the decorating advice that Lourdes gaver her sister Lupe.

* Lourdes isn’t good for financial advice either.

* Tello received a sort of confirmation when he saw a tweet from the Pope that read, “We all possess God-given talents. No one can claim to be so poor that they have nothing to offer others.” 

* Tello remembers a time when he was living with his Fave Cuz Phoebe, and her dog set a used hygiene product on Tello’s stomach.

* Tello isn’t 100% happy with his living situation, but he’s happier now than he was in his previous career.

* Lourdes interprets a poem correctly, but she thinks her teacher accused her of looking up the meaning of the poem.

* Number Two Cuz remembers writing poems when she was younger, and she decorated her walls with the poems.

* Tello remembers when Fave Cuz Phoebe submitted entries to a writing contest under all her and her sisters’ names. She won, but under her sister’s name.

* Lourdes’ son did a terrible job recording a video of Number Two Cuz giving a speech for a homework assignment.

* Tello wishes he could do the video work for Number Two Cuz’s speech assignments because he would make it higher in production value.

* Tello has great ideas for filming Lourdes’ speeches for class.

* Lourdes thinks that being a good listener and helping people is her talent that she can offer to others.

* Number Two Cuz has a “great idea” right when the closing music begins.

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* Tello and Lourdes had to postpone their original recording plans because there was a house full of relatives.

* Lourdes had five nieces and nephews staying over the night that Tello and she wanted to record. One of the kids was a crying six month old.

* Number Two Cuz tried to use the crying baby as an example to her daughters as to what to expect from motherhood.

* Tello cancels the parent trivia contest because he felt that the audio was too boring.

* Tello did get some audio of their respective mothers giving them warm wishes for the one year Podcast-iversary.

* Tello teases that Lourdes’ mom hasn’t been listening to the show while his mother has listened to every episode.

* Lourdes still gets nervous around their parents, but Tello thinks they are old enough to not be so threatening.

* Tello wonders if Number Two Cuz feels like an adult, or if she is just an older version of the child she used to be.

* Tello usually only feels like an adult when he has to stop a child from doing something that might hurt them. When Tello visits his high school friends, he feels like a teenager again picking up from where they left off – even though they already have children.

* Lourdes feels young, but if she ever feels like she’s dressing too young with her daughters, she’ll change so people know that she’s the parent.

* Tello plays a clip of the conversation that he and Lourdes were able to record before calling it quits because of the crying baby.

* Tello reads the Wikipedia definition for panocha, which is a type of pudding. 

* Lourdes is convinced that the “Vulva” is the name of a car company…until she looks up the definition.

* Number Two Cuz has some difficulty pronouncing some of the words in the definition, but Tello assures her that her mispronunciation is part of the charm of the show.

* Lourdes doesn’t know the meaning of Labia Majora either.

* Number Two Cuz is concerned about her small vocabulary.

* Tello tries to trip up Lourdes by using the word “pragmatic.”

* Lourdes has trouble seeing her computer without her contact lenses, and Tello needs his glasses to see his phone.

* Lourdes got nervous going to the dentist, and the dentist had to remove a “beaver” tooth from her mouth.

* Lourdes was having difficulty swallowing after the dentist numbed her mouth.

* Tello is unhappy with his underbite, but the price of getting it fixed is between $67K and $97K total.

* Tello had brunch with Fave Cuz Phoebe at 12:30 PM.

* Tello arrived late, but got his food before Phoebe. Tello couldn’t help but rub that fact in her face.

* The restaurant took so long to bring Phoebe’s food that she angrily decided to take the food to go instead of eating with everyone else.

* Phoebe had a $200 date night to see a clown comedian she didn’t enjoy.

* Tello tried to convince Fave Cuz Phoebe to pay $60 to paint a portrait of her friend’s dog.

* Lourdes doesn’t like raw onions, and her waiter tries to convince her that she’ll barely be able to taste them in the guacamole.

* One of Lourdes’ coworkers tries to convince her that she won’t be able to taste the onions in a chicken salad sandwich. Lourdes at the sandwich, but couldn’t taste the onions.

* Tello has friends who don’t like cilantro because it tastes like soap to them.

* Lourdes found a great, comfortable pair of sneakers, but in trying to buy a backup pair, she found the prices to be way too expensive.

