Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

Getting started is hard.

DAMN hard.

And staring at the blank page is painful.

Not just emotionally.

PHYSICALLY painful.

So THIS secret from a grizzled copywriting veteran and former stand up comedian was a MASSIVE breakthrough for me.

I’ve been using it ever since. And it has made getting started soooooo much easier.

And even FUN.

If that were the ONLY thing you discover from this, it’d be worth a million buckeroos.

But there’s more.

A lot more.

So don’t delay the magic any longer...

Click here to discover all these conversion boosting copywriting tips. You’ll find them on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

Enjoy!

All the best,Doberman Dan

I was reminded of this copywriting secret recently from a brilliant marketer and copywriter, Sean D’Souza.

I just used it to finish a 6,000-word piece that looks like it’s gonna be a barn burner new control.

I’m tellin’ ya... this idea is just frickin’ genius.

And even better...

It makes your work writing copy a LOT easier.

Check it out here on the latest episode of Off The Chain...

All the best,Doberman Dan

Wanna see how you should deal with online trolls?

Then you should see how this famous British author responded to one 18-year-old woman’s social media lambasting of his newest book.

His response was PERFECT.

I think it’s how YOU should also respond to your critics, too.

And don’t worry...

All the other DOERS and I will happily contribute to your bail fund.

Click here and discover how to respond to your critics and dream stealers on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best,Doberman Dan

This is cutting edge “what’s-working-NOW-with-the-great-unwashed-consumer-masses” email marketing secrets.

And it’s pretty eye opening to see Louie discovering this stuff... almost in “real time.”

If you can’t take at least one of these ideas and use it to make money TODAY... then frankly there’s no hope for you.

And you should resign yourself to a never-ending series of nametags and paper hats in your future.

Everything is revealed in all its comedic glory here...

All the best,Doberman Dan

Did I ever tell you the story of my Christian fundraising letter?

Best. Sales. Letter. EVER.

TENS of millions of dollars in potential donations.

And my copywriting mentor Gary Halbert made me burn it.

It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best,Doberman Dan

The Colombiana has one of the most annoying and infuriating traits.

And because of it, she accomplishes almost everything she puts her mind to.

Even stuff with damn near one-in-ten-million odds. Literally.

Heck, I’m living proof of one of these one-in-ten-million odds things.

It’s all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

And you oughtta listen.

Because if you apply this annoying and infuriating trait to YOUR life, you’ll have everything you could ever want.

All the best,Doberman Dan

I’ve known something was wrong with babies for the longest time.

They’re self centered, demanding, manipulative... and they refuse to talk coherently like we adults. (I’m sure they do that just to piss us off.)

So I’ve known something was wrong for a while. I just couldn’t put my finger on WHAT was wrong.

But Big Pharma and the U.S. medical system figured it out:

All babies are schizophrenic and bipolar.

And thanks be to Jeebus, Moises, Mahthammud and L. Ron Hubbard... they’re finally doing something about it.

It’s all revealed here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best,Doberman Dan

Yes, time travel consultant is an actual career.

I saw it in the credits of the movie “Safety Not Guaranteed.”

If you’ve ever had an interest in traveling back in time... or traveling to the future... here’s how you can make money with it.

It’s all revealed here on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best,Doberman Dan

Ben Settle and I switched lives.

He hosted my Off The Chain show while I hosted his Anti-preneur show.

And when Ben took over my spot on Off The Chain, chaos and controversy ensued.

His topic?

How to not be a pussy in your email marketing.

And I can think of none better to teach it than Ben Settle.

Just a few of the things he covered are...

How to build a thriving six-figure business with a grand total time investment of only 10 minutes a day. (No kidding. Ben has REALLY done this.)

A Wing Chun Kung Fu secret for winning any fight that can make you a FORTUNE in your email marketing.

How to use your “hate mail” to generate a small MOUNTAIN of cashola! (And if you do your email marketing like Ben teaches you’ll have plenty of hate mail, therefore making you more and more money!)

Why women are MUCH better at not being a pussy in their email marketing... and why guys could learn a thing or two from the gals.

Why you actually WANT to offend people... and should be working pretty damn hard to do it in every email.

And much more!

Thar’s gold in this here interview.

So get your cute little bottom over here NOW and give it a listen immediately.

All the best,Doberman Dan

I recently got the chance to interview a good friend and great entrepreneur, Marx Acosta-Rubio.

Marx revealed some things a lot of would-be entrepreneurs and marketers will find exciting and/or shocking.

Things like...

The truth about making money working in your underwear from your kitchen table.

Why immigrants have a higher likelihood of becoming millionaires than native born American citizens. (Hint: It’s how they view the world.)

The best way to get from where you are to where you want to be in your business. (It’s completely counterintuitive.)

The most important ingredient for getting customers... even if you’re selling a commodity product and have thousands of competitors.

Marx’ #1 secret that made him a cash millionaire at age 31.

Are you REALLY cut out to be an entrepreneur? Ask yourself this one simple question.

The one simple difference between being an activity junkie and somebody who REALLY gets things done.

Most online marketers don’t have a REAL business. They have a moneymaking scheme. And it could all come crashing down tomorrow without THIS.

And MUCH more!

Check out my interview with Marx Acosta-Rubio here on the latest episode of “Off The Chain.”

Maybe you prefer those Android thangs?

Or maybe you just prefer to listen online?

Then click here instead...

All the best,Doberman Dan