Off The Hook With Gage

Let the Joneses be keepin' up with YOU! * You got it all goin' on: never missing an episode of OFF THE HOOK means you're WAY ON TOP! * Several steps ahead, you don't lord it over others. * No, you MAGNANIMOUSLY share your finds with the Heathen Rabble that gather 'round your feet, pushing and shoving for a better view of their wise and generous benefactor. * The WEEKLY BLESSING (some call a miracle), by which you've attained your status, is called OFF THE HOOK and occurs every Friday at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/  You got it goin' on -just don't forget where you got it from, big shot.

Community Radio. * It's all about COMMUNITY HEALTH. * Keeping the bad away for three hours does a WORLD OF GOOD for your Mind and Mood! * Just three hours: manageable, doable, IMPERATIVE! * The sounds you hear on OFF THE HOOK will keep you from thinking of anything else. * THE MUCK CAN WAIT! * You owe it to the community to be a relaxed and positive member of it. * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM: The temporary remedy for madness. -> https://kxsf.fm/ 

What if Radio Personality Gage Kenady hosted an OFF THE HOOK program and nobody listened? * He would do it anyway! * And why is he hosting a show alone in the forest in the first place? * Is it because the Ancient Silence provides a pleasingly stark contrast to the NOISY MODERNITY that is OFF THE HOOK? * Or is he just a Little Lamb Who's Lost in the Woods? * Either way, his efforts to bring attention to UNKNOWN AND EXCITING artists, if only to one ear, is to be commended! * Lend an ear (cuz he won't pay) on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ * Let's hear that one hand clapping!

Fourteen years ago, on July 2nd, 2012, OFF THE HOOK was UNLEASHED upon an unsuspecting world! * Host Gage Kenady has tried to atone for his sins ever since! * Join us today as we have a wee look back at that first show while keeping one eye firmly affixed on the future! * It's the Yesterday And Today OFF THE HOOK 14th Anniversary Special on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ !

Last Friday, I forgot to mention that on the Last Friday of every month we will be offering FREE access to OFF THE HOOK! * Whether you listen on the Stream at https://kxsf.fm/ or on the Radio at KXSF 102.5FM, you will be FREE to listen to your heart's content, at NO CHARGE to you! * This is in the spirit of keeping FREEform Radio FREE -FREE of charge and FREE of corporate meddling! * We're even throwing in FREE tickets to events that are not ordinarily FREE, and I will most definitely be working for FREE! * So, FREE up some time and join us for our Last Friday totally-FREE monthly finale!

PRECISION slapdashery in all its manifold manifestations awaits you on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * Who else works so hard to get it so wrong? * But, you know, wrong in the right way! * It's not like folding a nickel, IT'S MAGIC without the trick! * This preternatural flex has the world's cynics scratching their jaws! * But you can weigh in on the way-out percolations of OFF THE HOOK, a MUSIC PROGRAM, yourself at KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/

The ALACRITY with which your Humble Host accepts his weekly mission is not just alarming, it's DISARMING! * And his fervor is OVERSTUFFED with zeal on today's OFF THE HOOK! * Why?  Why this show today? * Because as May has marched into June, your SPUNKY spelunker has emerged from the cold depths bearing warm UNDULATING waves of sound heretofore unheard! * Uncover the GEMS he has in store today on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ 'Tain't no fool's gold, neither! 

GOOD NEWS for listeners with an ITCH for non-toxic, mostly new music radio programming! * Every OFF THE HOOK show is made from SCRATCH using All-Natural ingredients mixed with 100% SUPERNATURAL flair! * Say goodbye forever to scaly radio with the SOOTHING musical balm specially prepared for you by your crusty-yet-unctuous (but never scrofulous) host, GAGE KENADY! * Don't flake out, tune in to OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/ ! * Your stereocilia will thank you!

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE! * There are a lot of impersonators out there, but for the real ROOTIN'-TOOTIN' kick-up-your-heels-and-fall-on-your-ass kind of fun that OFF THE HOOK provides, tune into KXSF 102.5 FM https://kxsf.fm/ ! * There is no comparison! * What other show lets you LAUGH at the hapless flailings of a bewildered gent bent on making the most of three hours of unbridled uniquity? * NO OTHER! * Look for the show with its hat slung low and its top ready to blow!

As the Myth of Knowledge comes clattering down your back alleyway to remind you that there ain't NO ONE WRONG WAY to consume your weekly portion of OFF THE HOOK, it encounters the Grift of Experience who chortles and snorts "Ha! We are but FREE-FLOATING JELLY! Your shopworn counsel is a prune to my aspidistra!" * Dejected, but hungry, Mythy covers its wrist and returns to unset its clocks for KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/  It worked!