* Lourdes asks for listeners to donate Fit Flop shoes to her so she doesn’t have to pay so much (women’s size 6).

* Tello thinks Number Two Cuz’s feet look like little bricks, and because of her weird shaped feet, she has developed bunions.

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* The show is immediately disrupted when Lourdes’ daughter tries to sneak across the room to get to the bathroom.

* Almost immediately after the first interruption, the show is interrupted by a train whistle on Lourdes’ side of the conversation.

* Tello plays a funny phone call that he recorded with his Aunt Mary (Lourdes’ mom). 

* Lourdes and Tello talk about Lourdes’ pronunciation of a certain word, and try and figure out where that accent comes from.

* Number Two Cuz talks about her trip to Mexico, and why Num Two Pod couldn’t record last week.

* Lourdes still hasn’t seen Coco.

* Number Two Cuz is surprised and freaked out to see what great health and spirits her mother-in-law was in when she visited her in Mexico.

* Tello accuses Lourdes of being disappointed that her mother-in-law didn’t look more sickly when she saw her.

* Lourdes was suffering from PMS on the trip, and Tello explained that Lourdes suffers from PMS two weeks before and two weeks after her cycle.

* Number Two Cuz asked a woman to quit tagging her husband in facebook photos. Now she has awkward encounters with this woman. Tello asks more about this woman and finds out she’s a GILF.

* Tello makes some jokes about spending time with the GILF.

* Lourdes is experiencing passive aggressive behavior from a coworker who has been bringing donuts for everyone in the office except Lourdes.

* Tello talks about his fantasy to be a more aggressive than passive aggressive person.

* Despite her hurt and angry feelings, Lourdes didn’t do anything about the behavior she was experiencing. 

* Tello suggested that Number Two Cuz buy some Mexican pastries to share with the office, including the passive aggressive woman as an olive branch of peace.

* Little Luis was sick this week, and woke up vomiting. The doctor initially thought he had a twisted nut, but that was not the case. 

* Tello recounts the time he and some friends formed a fake band called “Twisted Nut.”

* Little Luis had to have his private parts examined by the doctor. Lourdes left to grab some coffee, but when she returned, Luis had thrown up again. Luckily for Number Two Cuz, the nurse had cleaned it up.

* Lourdes considered not getting her son’s medicine since he was feeling better, but when he wasn’t feeling well again, she filled his prescription.

* Number Two Cuz accidentally told her son to swallow the medicine instead of letting it dissolve under his tongue like the instructions demanded.

* Pretty much everyone in the house caught Little Luis’ virus.

* Tello talks about the last prescription he remembers getting had to be taken with food. If not, it could’ve burned a hole in his stomach.

* Tello has a hard time pronouncing Spanish words correctly. And Lourdes teases him for sounding unnatural.

* Mexicans had some very big wins at this year’s Oscars.

* While Tello searches for Guillermo Del Toro’s Oscar speech, Lourdes talks about needing a pedicure.

* Tello reads Guillermo Del Toro’s Oscar speech that he thought was very touching, and how he is inspired by other Hispanic artists.

* Lourdes has a problem pronouncing “Jiu Jitsu”

* Tello has lost 43 lbs on his Keto Diet since the beginning of 2018.

* Lourdes talks about how much weight the virus in their house has caused them to lose.

* Tello talked about how much weight he lost when he used to deliver mail, and what a mostly liquid diet did to his digestive system.

* Tello talks about an incident when he thought he just had to fart, but it may have been a little something extra since he was drinking so much water.

* Lourdes talks about inexplicably finding racing stripes in her underwear.

* Number Three Cousin, Lupe, stopped by to visit for a moment, and so did her daughter.

* Tello wants to confirm with Lourdes what she counts as the beginning of Number Two Podcast: the first episode they uploaded to YouTube, or the first time they had an official podcast feed. Lourdes counts the first time they uploaded to YouTube which means that March 9th will be the one year anniversary of Number Two Podcast.

* Lourdes and Tello are joined by special guest Danielle (Tello’s niece).

* As usual, Number Two Cuz starts talking about number two stories. Little Luis asked his mom to smell the bathroom after he pooped because he didn’t think it stunk.

* Lourdes begins describing a new healthy recipe she tried which included asparagus, and Tello gets sidetracked on how asparagus makes his pee smell. Lourdes is unaware of this phenomenon.

