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The World Cup 2026 is just around the corner, so we've rated every World Cup song, from Waka Waka to Wavin' Flag to good old Il Divo. 

We also discuss Plan B, World Cup memories and why Cole's dad will beat up Stumpy's dad once he finally gets home with those cigarettes. 

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Ipswich Town is now Reform FC - poor Cole. 

In this deeper-than-usual episode we discuss Farage-gate at Deportman Road, who's the wokest and, like, actual real conversation topics. 

We'd love to hear your thoughts on any of these topics. And drop us a 5* rating while you're at it to OWN THE LIBS!

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Turns out clicking email links is BAD. Learn how we got phished and what YOU should avoid in today's ep! 

We also discuss holidays in Ireland, ideal plate colours, and why Cole's beloved Ipswich Town Football Club are racist now.

ALSO we finally went through your Spotify comments!

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This week we decide who's in the wrong in a segment NOT sponsored by the Guardian (but it could be *eyes*). 

We ALSO chat StumbleUpon, picking up coins and Stumpy's favourite Star War.

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We met up in a STUDIO! In SHEFFIELD (yes it is a real place not just in Harry Potter). 

Crazy that in all the years of knowing each other we've never made physical contact, but that's post-2020 society for ya! 

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It's a themed episode, a ruddy themed episode! 

This week we jump right into answering some of Reddit's most controversial questions - and discover the real asshole is the friends we made along the way. 

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In OU#19 we learn EVERY ACCENT IN THE WORLD...that's based between Plymouth, England and Scotland, Scotland. 

We also discuss odd socks, Premier League footballers, and why Pizza Hut are utter scum. 

Pizza pics: 

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1475821911152918601/pizza3.png?ex=699ee1c3&is=699d9043&hm=738f9520743873fce017bb2cbf71dc582bcbfe33ef908fa2bdaac8869c8362d5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

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This week's OU ends with THE craziest coincidence. Not even trolling, so stick about till the end for an insane twist.

We also discuss emoji names, village halls and why hiball glasses are the WORST. 

Oh and here's the promised photo audio scum <3 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1473283752464748756/87105384-IMG-20180519-WA0000.jpg?ex=69964eaa&is=6994fd2a&hm=bbd5ba1e0878283862b3a77b2d465949c1d22e03ab78002df678065de484cdfc&=&format=webp&width=912&height=514

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In OU 17 we enter a Slap Fight AND Run It Straight competition - but do we win?! 

In between slaps we discuss finding cash, modern art and 2035's hottest new invention. 

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In OU 16, we win ALL the Popeye's chicken (...or DO we?!) 

We also choose a pizza slice (check the pics here: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854616371925043/image.png?ex=6983dfe3&is=69828e63&hm=af9b424f7cf5ae4fc19ee7ccfb1fde3de507fb8f07456a8e1c5f97c02aecd660&=&format=webp&quality=lossless, https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854781153284313/image.png?ex=6983e00b&is=69828e8b&hm=1bfdae0446776af66296823bf6d6add1f82bbfe2a84b8d258701f46f391937dd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless). 

Pls rate 5* if you enjoyed it and leave a comment with your pizza of choice! <3