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  • St. Valentine's Massacre: Get Capone

    Alyssa is joined by Vanessa from Reel Relationship Podcast to discuss The St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Which has more layers and elements than either expected.

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    Show Notes:

    Chicago Magazine: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre and Al Capone—Excerpt from Get Capone

    WTTW: ST. VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE

    FBI: The Vault

    PBS: History Detectives: At. Valentines Day Murder

    Chicago Tonight: St. Valentine's Day Massacre

    Whitmer Plot Podcast

    FBI: Al Capone

    History: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

    ABC 7: Dead Wrong

    The Mob Museum

    Get Capone

    The Hill: Trump notes he was indicted more times than the ‘great’ Al Capone

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    1 hr 10 min
  • The Dirksenverse: Operation Greylord: Suckers and Losers

    In this episode Alyssa tells Morgan Stringer from Hot Dockets about bat shit crazy corruption happening on Cook County Courts.

    Alyssa cannot actually put into word the ick she feels about this but they talk it out.

    Morgan wonders if she is a sucker and loser.


    Digressions include:

    Senators grilling social media companies

    Alex Jones

    Elon Musk

    Alina Habba

    Who does PCP?

    Tom Girardi/Erika Jayne

    Taylor Swift.

    Dominion Voting Systems.


    Show Notes:


    Most of what I quote here is available via public records.


    Chicago Tribune: Operation Greylord: A federal probe of court corruption sets the standard for future investigations

    NYT: CHICAGO AREA JUDGE IS ACQUITTED IN 'OPERATION GREYLORD' TRIAL

    Washington Post: OPERATION GREYLORD'S SCORECARD NEARLY COMPLETE

    Chicago Tribune: COURTS HAVEN`T BEEN THE SAME SINCE GREYLORD

    FBI: Operation Greylord

    Operation Greylord: The True Story of an Untrained Undercover Agent and America’s Biggest Corruption Bust

    Decades TV: OPERATION GREYLORD

    Chicago Sun-Times Archive.

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    1 hr 34 min
  • 1977 "l" Derailment: Red Historically Means Stop!

    Overall this episode is about transportation.


    Alyssa tells Cap't Scoot about a 1977 "L" train derailment which leads to the time Rahm wanted to dig a high-speed tunnel to O'Hare.


    Digressions include:

    Hot Tub Boats

    Neo-Nazis do not understand turnstiles.

    The gals discuss Civil War fashion and Alyssa contemplate a safety plan.

    Is the Cyber Truck a boat?


    Show Notes:

    NYT: U.S. Inquiry Backs Chicago on Finding In Crash of Train

    NYT: ‘Nudging’ of Fatal Chicago Train May Have Neutralized Safety System

    Time Out Chicago: El derailment | What’s up with that?

    The Chicagoist: Video: A Horrific Loop CTA Derailment Happened 39 Years Ago, Killing 11

    Video: WLS Channel 7 - Special Report - "CTA 'L' Train Collision" (1976)

    WGN: C.F.D. Lake & Wabash CTA EL Crash 40th Anniversary 1977

    ABC: EL Crash Chicago 1977 (ABC News Special Report)

    Chicago Fire Dept. Lake & Wabash El Crash 2-04-1977 (AUDIO)

    Chicago Tribune: The 'L' crash of 1977: 'A slow-motion horror'

    NBC: ‘This Can't Be Real': 40 Years Later, Passenger Recalls Deadly CTA Derailment of '77

    Chicago Tribune: 25 HURT IN `L` CRASH; SITE OF 1977 TRAGEDY

    Chicago Tribune: Survivors reflect on Feb. 4, 1977, CTA disaster

    Chicago Tribune: Chicago taps Elon Musk’s Boring Company to build high-speed transit tunnels that would tie Loop with O'Hare

    The Verge: The political winds in Chicago are blowing against Elon Musk’s high-speed tunnel project

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    48 min
  • Disco Demolition: Holy Cow! or Burn Baby Burn.

