Lara and Carey are back and the ides of August remain as harrowing as ever. They discuss a new AI rendering of Christ: A new twist in the Shroud of Turin, Mary Magdalene as the original F*g Hag, pansexual Jesus, sinister gay Judas, wound-p*ssies + more. The Real Martyrs of Orange County have returned: Shannon Beador continues to heal from her drunken joyride into a house. Jenn faces foreclosure on the property Gina helped her find, Heather continues to be wealthy as ever, and Emily continues to dom her cuck husband. Plus Alexis Bellino re-emerges from the roaring waves of the Holy Pacific, rubbing her new relationship with John Janssen AKA Johnny J in Shannon's face at Heather's New Year luncheon.

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