Off the Cuff

This week, the gang is gooping is up, getting that pink stuff and loving it, debating what is french, getting cancelled, realizing they love each other, and leaving little notes for each other.. could it get any better?(Episode 26)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:55 None of this is medical advice 00:03:02 DO NOT GIVE YOUR WII ORANGE JUICE 00:03:25 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:04:13 Complaining about the lights 00:04:37 Are ceiling mirrors French? 00:05:46 Dutch Toilets 00:06:41 The PE teacher epidemic 00:09:51 Yo Biden you have 2 Yil 00:11:43 Bill Nye Reddit Post 00:13:37 Thunder! 00:14:44 Skynyrd is the Ship of Theseus 00:15:32 Holiday burnout vs depression 00:15:49 SSBM vs Girlfriend 00:17:23 White guy podcast gets cancelled 00:19:50 They're all gooping, and they're loving it 00:21:00 Cancellation election 00:21:41 Skin tone comparison 00:22:42 The Royal Crown 00:24:37 The classic youtube search 00:25:39 Guys don't know how to say they care about each other so they say this 00:30:34 WoW mention! 00:31:13 The games that saved us 00:32:42 Timelines VR Game - Our idea no takesies 00:33:45 The Belcher is Back 00:34:14 The Test Belcher 00:35:03 Chekhov's gun 00:35:31 Frank's weekly crashout 00:36:38 Finally the belcher story 00:41:51 Puffin Cereal 00:42:27 7 sets of goop 00:44:38 Imposter Syndrome, should we stream? 00:47:55 Facts, a Kick-sponsored broadcast 00:48:39 Fr Fr Ong at Work 00:49:34 The Don Impressions 00:51:05 Lyndon B. Johnson's Big Johnson 00:51:45 Lowkirkenuinly 00:52:52 GOKU ON THE DESKTOP 00:54:14 Slowroads.io 00:55:48 Average Length, Small Balls, Statistically 00:57:01 Can you feel the fever in your balls? 00:58:52 The "4 Trillion to Isreal" Stance 01:02:31 White boy rank up!

This week, the gang is recapping a night on the town, one of them fighting for their life, one of them can barely remember, and one of them was stuck home sick. Are their livers all right? and could it get any better?(Episode 25)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro Clip 00:34 Homemade Whiteclaws 01:20 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 01:44 We all have the herps 03:06 We missed Christmas 03:57 "Gimme it" 06:31 Frank keeps spilling drinks 07:32 A night for the books 07:45 Alex's Side of the night 16:58 Frank's side of the night 17:22 Jake's side of the night 21:18 Frank's side of the story, pt. 2 27:05 New Years 27:51 Phone Ban 29:04 Who are you calling at 3am? 31:45 Pregaming the boomer jokes 33:17 Can it be hard in survival mode? 35:09 Jake vs the spider 36:56 The Shyamalan Twist 37:28 Power pellets 39:15 We've eaten too much candy 40:17 "Pragmatic" 40:56 Alex is the ash-covered-baby 42:05 I don't think the baby knows people can change 44:39 Turning a baby into Ki Adi Mundi 46:02 Pull trig 47:00 GunFrog 48:04 FPS Chess 49:16 Ad-Spot

This week, the gang is figuring out how to setup the world's worst AI for their house, remembering 2016 YouTube, time traveling, finding Asmongold's love of the n64, making ANOTHER podcast.. could it get any better?(Episode 24)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:42 We've been gone TOO long 00:01:43 YOU BE WHAT 00:02:21 We lost our stim toys 00:03:08 Can you get poison ivy on the inside? 00:04:39 The appendix test 00:06:34 Jake has an extra bone 00:07:44 Guy who wears ear plugs to bed 00:08:18 Storing data on a Salami 00:09:05 The Doctor Who Ozempic Episode 00:11:08 Dinosaurs on a Spaceship 00:12:25 Dino Horror Games 00:13:43 Time travel expirement 00:15:30 Do not google "Asmongold n64 controller" 00:16:36 We DO need stim toys 00:17:21 The baked cast 00:18:56 2016 YouTubers 00:20:39 Idups 00:21:15 Akira 00:23:10 No, don't put my genome in ChatGPT 00:24:21 FrankGPT 00:25:30 Tribbin to the GPT 00:26:19 With the buds 00:28:04 Anything4Views Australian? 00:30:15 FrankGPT comes back 00:32:53 We named the HouseAI "Drake" 00:42:34 Plot twist of the century 00:44:31 Amazon Echos are for virgins 00:45:41 The Baked Cast 00:46:25 Throwing in MarioKart 00:48:25 Wait... Pause 00:48:46 eDark, the second AI 00:52:38 Child Support claim over Twitter 00:53:47 Charlie Posture Check 00:55:19 Critikal & the game awards 00:56:11 We actually should make the House AI 00:57:30 P.E. teachers stealing the huzz 00:59:03 High by association 01:00:14 Salvia 01:04:07 The asthmatic drunk experience 01:06:12 eDark please end the episode

