The key thing about wild animals is that you probably don't want to get bitten by them. They could have anything! Especially if irradiated by scientists in a lab. But which animals would the OP Crew want to get bitten by if animals bites worked like they do in Spider-Man? Get ready to meet your newest franchise-carrying superhero team as Tull leads the charge, Neil squelches through a sneak-attack and Luck has trouble with his posture.

Meanwhile, Randall Jnr. steps forward to Flint with information and Frost tries to talk Wyatt out of punishing Virgo.

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In a move that has taken them far too long to get around to, the Off Piste crew are unveiling the specificities of their supervillain schemes! But whose plan has the most potential? Who can get the furthest before a hero inevitably defeats them, as is narrative law? Find out as Neil strokes his own Ego, Luck embiggens heavily-armed invertebrates and Tull goes viral.

Meanwhile, Shigeru is whisked to hospital and Flint prepares to interview Kazuhiro’s family about the stand-off.

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The Royal Wedding has been and gone, and many Brits and even more Americans had a wonderful time. However, after an unfortunate revelation of Meghan's direct involvement in the Boston Tea Party, poor Prince Harry's going to have to marry someone else. But who? Enter three bachelors provided by the OP crew! See who's been selected as Harry's new royal bride as Neil inadvertently lures a webcrawler to Windsor, Luck drops the groom into a marital crime and Tull fights fire with fire.

Meanwhile, Flint and Emiko save the day and Virgo barely escapes the stand-off with his life.

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Summer is right around the corner! In May. Roll with it. It's been hot lately! And the OP crew are in the mood to hit the beach! But which fictional characters are they taking with them for a fun-filled day with the sand and the sun? Neil invites the life of the Party, Rebecca rockpools with a rock dude and Luck hosts a daddy-daughter day.

Meanwhile, Virgo takes Lisa’s life into his hands and Shigeru’s health starts to suffer again in the heat of the stand-off.

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Who doesn't love animals? Well, considering one of the OP crew studied zoology, at least one of us. So why not replace some characters with animals? Just... straight up animals. What could go wrong? Considering the heated debate enclosed within, quite a few things apparently. Tull unleashes a wave of Middle-Earth pests, Neil presents demon-powered buttocks and Luck digs up a fossilised leather jacket.

Meanwhile, Frost gives Wyatt a word of caution and the situation at Kazuhiro’s house escalates when Flint arrives on the scene.

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In a reversal of a couple of weeks ago where the OP Crew imported fictional products to our real world, this week sees products from the real world exported to fictional worlds to make them better! Solve problems they have? And of course, to make boatloads of money. But where do the biggest opportunities lie? Find out as Luck unleashes a new Bang upon the irradiated Wasteland, Neil transports the Fellowship to Mordor in unbeatable comfort and Tull eliminates Westerosi communication issues. And of course, don't forget that nothing is possible without Toyota. Book your 4Runner test drive today. (We'll take our cheques in the post, Toyota, cheers.)

Meanwhile, Emiko receives distressing news in Principal Black’s office and Wyatt monitors Virgo’s hostage situation intently.

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Avengers: Infinity War is finally out this week after a decade-long build! But the OP Crew couldn't help but notice that one Infinity Stone hasn't had its whereabouts revealed yet: the Soul Stone. So to join in on the Infinity War hype (are you really surprised?), the boys are searching for the Soul Stone. But where is it? Who has it in their possession? And can they handle an angry Thanos? Find out as Neil fends off many soul-based attacks with narcissism, Luck thieves gemstones of a different sort and Tull augments the Infinity Gauntlet with fruit.

Meanwhile, Flint visits Axel to try and evaluate Emiko’s information and Randall Jnr. finally delivers Shigeru home, only for Virgo to spring his trap.

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Business is all about trying to find that niche market, supplying when there is demand to make the big bucks. Probably. And there are plenty of opportunities to sell products from the fictional world in our drab world to improve it/make boatloads of cash, so which fictional product would the OP crew import to our world? Luck feels the crunch, Neil plans go down the Tube and a returning Tull braces for impact.

Meanwhile, Shigeru regains his strength and Principal Black calls Emiko to his office for a chat with Flint.

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Marriage is a holy tradition that is absolutely made more exciting by the casual thrill of competition. In the case of Mr & Mrs Smith, this is in the form of trying to secretly assassinate each other. But you've got to pick your battles carefully. So the Off Piste crew are choosing who they're marrying, knowing they and their partners will be trying to kill each other after a decade of matrimony! But do any of them stand a chance? Rebecca loses the lamb sauce for the last time, Neil gets ankle deep in pussies and Luck tries to out-bungle a master bungler.

Meanwhile, Isla relents and guides Flint towards Principal Black for information and Dr Cueto patches up Shigeru as he reveals to Randall Jnr. how he survived Virgo’s assault.

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Fans of classic hockey movie The Mighty Ducks will know that there are always pee-wee ice hockey teams out there in need of a reluctant coach to guide them to championship victory. But what if that lawyer isn't caught drunk driving and put on community service? Better find some replacement coaches for those underdog ice hockey teams, and fast! Allow Off Piste to step in with suggestions as Luck sources a new Latverian national ice hockey team, Rebecca motivates children through the apparent death of a teammate and Neil kicks up a stink on the ice.

Meanwhile, Axel files a complaint with Chief Mulligan about people breaking into his steakhouse at night and Randall Jnr. comes face to face with the mystery helper just as Shigeru starts to fade.

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