    Alyssa tells John about Disco Demolition.


    Show Notes:

    Do you Think I'm Disco?

    Countdown with Keith Olberman

    Steve Dahl's Notorious Disco Demolition

    Remembering 1979’s ugly Disco Demolition Night

    MLB: Remember Disco Demolition

    Disco Demolition revisited with Steve Dahl

    BBC: The 1979 riot that 'killed' disco

    Chicago Tribune: Commentary: Disco and the Bee Gees are beloved today. But as Disco Demolition Night and a new HBO documentary demonstrate, that wasn’t true 40 years ago

    NPR: July 12, 1979: 'The Night Disco Died' — Or Didn't

    The Daily

    Beast: The Night Rock Fans Rioted to Kill Disco—at a Chicago Baseball Game

    Vice: 'Disco Demolition Night' Was a Disgrace, and Celebrating it Is Worse

    Medium: Disco Demolition Night Was Not Racist, Not Anti-Gay

    Chicago Magazine: The Night Disco Died

    Saint of Second Chances

    PBS: The War on Disco

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    52 min
  • Blizzard of 1979: Rage Against the Machine

    Forty-five years ago, between January 12-13 Chicago experienced a snow fall that not only inconvenienced residents but impacted an election. 


    Alyssa tells Risen Lady Heathen of Boomer Rex tonight about the blizzard of 1979.


    Outside conversations include Ivy League plagiarism.


    Other thoughts: 


    DeSantis sends migrants. Chicago sent snow. 

    Royko doxed Alderman.

    We also talk about Dibs. 


    Show Notes:

    Chicago Sun-Times Scrapbook

    WBEZ: The Great LSD Gridlock: Blizzard of 1979 redux?

    Chicago Tribune: 1979 blizzard was debacle

    Chicago Magazine: Snowpocalypse Then: How the Blizzard of 1979 Cost the Election for Michael Bilandic

    Storm Stories: "1979 Election Blizzard" - The Weather Channel

    Washington Post: The Snows of Yesteryear Return to Give the Mayor Another Boost

    Washington Post: The end of political snow plowing

    CBS News: Blizzard of 1979

    WTTW: Chicago Blizzard of '79

    ABC: Do Mayors' Political Fates Hang in the Outcome of Snowstorms?

    Encyclopedia of Chicago: Snow Removal

    DNA Info: Dear East Coast, Here's How To Survive A Snow Storm. Love, Chicago

    Washington Post: Weekend Snowstorm Cripples Chicago

    NPR: Political Lessons From Old Chicago Blizzard Still Linger

    Chicago Sun-Times: Classic Royko: Who won it for Jane Byrne?

    WBEZ: Towing The Line

    Chicago Magazine: 50 Moments the Shapes Chicago 1970-2020

    Chicago Magazine: Blizzard of 1979: Thoughts from Michael Bilandic and Jane Byrne

    Chicago Tribune: All fingers point to snow

    NYT: Chicago, Paralyzed in Sub‐Zero Temperatures, Begins to Dig Out as Snow Continues

    Chicago Sun-Times Mike Royko "Mayor Big Snow Job"

    Royko: Shovelfull from City Hall

    Royko: Clout Plows Right On

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    59 min
  • Anton Cermak: Hope you can Stomach it.

    Alyssa is joined by David Baxter to discuss Mayor Anton Cermak and conspiracy theories surrounding his death.

    Alyssa missed out on the most obvious musical theatre reference.