This week, the gang is getting super woke (one gender), girthmaxxing, contemplating cigarettes, asking AI the trolley problem, and understanding dogs on a deeper level ..could it get any better?(Episode 23)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 01:11 Jake says big words 02:15 Average QA experience 03:18 Corporate Ted Kaczynski 04:58 THERE'S ONLY ONE GENDER!!!!!!!!!!!! 06:42 Raisen Bagel Enjoyers 07:44 Yes, Bagels are Boiled 08:35 Google AI, twist his balls 09:59 The LLM Trolley Problem 11:47 Alex is Back!!!! 12:37 Modern Day Sea Shanties 14:36 DeMorgan's law reference!!! 15:01 Asbestos cigarette filters 17:07 Frank's brain is fried today 17:46 Jake is girthmaxxing a cigarette 18:32 Has a Human married themself? 19:06 Jake's Mirror-Wife 20:39 The Hasan Brain Virus 21:28 The origins of Dark Brandon 22:57 Billie Firstname Fullname Second-middle-name Pirate LastnameEilish 23:45 NB Named 'Pirate' 24:22 Nobody should have phones 25:15 Frank built a computer 26:01 and it has 12 TERABYTES 26:49 Valorant Undressed [v1.37a] - copy.jar.rar.gz 28:14 Google AI, twist his balls 29:41 Color correcting d-pics 32:03 121mm test 33:04 You need 3D glasses for this part 34:37 A lotta D w/ nowhere to go 36:12 Alex can't stop goofing off 36:57 An errant earthquake notification 38:17 Frank looks constantly stressed out 38:49 Thanksgiving walks 39:39 Could you run a mile in your bathroom? 40:06 How do we get bigger? 41:31 More shenanigans 42:29 The money is on the table 43:10 Frank's PC Building Speedrun 44:42 Doing an episode under the influence 46:09 25 is old, 27 is young 47:06 Great Grandparent Speedrun, Matt Walsh strat 49:09 Making a funeral about you 51:14 Deciding who is Alex 52:06 55 months 54:15 Pooping a PR 55:08 Lactose Intolerance is a mental illness 56:08 Mind over diarrhea 57:06 Fear of pooping 59:17 Ice spice threw the lead

This week, the gang is missing Alex, ranting about Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars, realizing Discord fell'd off, fantasizing about Fox news hosts MLM (not the pyramid schemes) situations, trying GROG for the first time, and over explaining why you should be watching FD Signifier.. could it get any better?(Episode 22)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:17 Jumbo Alex 00:00:46 We picked wrong season to record in a garge 00:01:17 Oogie Boogie Christmas Tree 00:02:30 Game dev who hates video games 00:03:54 How do we get on the list? 00:06:13 Thom Yorke 00:07:34 Jesse Waters XX Greg Buttfeld Fanfic 00:08:11 Alex is Gone again 00:08:51 We've become an imitation of ourselves 00:09:09 Reference Grummz delegitimizes your argument 00:10:02 Stellar Blade is a gooner game 00:10:27 The OTK Mansion 00:11:24 WE CONDOM HASAN 00:12:04 Half life 3 Copium 00:15:26 PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER BIOSHOCK GAME 00:18:08 ARC RAIDERS EXPANSION 00:20:19 Star Wars in 2025 00:33:24 Disney's "We solved racism" movies 00:34:50 Force Unleashed is not as good as we remember 00:36:52 Discord Fell Off 00:38:59 The kids would never get this 00:39:44 Friend Slop is killing Discord 00:40:57 Home Servers are gonna be goated 00:42:42 Girlfriends vs Ethernet cables 00:43:31 We got GROG! 00:44:20 Jake has to buster 00:45:08 GROG! Taste Test 00:46:30 We're back on the Jack hater Arc 00:47:24 The Taco Bell tenders are probably radioactive 00:48:33 Conspiring against Jack 00:51:27 Mamdani changed my opinion on Hinge 00:55:51 Lina Kahn is perfect 00:56:23 We can bully the democrats now 00:57:04 We ran this in the last Duo Queue 00:58:13 Will Frank ever find a socialist baddie? 00:58:28 NB named Bread 01:00:19 THE SNIZZLER 01:02:49 You need to watch the FD Signifier Charlie Kirk Video