* Danielle admits that her pee sometimes smells like coffee; Lourdes admits that her urine sometimes smells like coffee too. Tello is in shock because he’s not a coffee drinker and is unfamiliar with that phenomenon. 

* Lourdes claims that the women’s restroom at work sometimes smells like a fresh brewed pot of coffee.

* Tello asks Number Two Cuz to pull the microphone closer because she’s too far away.

* Tello reveals to the audience that Danielle’s mother is none other than Martha (a.k.a. Marva), friend/enemy of the show.

* Family members are complaining about the price of Number Two Podcast shirts, but that’s the cheapest price Tello can price them. They’re currently on sale for $12.99 each (www.campfyrepod.com/merch)

* Lourdes continues with her healthy soup recipe with chicken broth. Tello suggests using bone broth instead for its health properties and taste.

* Tello’s skin has been breaking out recently. Lourdes thinks it’s from the high fat Keto diet, but Tello retorts with his usual witty manner. Lourdes suggested Tello quit eating so much fat.

* Lourdes asks Danielle if and how she has managed conflict in her workplace.

* Danielle admits that she’s a good employee and easy to get along with, so she’s never had to deal with such issues in the workplace.

* Tello suspects that this is a loaded question that is really about Lourdes.

* Tello talks about a prior job where he had to sell shoes where he didn’t enjoy putting people’s shoes on them unless they were pretty women with nice feet.

* Lourdes doesn’t know which phrase is correct: “a rule of thumb,” or “a thumb of rule.”

* Tello tries desperately to convince her that the correct phrase is “a thumb of rule.”

* Danielle talks about her stressful situation when she and her friends recently got pulled over by police. Three police cars showed up for a driver who allegedly was doing 10 miles over the speed limit.

* Tello suggested that anytime you are pulled over, you should turn on your dome light and put your hands where the police can see them so they know you are not a threat to them. This is not just for their safety, but for the driver’s and passenger’s’ safety too.

* Tello talks about how he always feels nervous any time he is pulled over by police. Recently Tello was recently pulled over, and in nervous confusion, Tello handed the policeman his debit card instead of his license. The policeman responded that he didn’t accept Visa.

* Lourdes daughters accidentally interrupt the show because they were teaching Priscila how to drive.

* Priscila is having problems with oversteering.

* Lourdes talks about hearing random gunshots in her neighborhood, but she has no ending for that story.

* Lourdes bought an “A La Muerte” shirt to support the show, but it reminds her daughter of the Mexican saying “A La V***a” which has a dirty translation of “weiner” in it.

* The conversation gets further sidetracked as Lourdes tries to give Spanish translations for a woman’s private parts.

* Tello talks about his heartbreak about not be...

* Number Two Cuz starts the show, and immediately has to leave the show to grab something.

* Tello talks smack behind Lourdes’ back while she’s gone.

* Lourdes got a fortune that read, “You always have the right answers, they just sometimes ask the wrong questions. Tello thinks that is the best description he’s ever heard of Number Two Cuz.

* Tello searched for an old fortune in his wallet, but instead found an old food stamp from his childhood.

* Lourdes and Tello fondly (and not so fondly) recount childhood memories of being on welfare and using food stamps. Tello holds on to one as a reminder of a time when his family hit rough times; a time to which Tello hopes to never return.

* Number Two Cuz briefly mentions her conspiracy theory regarding welfare reform, but don’t fact check her.

* Tello reminds Lourdes that they are quickly sneaking up on episode 50, and he would like a golden anniversary gift.

* Lourdes admits to selfishly being happy that her daughter Pila didn’t place at the state tournament she competed in. 

* Pila broke the bad news to the family in a group chat which morphed into a competition of who woke up earlier that morning.

* Tello offers words of encouragement – in his own way.

* Lourdes’ husband wants to plan a vacation to Florida even though they won’t be going there for their daughter’s competition.

* Tello calls out Number Two Cuz for not sending photos and videos that she was supposed to send so Tello could update www.campfyrepod.com/merch

* Tello tells Lourdes that she’ll stop feeling like a failure when she stops acting like one.

* Tello talks about how food is affecting his body now that he’s getting older. Garlic from a salad he ate for lunch and dinner gave him painful gas until he was able to crawl into bed and start farting.

