In this episode of Nutrition for Noobs, Kevin and Michelle uncover surprising nutrition facts hiding in plain sight. From noodles packed with 40% of your daily sodium to the truth behind fast-food veggie burgers like the new McVeggie.

They dive into the actual nutrition behind these burgers, explore the difference between “healthy” and “less harmful,” explore why ingredient lists can be misleading, and share how to make smarter food choices by simply turning over the label.

Whether you’re curious about plant-based options, tracking your sodium intake, or just trying to eat better, this episode will make you rethink what’s really in your favourite foods.

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In this episode of Nutrition for Noobs, Michelle and Kevin dig deeper into the world of grains to uncover the truth about gluten: what it is, which grains contain it, and whether you really need to avoid it. From wheat, barley, and rye to pseudo-grains like quinoa and buckwheat, Michelle explains how gluten functions as a protein and why celiac disease, gluten intolerance, and general sensitivity are very different things.

They also share affordable, plant-forward meal ideas and debate the deliciousness of sourdough bread (spoiler: it might be friendlier for some gluten-sensitive folks!). Plus, a flurry of food puns and dad jokes make this episode equal parts fun and informative.

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In this episode of Nutrition for Noobs, Michelle and Kevin dive into the “whole grain hierarchy” to uncover which grains are the most nutritious—and which ones are best kept as an occasional snack. (It's like a whole grain Game of Thrones this week!) From intact grains like quinoa, barley, and wild rice, all the way down to puffed rice cakes, they explain how processing impacts fiber, protein, and nutrient levels. Along the way, you’ll hear nostalgic breakfast cereal stories, practical cooking tips, and a few laughs about Muffets, Pringles, and dad jokes. If you’ve ever wondered whether whole wheat flour is really better, how long wild rice takes to cook, or why some “healthy” snacks taste like cardboard, this episode is for you.

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In this episode of Nutrition for Noobs, Kevin and Michelle dive into the hidden health risks of everyday ultra-processed foods, from childhood lunchbox staples like hot hogs, salami and bologna to the long-term impact on gut health, cancer risk, and overall wellness. Michelle breaks down why colorectal cancer is one of the most common cancers in North America, how diet plays a critical role in prevention, and why heart disease and cancer remain leading causes of death in the U.S. and Canada.

The hosts share practical tips on making healthier food choices, teaching kids to value nutritious meals, and general guidelines for categorizing types of carcinogenic foods and suggested limits.

Whether you’re just starting your health journey or looking for encouragement to keep making better choices, this episode blends real talk, nutrition science, and humour to keep you informed and motivated.

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Unlock the secrets of coffee, wellness, and nutrition in this episode of Nutrition for Noobs! Join hosts Kevin and Michelle as they dive deep with special guests Jenna Goodhand and Tomas Dobranski from Cafezia.

Explore the fascinating history of coffee, and discover how modern wellness coffees are transforming the way we drink our favourite morning beverage. Learn about the science behind brewing styles, cholesterol, antioxidants, and how small herbal enhancements can boost coffee’s benefits without altering flavour.

This episode blends coffee culture, science, and mindful consumption into a rich, insightful conversation. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts, health-conscious individuals, and anyone looking to elevate their daily cup.

Find Cafezia online at https://cafezia.ca

For $12 off your first order from Cafezia, use the promo code "NOOB" - thanks Jenna!

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In this exciting follow-up episode of Nutrition for Noobs, Michelle dives deeper into the science of chronobiology—the study of how our internal clocks impact metabolism, weight loss, gut health, and overall well-being. Michelle unpacks fascinating research showing that eating the same meals at different times of day can yield dramatically different results, and why syncing your eating habits with your circadian rhythm could be the missing piece in your health journey.

You'll also learn how time-restricted eating, early time-restricted feeding (eTRF), and meal timing impact everything from fat storage to memory. The duo tackles real-life challenges like jet lag, shift work, and how travel across time zones can wreak havoc on digestion and sleep. Plus, tips to adjust your routine, support your gut microbiome, and optimize your eating for better results—without obsessing over calories.

Whether you're a nutrition newbie or a seasoned health nerd, this episode is packed with actionable takeaways, a few laughs, and one of Kevin’s signature dad jokes.

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Surprise! To celebrate the 50th official episode of Nutrition for Noobs (coming tomorrow), we're dropping this special bonus, packed with two years' worth of behind-the-scenes outtakes, hilarious off-mic moments, and raw banter between your favorite co-hosts, Kevin and Michelle. From digestive hand gestures to cricket recipes, recording flubs, intro confusion, poop talk, and Muppet references — this is Nutrition for Noobs like you’ve never heard it before. (Well, maybe a bit.) Whether you're a longtime listener or brand new to the pod, this episode is a quirky celebration of health, humor, and the chemistry that makes this podcast a fan favourite.

🎉 Thank YOU for sticking with us for 50 amazing episodes!

In this insightful episode, Michelle and Kevin explore the science and lifestyle strategies behind intermittent fasting, time-restricted eating, and the groundbreaking fasting mimicking diet (FMD) developed by Dr. Valter Longo. They dive into how ancient eating patterns influence modern health, discuss the ideal fasting window for longevity and weight loss, and examine why most of us eat far more frequently than our bodies evolved to handle.

Learn how time-restricted eating can boost metabolism, improve sleep, promote autophagy (gesundheit), and support healthy aging. Michelle also introduces the research-backed FMD protocol for potentially reversing type 2 diabetes, fighting inflammation, and triggering cellular regeneration—all without complete food deprivation.

Whether you're curious about optimizing your meal timing, improving sleep, or understanding how food impacts longevity, this episode offers science-based guidance, personal anecdotes, and practical takeaways to transform your health.

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Looking for a healthier dessert that’s still rich, chocolatey, and satisfying? In this solo “Recipes for Noobs” episode, Kevin shares his perfected, egg-free, oil-free Mexican-inspired chocolate cake made with black beans, apples, dates, and dark chocolate.

Discover simple ingredient swaps for eggs and fat using pantry staples like applesauce, zucchini, and banana, and learn how to create delicious desserts without sacrificing texture or flavour. Perfect for anyone exploring vegan baking, plant-based recipes, or just trying to eat a little cleaner.

Ingredients:

• 2 Granny Smith apples, peeled and finely grated
• 1 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 tablespoon cocoa powder
• 1½ cups all-purpose flour
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• ½ teaspoon salt
• 1¼ cups black beans, puréed
• ½ cup sugar
• 2 tbsp applesauce
• 1¼ cups chopped pitted dates
• 1 cup (6 ounces) bittersweet chocolate chips or chunks

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In this episode of Nutrition for Noobs, Kevin and Michelle dive deeper into leaky gut syndrome, how it's linked to microplastics, and—most importantly—how to heal your gut naturally. Learn why small dietary and lifestyle changes can lead to big improvements in gut health, inflammation reduction, and overall wellness. Michelle shares science-backed insights on reversing gut damage, the role of anti-inflammatory foods, and how habits like exercise, hydration, and accountability coaching contribute to long-term healing.

Whether you're battling digestive issues, chronic fatigue, or just curious about improving your microbiome, this episode will empower you to take charge of your health—one broccoli cheer at a time.

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