This week, the gang is gambling on the podcast the Roblox CEO did, discussing the dangers of Polymarket, swooning over FINNEAS, and realizing that we're about to be in a second GamerGate.. could it get any better?(Episode 21)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:23 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:00 We're recording this on Thanksgiving 00:01:44 Alex is rediscovering the idea of owning media 00:03:44 Frank is a record collector (ew) 00:05:39 We need more physical media 00:09:20 Linux is Frank's Dark Souls (ew) 00:11:35 Just record at 2x speed 00:13:17 Money is Fake 00:14:16 The history of Thanksgiving 00:15:50 Crazy episode idea 00:16:46 We love Andrew Jackson 00:17:29 Jake should've got drunk at work 00:18:38 Alex doesn't know Zohran 00:19:47 FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!! 00:20:32 Echidnas have 6 what now 00:21:52 People who say "no N bombs" 00:22:48 Jake saw Billie Eilish 00:25:08 The nosebleeds ain't that bad 00:26:44 FINNEAS 00:27:52 The Roblox CEO Sitch 00:32:34 I'm gonna find a girlfriend in Arc Raiders 00:33:01 Back to Roblox 00:37:10 Bobby Kotick is the pot of greed 00:37:43 "We replaced the moderators with AI" 00:38:40 "You're not thinking Agentically" 00:39:44 Sports Betting is going to be downfall of American Society 00:43:20 GAMBLING IS NOT EDUCATIONAL 00:45:50 Gacha is an "emerging western market" 00:46:26 Everything that was a problem in 2016 is coming back 00:47:07 Why the CSGO Skin market crashed 00:50:51 Virtue signaling moment.... Kamala Harris 00:51:16 Is anyone feeling the Holiday spirit this year? 00:52:43 wHy aReN't gAmEs FUn ANyMorE??? 00:53:46 Frank is a menace in Arc Raiders 00:56:53 Frank keeps having to come out as Straight 00:58:20 Is it homophobic to make Homiesexual jokes? 01:00:05 Am I self-reflecting or is my frontal lobe developing? 01:00:52 Playing games under the influence 01:02:33 Frank completely forgot what he wanted to talk about 01:04:25 Throbber (disambiguation) 01:05:23 Next house will be degen hours fr fr ong 01:05:46 Jake exposes Frank 01:08:56 We are bad podcasters 01:09:59 Frank may be a narcissist 01:11:07 Halo 2 L.A.S.O. 01:12:52 The only valid reaction to the modern day is to cop

This week, the gang is debating the greatest controversy of our time, that nobody cares about, showing a lot of feet, speculating about Half Life 3, and the iPhone Sock.. could it get any better?(Episode 20)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00 Intro00:28 ALEX IS BACK!!! 01:15 Standing Episode 01:48 Sincere Apology to the Headphone listeners 02:38 Frank does not like the bike bit 04:08 Coffee break 05:48 New Steam Hardware HYPE 09:24 Crack for the Patreon 10:09 Alex is in the prime position 11:23 We are actual children 12:13 Would you give it a fade? 13:40 Do you even do anything in therapy? 14:37 Jake is earning the blurb under the video 15:18 Alex Hamas Lastname 16:03 The thing Alex is caught up on is the "Mariokart" part 16:59 Alex wants to talk Nintendo 19:56 THE BIKE BIT IS OVER 21:25 Fartmaster 23:04 Alex accidentally muted himself 23:59 Off the Cuff bucks are BACK dude 24:08 Alex wants to hit Frank with a pen so bad 25:03 We saw Tame Impala 25:44 Frank is spreading misinfo about NYC 27:04 We'd never live in Texas 27:35 I ain't never putting down the bottle 27:59 Half Life 3 is Rumored to be Announced 32:38 Gaben is a Socialist 33:59 GRUMMZZ MENTION!!!!!!! 34:22 Did we go too hard on PirateSoftware? 49:11 Assigned cop at birth 50:07 The iPhone sock 53:13 Feet Time 54:09 Biomalogical Shower Argument 54:45 Old Classic Internet Videos 56:58 Frank steals an SNL joke

