"Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce? It did wonders for my dad." -Jingle All the Way

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"I like to break a mental sweat, too."

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"... They had become allergic to hope in any form." -The Plague

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"Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid." -Dangerous Liaisons

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"They write the laws for other lawyers to dissect in front of other lawyers called judges so that other judges can say the first judges were wrong and the Supreme Court can say the second lot were wrong. Sure there's such a thing as law. We're up to our necks in it. About all it does is make business for lawyers. How long do you think the big-shot monsters would last if the lawyers didn't show them how to operate?" -The Long Goodbye

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"We are living in a world in which nobody is free, in which hardly anybody is secure, in which it is almost impossible to be honest and to remain alive." - The Road to Wigan Pier

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"Disinformation is king nowadays. Even when the lies are not deliberate, there are various fantasy groups out there trying to torque reality around to their latest adventure game."

-Rainbows End

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"But when a man has had only 4 hours sleep, he isn't sentimental. He sees things as they are. That is to say, he sees them in the garish light of justice- hideous, witless justice." -The Plague

"...a magician who believed in his own magic; and no magician can thrive who is handicapped with a superstition like that." -A Connecticut Yankee at King Arthur's Court

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