EP12 – OTC – Karma and Creepy RomCom’s

This week we discuss Karma, fate and switching creepy dudes with the main characters in romantic comedies.

Golden Rule across the world:

Brahmanism:

This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause pain if done to you.

Mahabharata 5:1517

Buddhism:

Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful.

Udana-Varga 5:18

Christianity:

All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them; for this is the law and the prophets

Mathew 7:12

Confucianism:

Surely it is the maxim of lovingkindness: Do not unto others what you would not have them do unto you.

Analects 15:23

Islam:

No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself.

Sunnah

Judaism:

What is hateful to you, do not to your fellow man. That is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary.

Talmud, Shabbat 31a

Taoism:

Regard your neighbor’s gain as your own gain and your neighbor’s loss as your own loss.

T’ai Shang Kan Ying P’ien

Zoroastrianism:

That nature alone is good which refrains from doing unto another whatsoever is not good for itself.

Dadistan-i-dinik 94:5

Starving games –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwbWsrS5khg

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EP11 – OTC – The EP that shall not be named…

 This week we “Briefly” talk about my date night and Lisa’s work ethic.

 Crackers Comedy club –

https://www.crackerscomedy.com/

 Ari Shaffir YouTube vid (Butt stuff) –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q62fi5ZaARU

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EP10 – OTC – Black Oscars

This week we talk about the black Oscars and the hypocrisy of Hollywood…

Black Oscars –

http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/oscar-nominations-2016-diversity-white-1201674903/

Bono’s punk a$$ -

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/u2-concert-cancelled-hbo-special-paris-attack-1201640359/

Wyclef’s punk a$$ -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2217090/Wyclef-Jeans-Haiti-charity-cesspool-fraud-broken-promises-collapsed-mountain-debt.html

Tarantino’s punk a$$ -

http://www.filmfad.com/just-racist-quentin-tarantino/

Straight outta Compton –

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1398426/

SNL mocks Hollywood awards –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospx7tXWYbI

Liam Neeson’s punk a$$ -

(article) http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jan/20/firearms-company-para-usa-liam-neeson-gun-control

(article) http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/01/14/liam-neeson-number-guns-in-us-disgrace/

(article) http://gulfnews.com/life-style/celebrity/liam-neeson-on-charlie-hebdo-gun-control-in-us-1.1439911

Couldn’t find video, sorry…

Guns in Hollywood (Graphic) –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1SZurGArxE

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EP9 – OTC – Women and Equality

This week we talk about Women and Equality

Information on Biblical references:

https://www.gci.org/church/ministry/women10

FIFA world cup wage gap:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/questions-of-equal-pay-brought-to-light-after-womens-world-cup-win/

AAUW (American Association of University Women) stats:

http://www.aauw.org/research/the-simple-truth-about-the-gender-pay-gap/

Vice article on wage gap:

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/basketballs-gender-wage-gap-is-even-worse-than-you-think

College grants for Minorities:

http://www.collegescholarships.org/grants/minority.htm

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EP8 – OTC – Valentimes Day and Silent Women

This week we talk about the joys of Valentimes Day and why women can’t be leaders…

Church that I no longer attend. You can find the full audio files here if you are interested.

http://www.greencastlecc.org/

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EP7 – OTC – Lisa Calls In and All Music

This week Lisa pulls a “Cam Newton” and doesn’t show up… also curtain call for anyone interested in being in a short YouTube commercial. We can’t pay you and you have to live near Indianapolis, so… contact us if you’re interested.

Conan makes fun of Cam Newton taking his ball and going home:

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EP6 – OTC – Thrift Shops and Cop Cars

 This week we talk about the value of thrift shops and those A-holes that have cars that look like cop cars.

 What Mamma don’t know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivc1nmWIgEg

 Do the Creep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

 People of Wal-Mart vid:

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This week our professional guests get to step off of the PC train and be un-professional. Kinda like we do every week… That’s kinda our thing…

We were having so much fun that we went WAY over our agreed upon hour time limit (Sorry… Wait. No I’m not, cause it’s awesome.)

This EP is 2 hrs long so we’ll just infomercial it and say that you’re getting twice the magical awesomeness for only one download. Call now, supplies are limited.

I was gonna split this one up into two EP’s but didn’t want things to get taken out of context, also I got lazy so Eff it.

Also, Lisa makes a new bestie and Dawn cuts out early. Typical….

And People wanted us on Tumblr, so…. We did that… Stop makin us do stuff.

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EP4 – OTC – My Three Legged Dog and Stupid Work Policies

 This week we talk about how Lisa lies like a rug (or I just get our guests interview dates mixed up…)

We talk about my three legged dog and how she lost all that weight.

There’s also talk about useless work policies that we don’t follow onnacounta we’re off the clock…

Sweet ass “Game of Thrones” ring tones provided by a free ringtone app for Windows phones. (Google it.)

Never try on clothes at the thrift shop. Ever.

Don’t live in Santa Ana, CA onnacounta it’s 30 min. from Compton.

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EP3 – OTC – The sound of music and surprise b-day drinks

 This week we talk about our musical talent as a family and why we aren’t the next VonTrap’s. They were in a movie…look it up. Also credit card fraud and Lisa gets a surprise for her B-day, and our guest microphone doesn’t work very well… that’s life.

Link to Weird Al’s website – Buy his stuff here!! (Or on iTunes) http://weirdal.com/

Weird Al “FOIL” on his YouTube site https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

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