This week, the gang is missing Alex as he is still stuck somewhere (we don't know), being very apolitical this episode given the Mamdani win, discussing which games are the worst to play, and how to be more secure as a budding young man.(Episode 19)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:13 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:06 Where is Alex? Did he get stuck in Maryland? 00:03:35 Alex is our unpaid employee 00:04:10 Alex is never coming back 00:04:57 Joining a zoom call from a plane 00:06:08 We gotta go to Europe 00:07:08 We used to be irish 00:08:40 Wait the beans are cold? 00:09:15 Dick Cheney 00:10:15 MAMDANI WON!!!!!!! WOKE IS BACK!!!!!!! 00:11:26 We hate Lisa Gillmor 00:12:29 We also hate Tandon 00:12:57 Horseshoe theory doesn't work 00:13:39 Our heart goes to Curtis Sliwa 00:14:21 Populism is the Meta rn 00:15:32 I don't want a lethal military, I want to go to the doctor 00:17:35 Democrats pull defeat from the jaws of victory 00:18:59 Tankies 00:20:27 Will Elon's $1T be taxed? 00:21:34 White people who fled countries 00:22:39 Dogwhistles 00:23:21 Alex Jones has *always* been right 00:24:08 "You met me at a very Chinese time in my life" 00:24:37 We just found out about C*town 00:26:11 The industry is rough 00:27:17 Young men are super insecure 00:29:37 Frank's opinion of Mizkif is vindicated 00:31:31 The kids will not be alright 00:32:45 The reason MSNBC sucks 00:34:05 Tucker carlson quicktime event 00:35:23 Pelvic muscles 00:36:18 Work stories on the Pod 00:37:24 Frank is becoming an Airpods guy 00:39:33 Hyperventilating in the Car 00:41:05 We were too hard on PirateSoftare 00:44:55 Sodapoppin' is an incel for the love of the game 00:46:02 Frank is losing it 00:46:45 WOW MENTION!!!! 00:46:57 Jake did NOT quit WoW 00:49:47 Schedule 1 Games 00:50:21 Gambling & Counter-Strike 00:54:18 Racism vs Femboy Games 00:55:05 So are we actually getting checks? 00:56:08 Stimulus checks did not crash the economy 00:57:22 GDP is a made up stat 01:00:12 Off the Cuff bucks 01:01:02 We should get destructible cups 01:02:12 Fantasizing about future episodes 01:04:11 We don't know how to end it

This week, the gang is losing Alex to a Maryland trip, crashing out of basic human things, breaking the garage door, and getting into Halloween party antics.*Also all of the censors bleeps (not including names) are over silence, it's a bit, not get it twisted.(Episode 18)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:21 Alex drew Frank 00:01:09 Alex joins via Discord call 00:01:46 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:03:08 Do we tell our parents that we do a podcast? 00:04:01 Are we the new C-Town? 00:04:57 Stand up and show us 00:05:29 Caffeine Check 00:06:53 Alex is NOT under the table, he's in a DISCORD CALL 00:07:09 Alex makes a special request 00:07:51 We hired the Costco Boys' editor 00:09:07 WOW MENTION!!!!!!!!! (We're back) 00:09:22 jake's on da phone 00:10:23 What are you doing, step-Alex? 00:11:03 Least enjoyable Alex crashout 00:11:35 Alex is on vacation in Maryland 00:12:31 The worst episode ideas 00:13:38 Frank is becoming a reader 00:14:05 We're iPad kids, of course we watch cocomelon 00:15:07 You should go to detroit 00:15:48 The LKPMOFRONG bit 00:18:29 The duo episode is the most-viewed now 00:19:54 The Jack arc 00:20:57 Alex has a bunch of remote controls that do random things 00:21:25 Frank mooed for him 00:21:48 That time change amirite? 00:22:55 The discord call drops 00:23:29 Alex mixes up the remotes 00:24:05 PMO FR FR ONG REFERENCE 00:25:01 Oogie boogie is still here, say Hi 00:26:21 Alex is leaving us 00:27:21 Tesla AI says the N-word 00:28:39 Frank got Alex super carsick 00:30:03 Highway 17 #sux 00:32:08 Alex is back from Maryland 00:32:58 That's maybe the dumbest bit we've ever run 00:33:57 Welcome back to off the cuff 00:34:09 Alex disappears 00:34:56 I've realized its funnier to bleep silences 00:35:34 Frank looks like the Obey star 00:36:18 Why are we reminiscing about 2016? 00:37:09 We dodged a bullet 00:37:36 We gotta go bald 00:38:14 Sensei Alex 00:40:18 Alex is getting cancelled 00:41:11 Now Frank AND Alex are getting cancelled 00:42:51 Racists using google translate 00:44:31 Dababy MENTION 00:44:52 Frank is going to become a reference guy 00:46:12 Frank had the worst dream 00:47:02 Alex and Jake have a "connection" 00:47:34 Alex's Stand is the Rock 00:48:48 We cannot be serious 00:50:42 Alex is rolling 00:51:05 The Halloween party 00:54:02 We have NOT been engaging with comments 00:56:30 The day the garage door exploded 00:58:28 The garage door is still broken 00:59:17 The gang in TIRED 01:00:01 The boys tell **** stories 01:05:17 Welcome... to the baked cast

