Of Horse: A BoJack Horseman Fan Cast

Diane is a disaster! Yes, and BoJack is no better! Yes, and we finally accept that nothing we do will ever bring us meaningful, lasting happiness! Yes, and Todd's in a cult. Yes, and Jake insists he's not in a cult while describing what is definitely a cult. Yes, and we scientifically determine that catfish are men. I mean, they're no horses. ALLEGEDLY.

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

Of Horse is in da White House, and we are ready to cry. At least we're not in war-torn Cordovia or the fuzzy, glowing nonsense of a Thomas Kinkade countryside. One thing's for sure: No matter where you go, your deep-seated trauma will follow. Unless you're a snow leopard. Snow leopards are fine. This podcast was all a dream.

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

DEATH FROM ABOVE! Let's meet our big celebrity, Will Hughes from The AV Club and Duckfeed, who joins us to get real about the professionalism and the petty spite that drives Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out! We also blame Elodie for Ronald Reagan's political career and reprimand octopodes for their sloppy heist planning. Now get your little butt back on that stage, and you resolve.

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

As Diane makes a fuss about the homogeneous insistence from anonymous assistants of a stout lout with generous clout, and the ominous, treasonous, sexual wantonness of Hank Hippopopalous, it's up to us to discuss the omnibus of venomous degradations and allegations surrounding such odious men as Allen, Tyson, Brolin, and Penn. And we're not in such a hurry that we'd overlook Murray. Then we break it up with fun hippo facts for kids and a light chat about novelty albums from celebrities. If you enjoy this show, say thanks to the Master of Cocaine!

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

This week, we're talking about... Uuuggg! Ack!!

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

Bawk! It's a real diet riot as the herbivores square off against the omnivore for a civil and respectful discussion of vegetarianism. After that, we run a-fowl of chicken and eggs facts, beg you to like us, feel conflicted about the power of celebrity privilege, and recommend the best in clichéd cop media. You know what to tell them!

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

A great man once said, "Parties are fun." But who needs fun when you can fight about FUN-damentally broken relationships? Or when you can pick apart a joke until you're not even sure what a joke is anymore? At least it's better than getting bitten by a roving gang of feral chihuahuas. Hmph. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the ballroom.

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

Hold on to your expensive bachelor vase! Herb's death brings the Horsin' Around family back together for a treasure hunt, but maybe the real treasure was the distance they kept along the way. Continuing our own regrettable journey toward the grave, we share our thoughts on fame and the legacy we hope to leave behind. Then, put on your bat hat and show off your fresh battoo. We have all the hottest tips for celebrating Bat Week 2018! #WrittenWhileDriving

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

Wake up, sleepyheads and sleeper agents! BoJack has a girlfriend who was in a coma (I know, I know), and Todd is finally opening his Disneyland! We spin our heads all the way around to get a good look at owls, queue up for theme park talk, and evaluate the state of media from thirty years ago. For legal purposes, please be aware that this podcast might cause death.

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake

We're back in the saddle, and we have a Brand New Attitude! (It's a metaphor.) Beatrice, meanwhile, maintains a sour disposition. A closer look at our life sofas reveals an embarrassment of metaphors and questions about what a cushion is, really. All this, plus a healthy appreciation for ska, a quiz on the habits of highly effective people, and dark Star Trek secrets revealed.

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Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake