Off the Cuff

This week, the gang is discussing the end of Shakespeare, inventing new methods to win the hearts of women, falling for the geek bar hype, and describing the troubles of Ryan Air.. could it get any better?(Episode 36)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00 Intro00:14 ChatGPT made him break up with his girlfriend 01:50 Took too much 02:57 Joshua Block 03:22 Tyler1 04:00 The Erobb strat to getting Women 05:28 Pissing is Cringe 07:52 Pooping on I.S.S. 08:27 Jake keeps coming up with the worst hypotheticals 09:21 Alex tops Jake 12:08 We're in the market to buy Iranian Drones 13:01 Reagan's Star Wars 14:16 The succession raft 15:57 But what if it was Baby Shakespeare 20:13 Did people think Shakespeare was gay? 22:25 Frank tries to remember Othello 23:30 We are suffering from a media literacy crisis (Jake is tired) 23:38 It's NVIDIA cringe week and we're not happy 24:37 Alex hijacked a bus 26:43 No bus drivers don't piss 27:36 Guy doing sexo to distract from the fact the plane is going down 30:31 Ryan Air 32:15 Red Bull Ranking 33:46 Shakespeare should've gotten on stimulants 35:31 Aristotle on Galaxy Gas 36:12 Alex falls for the propaganda of "Big Geek Bar" 38:05 Never buy your ex's furniture 41:10 How to be the worst roommate possible 45:19 The prophecy 46:13 Hank Hill

This week, the gang is getting their gaslighting K/Ds up, trying to figure out if it's even possible to peak in high school, bullying the GameStop clientele, and coming up with the worst hypothetical known to man.. could it get any better?

(Episode 35)

Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:19 Mr. Gorbachev

01:07 The Ol' flash games

01:41 Domo

03:01 The guy from Phineas and Ferb who goes "angyangyangyangyang"

03:53 If I was a GameStop employee

04:53 But when do it flew

08:04 How do you peak in High School?

10:52 High School Beef

13:59 Locking TF in

15:14 Our High School burnt down

17:15 Teachers who would've loved AI

18:15 The Ol' JP Pipeline

19:48 Would you punch yourself now as yourself in 10 years?

21:36 Italiaphobia

24:27 The worst thing Frank ever did

25:57 Citrus Freak

27:01 Gaslighting K/D

27:57 Gassing up the homies

29:18 Somehow gaslighting yourself

31:23 Jake rips a piss

32:24 Trying to deal Jake in

35:29 Was it laminar?

36:14 The Giraffe Pill

37:25 The Tide Pods

37:54 Fake vomiting

38:24 Okay maybe real vomiting

39:26 "I left my phone in your car"

41:39 "I watch burnt peanut" == "I love Isreal"

42:32 Wait, Hasan shocks his dog?

43:40 Jake's Crazy Hypothetical

This week, the gang is spilling the details on jury duty, finding a village wife in the Philippines, discovering peptides, and making fun of Frank for having bad teeth ..could it get any better?(Episode 34)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:04 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:31 Discord GIFs search has failed us 00:02:14 FRANK IS OUT OF JURY DUTY 00:03:58 Fighting with Lawyers about capitalism 00:08:00 Baddies are anti-capitalist 00:09:52 Spilling the deats on the case 00:11:41 Heating Lawyer Rivalry 00:13:03 What if she got $15m 00:17:06 Alex is Jury-Dodging 00:17:48 Finding a Village Wife in the Philippines 00:18:56 "Waymo" 00:19:58 The House and Waymo are going to the Philippines 00:21:08 Waymo's car accident 00:23:44 Waymo's second car accident 00:25:38 Brown goes in, Brown comes out 00:28:29 Hard album covers 00:29:06 Peptides 00:31:39 The world's worst idea 00:31:52 The world's minecraft chat 00:34:04 Every game is OSU 00:35:22 We hate Alex I guess 00:36:00 Anti-Yawning measures 00:37:38 Alex didn't sleep 00:38:54 Netanyahenuinely 00:39:22 The great Yahu 00:39:35 Overwolf 00:40:22 Alex is spittin' here 00:41:23 Waze is spyware 00:41:54 Apple Maps is the worst one 00:43:02 We're the Costco Boys... glory to the Ayatollah 00:44:24 Throb Marley 00:45:04 We're never having kids 00:47:00 Showing our true colors at trivia 00:48:13 Bill Yards 00:50:28 Get the Hummus 00:51:01 Brush yo teeth, man! 00:57:00 Frank can dish it but he can't take it 00:57:41 Monk Mode 00:58:53 DO NOT GOON IN MONK MODE 01:00:03 The unabomber

This week, the gang is talking about superliminal, artists and the meaning of their work, missing episodes, and why Frank struggles to play D&D ..could it get any better?(Episode 32)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro 00:17 Welcome Back to Off the Cuff 01:01 Should we make a patreon? 01:51 Superliminal 02:52 Jake's always on the phone 03:18 Back to Superliminal 05:06 Frank struggles to pay attention during D&D 06:11 J*zz piano, J*zz music 08:30 Frank hate's developer commentary 13:58 Fantano's got a comp 15:32 The bridge analogy 19:07 We forced Jake to do a Solo ep 22:07 The missing episode 24:52 The Airhorn episode

This week, the gang is jestermaxxing, eating too many hot wings, forcing Jake to go to therapy, being real poopers, and accidentally copying The Yard bar-for-bar..could it get any better?It's a shortie this week. We recorded this on the 9th, before the Yard episode came out. Don't get mad when jestergooners got the same thoughts, okay.(Episode 31)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro 00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:44 Jake's Back 01:36 Real Poopers 07:44 Jestermaxxing 09:09 I SWEAR WE'RE NOT COPYING THE YARD WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE IT CAME OUT 09:54 "fOIDS" 11:07 SMV 11:38 Showermaxxing 12:23 The world's worst hypothetical 13:31 Doing what the Yard never did 15:38 Topgolf backwalls 16:36 I ran out of dih 18:28 CP the big game 20:16 Betting on the game 20:58 Alex starts sweating 21:45 Jake is all alone 22:06 Oogie is still racist 22:52 The Wingathon 23:37 Effects of the Wingathon 25:11 The Aimen Solo Ep 26:06 Jake's therapy sesh 31:17 Cohost Appreciation day

This week, the gang is swapping Jake for Oogie Boogie, getting crass, discussing the memes of past, if they're funny or not, lamenting the big game being in our backyard, going to sober camps, and getting unc.. could it get any better?(Episode 30)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:43 Oogie Boogie is here everyone! 00:01:13 Jake Icky 00:01:51 Grilling Oogie 00:02:00 We had to cut Oogie's mic 00:02:32 We're old for our Twenties 00:03:22 Squeaky Weekie 00:04:11 We will eventually smoke cigs 00:05:12 Sending us to the Sober Camps 00:06:08 Frank's TikTok Day Ones 00:08:47 Finger-banging at the Sober Camp 00:10:42 Oogie is crass, okay 00:11:28 The big game is in our backyard 00:12:40 Hawks vs Patriots baby this America's game 00:13:51 Frank... Feet...??? 00:14:42 Guy who crashes out over the Seahawks 00:15:21 It's like... the name of Travis Scott song 00:16:08 The Freakbobs are coming out 00:17:17 Footie Scran 00:18:59 AI is over, man 00:19:47 What would you drop-ship? 00:21:06 The rant about the YouTube Brands we hate 00:23:03 Cigarettes bring us together 00:24:21 You should give us brand deals 00:25:06 Sketch 00:25:53 When's Alex playing Arc Raiders 00:27:09 Baiting AI bros as an art major 00:29:43 r/Stonks 00:30:42 Was Skibidi a good meme 00:31:30 Frank don't like "Sussy Baka" 00:34:07 2016 and The Vlogs 00:35:20 Post Irony 00:36:13 Your Mom vs Yo Momma 00:37:13 Dissecting the corporatization of Skibidi 00:38:43 We're Unc 00:39:57 SFM 00:40:31 Alex is a GMod enjoyer 00:42:10 Are new cartoons worse than old ones? 00:45:35 The SJ Tech Museum 00:47:06 Filisophical Frank 00:48:29 Nostalgia for things before you were born 00:50:24 Would we enjoy the 2010s now? 00:51:26 2016 Nostalgia 00:52:17 Frank don't like YTP 00:57:23 MLG Memes 00:59:05 Paulstretch memes 01:00:35 Frank doesn't know Loss or the Scatman 01:02:22 "The game"

This week, the gang is stuck in Jury Duty, dropping comps, arguing against showering for some reason, hating on Moist Critical, taking jokes seriously, and discussing the Iowa state Frat situation.. could it get any better?(Episode 33)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:32 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:03 Oogie is on Timeout 00:02:12 Jake's fired, we have no HR dept. 00:04:20 Making a Discord server for yourself is insane 00:05:33 Frank is with the phone and Jake is super bored 00:05:51 Peer pressure 00:06:17 Your secrets are not safe with us 00:07:31 We have constant communication problems 00:08:30 Jake is now a second class citizen 00:09:36 Frank fumbled a girl at Jury Duty 00:12:30 Iowa State Frat 00:19:28 Summoning Salt 00:21:22 Moist Critical hate 00:24:11 $30k a month and we drop the comp. 00:25:36 Should we start a WikiFeet? 00:26:15 The argument against showering 00:29:10 Dior Sauvage Hate 00:30:47 Are we gay or european? 00:33:01 Getting the wind knocked out of you TikToks 00:33:44 TikTok v Reels turf war 00:35:22 Our mixer is tripping out 00:37:43 Gifs or Images not Videos 00:41:22 Liberals who take the bit too seriously 00:41:40 The modern day deadly sins 00:43:57 Frank doesn't listen to the music in video games 00:45:24 Jake freaked out at work 00:45:35 PHub in the courtroom 00:49:51 ADHD Moment 00:50:21 Jake is Eczema'd up 00:52:54 "Goonbait" straight to jail 00:53:50 Jestermaxxing 00:54:49 There's still a guy in the Mixer 00:55:42 Beeple 00:56:51 Jake stim moment 00:57:01 Being hammered on a Jury 00:58:25 FNAF, but if I was there 01:00:21 Your car is a guy on Saliva 01:02:22 The US political structure is designed to fail 01:03:38 Progressive who doesn't know it's a joke

This week, the gang is checking out the RoundUp, fighting dishwashers, discussing the pressure of it, dunking on Catan, and evaluating "Lowkirk" ..could it get any better?(Episode 29)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:05 The yearly RoundUp! 00:00:43 Frank needs a T break 00:03:59 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:27 Is this 3005 or Carti? 00:05:21 Frank's weekly crashout 00:06:39 How to get through online classes 00:08:19 Battle of the brains 00:09:21 What are we drinking today? 00:10:47 This is the Yawning episode 00:11:46 RAID 00:12:13 Better than Atomic Habits 00:14:09 Locked in or Geeked 00:15:19 Frank fights dishwashers 00:18:10 Guy whos never used the dishwasher before 00:19:40 Front page watchers rejoice 00:20:49 Alex replacement theory 00:21:29 Why are we drinking RoundUp? 00:22:09 I ain't never putting down the cup 00:22:20 We're washed and were not even 25 00:23:20 Rage Cage 00:25:00 Chasing ping pong balls 00:25:46 Kegels for the balls 00:26:32 Laminar Gang 00:28:19 PSI of Piss 00:31:20 Garage Science 00:32:47 Bennihana 00:35:11 The egg thing 00:37:51 Go-to drinks 00:38:55 RoundUp has no Uncorking fee 00:39:17 The RoundUp is burning my skin 00:39:43 Itchy Stomach 00:40:06 Help My doctor is trying to mummify me 00:41:16 The White Pharaoh 00:43:24 Jake misremembers a humble bundle 00:44:03 Is Civ just Catan? 00:45:20 Yeah it burns a bit 00:45:40 The Jupiter Hole 00:47:10 Favorite planets 00:47:40 Alex learns about Flush Five builds 00:48:42 San Jose Man, Big dreams, lil dih 00:49:33 Elon's world record 00:50:42 Lacari 00:53:36 He Vaushed Himself 00:55:09 Grok needs a true lobotomy 00:56:10 The day he wanted to hear 00:57:13 Grok...... 00:58:21 Why are married men so... 00:59:48 The Instagram Friends Feed 01:01:00 Faith ordway on the racism app 01:02:08 Double brainrot 01:03:07 All hail the Ayatollah 01:03:47 The 'thank yous' 01:06:09 Teaching coworkers slang 01:07:12 Finding out the news from meme culture 01:07:46 Lowkirk 01:09:08 Frank has a thought 01:09:58 Using the brain blast 01:10:56 Using Grok to generate family photos

This week, the gang is smashing faces, making Instagram Reels for Babies, getting addicted to and crashing out over Arc Raiders, Smuggling rocks onto planes, and debating AI bros... could it get any better?(Episode 28)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:51 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:52 Generational Frank Arc Raiders Crashout 00:09:41 We are genuinely addicted to Arc Raiders 00:12:15 Frank got a Trojan 00:14:22 Should we start gambling 00:17:15 Face-smashing 00:18:39 Alex the insomniac 00:19:40 How to fall asleep quickly 00:20:26 Frank forgot he had a concussion 00:23:11 Figure out why Frank gets headaches 00:27:44 Do you really need to drink water? 00:29:14 Alex went to Bend 00:30:29 iPad Nephews 00:31:30 IG Reels for Babies 00:32:58 Cat who's addicted to IG reels 00:34:02 We need to bring back bullying to lower screentime 00:35:00 We were screen addicts as babies 00:36:03 Dogs love Alex's nuts 00:36:33 Rock Hounding 00:38:19 Smuggling Rocks 00:39:56 The Pablo Escobar of Quartz 00:43:10 Frank don't check bags 00:43:48 Alex... likes rocks 00:44:31 United Airlines Scorpion 00:45:44 Green Mambas 00:46:12 GOOP on the brain 00:46:36 Just recycle all the weapons when you lose 00:48:15 The return of Counter Strike Frank 00:50:28 Alex should not get Arc Raiders 00:50:54 The Jillow 00:51:57 Marker 31 00:53:59 We're getting old 00:54:47 Frank's T-breaks 00:55:44 Going Non-verbal at the function 00:57:17 Never had a wet dream 00:58:13 6'2" feminist 00:59:00 Bingington 01:01:29 The blackrock of condoms 01:03:03 Getting out of Jury Duty 01:04:18 AI Bro in Jail 01:05:49 The Oregon AI bros are different 01:18:42 AI will end the world 01:22:26 Hangover is not a measure of alcohol 01:23:11 Livetweeting the debate

Skip the first 20 minutes if you don't like gross stuff - FrankThis week, the gang is all back together, hating waffles, discussing the demons they've fought along the way, remembering 2016 YouTube, appeasing the gamers, and trying to beat world records.. could it get any better?(Episode 27)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 The Gang's all back 00:00:47 Jake's been Goopin' 00:01:57 Welcome back to off the Cuff 00:02:05 What did we do yesterday 00:03:09 The dog is itched out 00:04:24 Forward facing Chog 00:04:48 The communal burger 00:05:22 40 Wendy's Nuggets 00:07:36 Dysentery 00:08:26 Whale Watching 00:10:34 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:11:30 Alex's secret powers 00:16:01 Frank is afraid of throwing up 00:16:05 Disneyworld is cursed 00:18:07 Frank is a bit of a coward 00:19:53 Dogs vom big-time 00:22:14 Declining brain or itchy? 00:22:41 Would I be less neurotic if I thought less? 00:24:13 Oddly specific medical conditions 00:25:39 Mouth itch or Gum disease? 00:26:37 Tequila breath 00:27:55 Do you drink soda for bubbles? the taste of them 00:28:20 So you hate waffles 00:29:06 Alex hates waffles AND pancakes 00:30:00 Peak morning routine 00:31:04 Frank the midnight snack menace 00:32:46 Stealth closing doors 00:33:54 The yearly house battle royale 00:36:00 Sexy Wink Stat 00:36:52 Who would you cancel? 00:37:40 THEY'RE NOT TOUCHERS 00:38:26 We're just running old bits 00:38:41 Why frenemies ended 00:39:23 DONT GOOGLE TRISHA PAYTAS 100 LAYERS 00:40:18 Coming out as straight 00:41:57 Hulk out 00:42:20 Alex is into some weird stuff 00:43:08 Daniel Gheesling Cameo 00:43:36 World record longest fart 00:44:46 Penile queef 00:45:47 Our doctor friend responded 00:47:09 REAL GAMER HOURS 00:48:13 You're either a loser gamer, or a loser to the gamers 00:48:48 ooooold tower defense games 00:49:25 Frank was offered a (diet) coke on a plane 00:51:26 The airport is a lawless place 00:52:32 Frank has acute alcoholism 00:54:10 Getting locked in Laguna Seca 00:56:25 If you were upside down would you fart more? 00:56:33 Chewing a whole pack of gum 00:57:11 Alex is colorblind in the mouth 01:05:56 Guy who found out he was diabetic during a golden shower 01:06:42 Anteater superpower 01:07:31 Chat, is this a real animal? 01:09:22 The boars are invading 01:10:23 Colorado boars