Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

The Internet has been mainstream for over 20 years now, right?

It was supposed to change the world.

So how come we’re not allrich and happy?

I've got the answer.

And it comes down to only one thing.

And I’m revealing that one thing here...

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All the best,Doberman Dan

What does Lamar Odom’s overdose in a whorehouse have to do with your business?

Everything, dear rookie. EVERYTHING.

In fact, if you DON’T understand what Lamar Odom’s overdose... or any other major new story... has to do with your business...

...you’re missing out on a LOT of money... and you better go here NOW...

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All the best,Doberman Dan

I’ve seen soooo many people build their businesses on “shifting sand.”

It sucks to have your whole business crumble after you invested your blood, sweat and tears (and all your money) in getting it going.

That's why I want to see you build your build your business on an evergreen foundation.

And I’m revealing the big damn secret for doing that here...

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All the best,Doberman Dan

P.S. If you’re focused on only one certain part of your business... the part that EVERYBODY focuses on... I highly doubt you’ll be around much longer.

Click one of the links above so you can stay in business long term.

Paxvobiscum.

Have you ever read “The Fountainhead” by Ayn Rand?

If you’re not a reader you can watch the movie version with Gary Cooper.

I read the book about 12 years ago. But I got a HUGE epiphany from watching the movie again recently.

An epiphany that has TOTALLY changed my business.

It has made life a LOT easier, a lot more pleasant... and best of all, it has made me a SHITLOAD more money.

If you’re a freelance copywriter, consultant, coach or anybody who works with clients... this is something you simply MUST hear... right frickin’ now.

If you DON’T know this... I GUARANTEE you that people are taking advantage of you BIG time... and you’re being cheated out of a LOT of money.

Prepare to have your world rocked here...

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What if you hateiTunes, the iPhone, the iPad and all of Steve Jobs’creations?

Or what if you prefer to listen on an Android device?

OR... what if you just prefer to listen online?

No problem. I aim to please.

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All the best,Doberman Dan

P.S. Copywriters... pay EXTRA close attention to what I tell you about clients who negotiate your fees by promising you more money on the back end.

Paxvobiscum.

Two of my favorite things.

Actually, as Producer Jonathan pointed out, that’s three things. (Insert rimshot here.)

Anyhoo... I have a new project.

It only cost me 8 lousy bucks to get it started.

And it’s such a good idea, before I could even start working on it, somebody tried to buy it from me.

After all, what guy DOESN’T like boobs and guns?

(I know there are some... but they’re in the majority. And they’re probably piss poor customers anyway.)

I’m showing you the model for starting an online business and keeping it as fun and hassle free as possible here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

Do you hateiTunes, the iPhone, the iPad and all of Steve Jobs’creations?

Prefer to listen on an Android device?

...OR... if you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

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All the best,Doberman Dan

P.S. The offer to buy Boobs & Guns hasn’t been completed.

So if you’re interested, I’m still accepting offers.

Paxvobiscum.

Where some see Rome crumbling, I see opportunity.

In this case I’m talking about the medical profession.

Many doctors and other medical professionals, after realizing that this hell isn't going to end...

...and no, there isn’t gonna be a transition to a “better system” as long as the government's involved...

...are throwing up their hands and getting out. Even though they’re not even near retirement age.

I see this as a trend that will continue, with more and more opting out.

Could we possibly have a hot market and big opportunity here?

I say YES.

We have an opportunity to get wealthy.

And I’m extrapolating on my ideas here...

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All the best,Doberman Dan

I read an interesting and somewhat disturbing survey the other day.

It showed that 35% of Americanshave thought about packing up and moving overseas.

Not travel for recreation.They want to get their body and their moneyoutta here ASAP because they believethe U.S.is going to hell in a hand basket.

BUT... here’s the most shocking part...

Thenumber of people wanting to expatriateSKYROCKETSwhen you're talking about the Millennials, people between 18 and 34 years old.

55% of them said they are seriously considered expatriating.

I have some important (and quite contrarian) advice for anybody considering this.

ESPECIALLY Millennials.

And my advice could make you wealthier than you ever imagined possible.

Or even in the absolute WORST-case scenario, it could create a DREAM life for you.

It’s all laid out for you here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

If you hate Steve Jobs and iTunes and prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

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All the best,Doberman Dan

P.S. Before you ever start a business in the U.S. you really should listen to what I have to say on this episode.

Your business and your life can be a LOT less complicated and a LOT more profitable.

Paxvobiscum.

You can make your business life about as hard as possible... or as easy as possible.

One of the keys to making it as easy as possible, yet still making a ton of money, is to sell to the right people.

Sadly, most entrepreneurs I know take the exact opposite approach.

Many don’t know that there’s a pyramid ranking system of your best potential prospects.

Target the right segment of this pyramid and you’ll make a ton of money with relatively little hassle.

Target the WRONG segment and you’ll probably have big gross sales numbers... but little to zero net profits.

AND your business will be a huge pain in the ass and your life will suck.

Unfortunately, that’s where most entrepreneurs are operating.

But YOU don’t have to.

Check out my latest on that subject here...

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

If you hate Steve Jobs and all the creations he spawned (like iTunes) and prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

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All the best,Doberman Dan

I watched the documentary about Joan Rivers... again.

It’s called “A Piece of Work.”

A HUGE secret about her is revealed in that movie.

Interestingly, it’s the same secret very few people know about moi, Doberman Dan.

Anyhoo, Joan Rivers had a reputation of being the most fearless comedian alive.

And she was.

On stage.

Her big secret was who she was off stage.

And THAT was what was responsible for her successful 60-year run as a comedian, entrepreneur and humanitarian.

There are some things in that movie that can TRANSFORM your business. AND make your whole life a whole lot better.

I’m talking about some of those things revealed in this documentary on the latest episode of my podcast here...

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If you don’t like to yuk it up on iTunes and prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

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All the best,

Doberman Dan

Those are the two things (actually it’s THREE things, isn’t it?) I’m talking about on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

It may SEEM like these things aren’t related... but they are.

ESPECIALLY if you’re marketing online.

In fact, understanding a goldfish’s attention span and Janet Jackson’s boobs just may be the most important thing to dramatically bump up your conversions, sales and profits from all your online marketing.

My demented brain makes sense of this mixed up mish mash of ideas here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

If you’re an iTunes hater and/or prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

http://offthechainshow.com/blog/

All the best,Doberman Dan

P.S. Can you imagine a job where you get PAID to hold Janet Jackson’s wonderful boobs?

Well, that job really did exist back in the 80’s.

And I’m going to tell you exactly why I’d HATE that job here:

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If you’re an iTunes hater and/or prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

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Paxvobiscum.