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Australia isn't JUST for ex-convicts - although coincidentally, CJ's descendents did steal some bread. 

With our first EVER guest CJCJ, we also discuss getting lost in hotels, territory wars with your own dog, and how to make golf just a *bit* less boring. 

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We've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.

We also discuss bad Christmas presents, snot, and why Cole is no longer allowed in Liverpool (to be fair he's running out of places he *can* go).

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Tom Brady's only gone and got his dog cloned - and you'll never guess who he paid to hold the test tubed. 

It's Officially Unofficially #8! Where we also talk synesthesia,  raising your own grandma and just what the deal is with airplane screens.

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We're down with the kids as ever in Officially Unofficially #7 (SIIIX SEVEEEN)! 

As well as spooky Halloween fun, we discuss words of the year, fishing, and the  ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ North American regional of baseball.

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In Officially Unofficially #6 we discuss representing the three lions in (whisper it) a Rocket League event! 

We also talk working in pubs, terrible gigs and why our favourite ever England song talks about someone called "Old Nobby"???

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Welcome to a PETA-disapproved episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss hedgehog golf, probably. 

We also chat underage drinking, the Inbetweeners, and why our hastily-scrawled one liners are better than the song Hallelujah. 

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Welcome to an AI-generated (not really please don't censor us) episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss artificial intelligence, probably. 

We also chat bodily functions, fashion (not that Cole knows the meaning of the word), and blobfish. 

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Welcome to a special spooooooky episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss ghosts, probably. 

We also chat Ipswich Town, Subbuteo (you heard of it?), and whether it's better to know how magic tricks work. 

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 Cole & Stumpy are actually sticking to a weekly schedule! This week we discuss conker fights, life post-rapture & why Roger Federer would lose to Stumpy in a game of pickleball. 

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Cole and Stumpy's BRAND NEW PODCAST (unless you read this in like a year or an hour or whatever lol). 

We discuss nightclub fights, Kings Cross platform 0 (who cares) & why Stumpy keeps painting red crosses on mini roundabouts (allegedly).