This week, the gang is starting the brotherhood of bread, meeting Scott the Woz, indoctrinating Oogie Boogie, not ranking candy, dress in costume, and more.Happy Halloween Everybody!(Episode 17)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:

00:00:00 Intro

00:00:31 Everyone ditched Jake

00:02:39 Welcome to the breadcast

00:03:20 Introducing the brotherhood

00:05:02 He cracked the table

00:06:45 We did not prep a candy ranking

00:07:31 We saw Scott the Woz

00:09:22 We accidentally made a million stim toys

00:09:57 Scott the Woz got duped by the Twin effect

00:11:45 PUT THE MONEY DOWN FRANK

00:14:45 Where do you keep your firearm?

00:17:20 Alex told Scott about the Wiskey Shot story

00:17:40 It begins

00:18:00 THIS IS NOT A LOW ENERGY EPISODE YOU'RE JUST TIRED

00:18:45 Neuro-Spicy Audience

00:20:40 Possibly the best concept for a show

00:22:04 Alex is too good at impressions

00:22:17 We all got trashed all weekend

00:24:49 The Oogie Boogie bit gets good

00:25:54 Wiping with bennys

00:27:01 Frank wants to show off his costume

00:27:46 Getting back into it

00:28:36 Jake was chipper yesterday

00:29:27 $80 Uber Fee

00:31:07 We went to a Halloween Party

00:31:35 BRACES MENTION

00:32:31 We forced Jake to monologue

00:34:44 Could you make a Scott the Woz ep?

00:35:44 Sure......

00:37:40 Alex's horrible piss break timing

00:38:04 Frank gets vunerable

00:39:34 The Award show was Meta

00:40:57 The dude who's dad drank the piss bottle

00:41:29 FRFRONG MENTION!!!!!

00:41:48 The NL tongue GIF has breached containment

00:43:09 Fully committing to Oogie Boogie stuffing day

00:43:42 The weekend was for the plot

00:44:34 The introvert corner jigsaw puzzle

00:45:06 Back to the Wozzies

00:46:25 We're autistic just in a different direction

00:46:59 They finally fold to the "Go Fish" bit

00:47:22 Oogie Boogie Spotlight no. 2

00:48:40 Do $500 and $1000 bills exist?

00:49:39 We got our BlueChew check

00:52:07 Chain Co. the Ice Industry

00:53:15 Frank is a lazy bum (and also the one writing this)

00:54:08 The dutch bros search

00:55:28 Ripping Bucks like Zyn

00:57:48 Alex is still germaphobic in 2025

00:58:47 Cracking the Table

01:00:08 Eating lighbulbs

01:01:08 Oversharing at the Wozzies

01:04:11 Osmosis Jones Mention

01:05:25 Getting a money counting machine

01:06:06 Reformed Jack-Hater

01:08:50 The earth is a circle

01:09:52 Chongqing China mention

01:13:01 Biting Cheese

01:14:58 Cheese in da nose