Off Piste Podcast

Off Piste Podcast

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Off Piste Podcast episodes

  • #147: The Onevel Twovel Threevel Fourvel Fievel One
    With the recent news that at the current rate of living we've only got about 22 years left before the Earth's environment is irreversibly ruined, the Off Piste boys realised that something needs to be done. The energy crisis must be solved. But how will they achieve this using the power of fiction? With so much on the line, there's no room for error. That said, explore this catalogue of errors as Luck rigs a basketball game, Neil tries to prevent the Doom of mankind and DT conflates his mice.
    Meanwhile, Randall Jnr. discovers the extent of Wyatt’s plot at the empty compound and Wyatt sets his plans into action.
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    34 min
  • #146: The Robert Thicc Builder One
    Now that the dust has settled after a chaotic UFC 229, the Off Piste crew have got the itch to throw down in the Octagon. But which fictional characters are they facing in the UFC? Don't ask them - they're drawing their mystery opponents from cards! Who's Dana White pitting the crew up against? Who will have the best MMA record? Find out as Luck follows thicc with kicks, a returning Rebecca tangles with an angry pacifist and a big red abomination and Neil gets ruthless across multiple weight classes.
    Meanwhile, Randall Jnr. convinces Cueto to return to the compound to spy on Wyatt and Flint decides to go to Chief Mulligan with the information despite Isla’s objections.
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    36 min
  • #145: The Dale's Arkham-market Sweep One
    For those who don't remember Dale's Supermarket Sweep, essentially it involved following clues and finding items in a big supermarket for prizes. And guess what? The Off Piste boys are contestants! But what in fiction are they bringing with them to give them an edge to win the whole show? Find out as Neil hopes to lock onto a blender, Luck uses his World's Greatest Detective skills and DT works on his whip-grabbing technique.
    Meanwhile, Flint and Isla pool together the information they’ve discovered and Randall Jnr. tries to get to the bottom of why Cueto won’t come forward.
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    32 min
  • #144: The Freaky Fred Day One
    Freaky Friday. The classic tale of seeing how the other side lives to learn a lesson. But who in fiction are the Off Piste crew having a disagreement/body-swapping dilemma with? Will they learn a lesson? Can the character be trusted in their bodies? Find out as DT goes ON the rails, Luck gets socked in the jaw in multiple bodies and Neil toughens up Mystery Inc. by force.
    Meanwhile, Isla follows someone acting suspicious behind the scenes at the steakhouse and Frost reveals what he knows to Virgo regarding the “loose end”.
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    32 min
  • #143: The Murder of Bees One
    The Pixar magic has brought life to all sorts of things over the years. Toys. Cars. The physical avatars of emotions. But what else deserves to be endowed with feelings and sentience via the Pixar treatment? The OP crew look to find out this week as Neil heads back to suburbia, Tull looks to be the smartest tool in the pocket and Luck buries his head in the sand.
    Meanwhile, Kazuhiro and Lisa make Emiko come clean and Cueto begins to teach Randall Jnr. survival skills.
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    33 min
  • #142: The Dark Penile Arts One

    As the rumours continue to swirl about who's going to be the next James Bond, the Off Piste boys decided that... they'd rather not talk about 007. They discussed who would be the best James Bond already (Ep. 62), you DOLT. No, instead the boys are discussing who should be Agent 009 instead! But who gets to be this background 00 Agent? Go undercover with the original OP trifecta as Neil goes #AllIn with the baby oil, Luck opens his journal and DT shoots some 10cm craps.

    Meanwhile, Lisa finally decides to tell Kazuhiro what she heard Emiko confide at Shigeru’s bedside and Axel receives new orders from Wyatt.
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    RETROACTIVE EDIT 2020: oh, f**k Joey Ryan btw

    32 min
  • #141: The Great Glass Mün Lift One
    The Moon (Mün) has fascinated humankind for millennia. Who doesn't want to go and check it out? Unfortunately, spaceships are off the table. Something happened. We don't talk about it. So how are the Off Piste crew getting to the Mün otherwise? And will they even be able to get back? Take a voyage beyond the stars as Tom tries desperately to reach the end of a factory tour, Neil assembles the world's first peasant railgun and Rebecca packs supplies for a long, long ascent.
    Meanwhile, Flint is let down when his secret meeting confidant doesn’t show and Randall Jnr. returns to the woods.
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    29 min
  • #140: The 7 Foot Tall Immobile Soldiers One
    Who doesn't wish they were a little bit bigger? No, not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter. The OP crew are talking height on the show this week as they discuss which characters would be better if they were bigger! But will they have to sacrifice other skills in the process? Find out as Marcus cares little for the sanctity of toy life, Neil rules with an iron chef's fist and Rebecca throws enlarged punches at horses.
    Meanwhile, Virgo wrestles with whether to tell Wyatt what he found in the woods and Chief Mulligan is furious to learn of Flint’s unauthorised investigations.
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    30 min
  • #139: The Marcus vs Satan One
    In most cases, villains get defeated eventually. But the Off Piste crew don't have fancy superpowers or - in most cases - any proper combat powers to speak of. So which villains do the crew think they could defeat one-on-one? A returning Tom soars up to the highest height, a returning Marcus attempts to balance the duality of child and demon and Luck explores the impact of stairs on brittle bone disease.
    Meanwhile, Emiko and Isla confide in each other and Virgo uncovers a disturbing truth.
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    31 min
  • #138: The Wayne Bruce: The Batfan One
    When Bruce Wayne fell into a cave full of the bats he was scared of, he did what anyone else would do and decided to fight crime dressed as a bat. With that in mind, what would the Off Piste crew's phobias be if they worked like they did for Master Wayne? Take a trip down the newest wing of Batman's Rogues Gallery as Rebecca comes to play, Neil flips the script and Luck gets Gotham spotless.
    Meanwhile, Virgo combs the woods for clues pertaining to the stranger's identity and Flint sneaks into the school at night to investigate the scene of Principal Black’s death.
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    30 min

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Join the Off Piste Podcast crew for irreverent, weird and somewhat humorous discussions about pop culture stuff that'll largely never happen! New episodes every Monday*. Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell that guy at the office who smells a bit off and brown-noses your boss!