* Lourdes is disgusted by Tello’s farts, but Tello is disgusted by Lourdes’ phlegmy throat.

* Number Two Cuz talks about her new blender and the healthy recipes she’s making with it using butternut or “better nut” squash.

* It took Lourdes longer than the specified 30 to 45 minutes to complete the recipe, so she wasn’t able to eat her healthy soup the same night she made it.

*  Number Two Cuz tries to tempt Tello to eat meat on Fridays during Lent, but Tello misunderstands her suggestion.

* Lourdes shares her healthy soup with her mother and cousins Julie and Agustin, but only Lourdes seemed to enjoy her healthy cooking.

* Number Two Cuz confuses “purify” and “puree.”

* Lourdes suggests a new healthy soup for Tello to try.

* Tello and Lourdes aren’t sure what celery root is.

* Lourdes thinks the “Vegetti” is related to female anatomy, and Tello plays along for a bit.

* Tello explains to the audience what zoodles are.

* Tello tried to make noodle-less Pho, but instead just made soup. It tasted more than kind of good.

* Tello visited an escape room with some friends, and had one hour to try and solve clues that would free them from the room.

* The escape room was a music themed room where all the clues are music related. Tello and his friends played the part of thieves working for a hacker who discovered that there was a lost, unreleased Aerosmith recording that they had to retrieve in order to escape the room. 

* Tello was really impressed by the setup and engineering of the escape room.

* Lourdes and Tello imagine how funny it would be if they got their family to work together to escape an escape room.

* Tello and Lourdes plan a few potential Easter games.

* Tello laments how kids today don’t have the killer instinct to rush for pinata candy they way his generation did.

* Tello remembers an incident at a school Halloween party when he lost his candy while breaking a pinata.

* Lourdes thinks she’s a bad mother because she d...

* Number Two Cuz starts off by complaining about working so much. 

* Tello is reminded of a scene from Dumb and Dumber and Lourdes has another favorite scene.

* Lourdes has some technical difficulties that Tello requests she fix.

* Number Two Cuz still loves her butterfly clips.

* Tello is amazed that Lourdes has stuck around for 33 episodes.

*  Lourdes is supporting the show by buying some of our new Number Two Podcast T-shirts.

* Tello thinks his design is ugly, but he still hopes people will support the show by buying these shirts.

* Number Two Cuz critiques the design and points out that Tello doesn’t have a nose in the image.

* We got an Instagram shout out from From The Bronx With Love podcast.

* Number Two Cuz got a review from Fave Cuz Phoebe, but she can’t remember what the review was.

* Lourdes had trouble finding her husband a birthday gift.

* Number Two Cuz considered buying some kiosk earrings from the mall, but the first pair were too cheap for her husband’s taste.

* The second pair of earrings Lourdes saw were 100 times as expensive.

* Lourdes found a third pair within her budget, but they were so small that she was afraid they would fall through his ears.

* Number Two Cuz didn’t buy a gift for her husband’s birthday.

* Lourdes planned the worst most obvious “Surprise,” for Luis’ birthday.

* Number Two Cuz has problems trying to wink.

* Tello had an unexpected guest that his roommate brought to the house, and there is a lot of luggage that comes with her.

* The “guest” was a young, dumb teenage stripper who thought she knew how the world works, but clearly has no idea.

*  Number Two Cuz talks about why she could not have been a stripper in her younger days.

* Tello tried to take some time to offer this young girl some good advice, but she was too concerned with how a photo of her looked.

* Tello’s roommate was beginning to regret her decision to help this girl on the third or fourth night of the extended stay. 

* After Tello’s tale of horror dealing with the unwanted houseguest, a train whistle on Lourdes’ side interrupts the show.

* Tello unleashes a slew of sound effects to answer the train sound.

* Tello talks about how he “considered” stripping during his college years to make extra money.

* Tello had to replace his comb because he found unknown blond hair in it.

* Number Two Cuz has a friend who might be moving too fast in the dating scene.

* Lourdes thinks she may have ruined this friend’s Valentine by giving her some unwanted advice.

* Tello decided not to send flowers to his crush for Valentine’s Day because he was afraid it might come off as creepy.

* Tello asks the listeners to send their horror houseguest stories.

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