    SHOW NOTES:

    NYT: High Court Breaks Chicago Tax Strike

    Chicago Tribune: 90 years ago, the father of Chicago’s political machine died after being struck by an assassin’s bullet intended for FDR

    Reason: The Forgotten Tax Rebels of the Great Depression

    Time: National Affairs: Chicago, Worse Than Ever

    WTTW: The 150th Birthday of the Chicago Mayor Who Was Killed by a Bullet Meant for FDR

    Chicago Tribune: Cermak's death offers lesson in Chicago Way

    History: FDR Escapes Assignation Attempt in Miami

    Chicago Reader: The Giuseppe Zangara conspiracy theory

    Chicago Tribune: Cermak's death offers lesson in Chicago Way

    Philadelphia Post Review: Reveals Colitis Deadly to Cermak

    NIH: The Assassination of Anton Cermak, Mayor of Chicago: A Review of His Postinjury Medical Car

    Chicago Tribune: The shooting of Anton Cermak




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    43 min
  • Ed Burke: A Chicago Tragedy

    John Zinn drops in the hear about the verdict and its aftermath. Some of the takes are infuriating. They discuss how this is akin to a Greek Tragedy which allows Alyssa to do a dramaturgy and employs the word Hubris.


    Alyssa is still trying to make Burke a verb.



    SHOW NOTES:

    CST: All Things USA VS. Ed Burke

    CST: Ed Burke’s conviction ‘sad’ and ‘a tragedy,’ City Council colleagues say

    Chicago Tribune: In 14th Ward, where former Ald. Ed Burke was lord, conviction greeted with both shrugs and cheers

    CST: Madigan, Pritzker, Burke spent over $3M in campaign money on lawyers last year, and they’re not alone

    Chicago Tribune: Ald. Edward Burke’s legal tab is $2.7M and growing as he awaits trial on federal corruption charges

    Chicago Reader: ‘Wise’ guys?

    NBC Chicago: Closing arguments wrap in corruption trial of former alderman Ed Burke

    Chicago Tribune: Former Ald. Ed Burke’s verdict stands out in long arc of City Council crooks

    Chicago Tribune: Ex-Ald. Ed Burke used campaign funds to pay six-figure ‘consulting’ fees to his co-defendant

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: A Chicago Creation

    In this Episode Alyssa tells Molly McAleer the history of a Christmas Icon.

    Digressions include:

    Malort

    Pearl Davis

    Are Vixen and Prancer gay?

    Tucker

    The Nutcracker


    Show Notes:

    Dartmouth: Rudolph’s Story: Dear to Many, Year After Year

    WBEZ: What’s That Building? Where Rudolph Got His Red Nose

    Wards.com

    The Week: The origin story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    NPR: The History Of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Snopes: The Origins of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Time: The Surprisingly Sad True Story Behind 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

    Chicago Tribune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was created in Chicago by Montgomery Ward copywriter Robert L. May to sell toys in 1939. Here’s how the popular Christmas character — and its author — went down in history.

    Chicago Tribune: Some people are upset about 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.' Here's why.

    Huff Po Tweet

    The Atlantic: Don’t Subject Your Kids to Rudolph

    Washington Post: Oh, Rudolph with your nose so bright, where did you come from?

    Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: An American Hero

    White House Nutcracker

    Benny Shaps on Rudolph

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    1 hr 17 min
  • The Everleigh Sisters: Best Lil Whorehouse in the World.

    In this prefect Christmas episode Alyssa is joined by Jeff Barrett from the "It's No Fluke" podcast to discuss the most successful Madams about which you have never heard.


    In the early 1900's Minna and Ada Everleigh ran the best brothel in the world. Jeff points out why this is a bad idea.


    Digressions include:

    Elon

    Alex Jones

    George Santos

    The piss heard around Twitter Space

    The Golden Age of Serial Killers

    The State Street Evangelist

    Fyre Fest Two

    Being Dutch


    Show Notes:

    Madams, Mayors, and Madman

    The Gangs of Chicago

    Sin in the Second City: Madams, Ministers, Playboys, and the Battle for America's Soul

    Chicago Tribune: The Everleigh Club

    Chicago Tribune: Grand finale for a house of ill repute

    Freakenomics: The Golden Age of Chicago Prostitution: A Q&A with Karen Abbott

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Pay Bathrooms: It Only Cost a Dime

    Once upon a time, people had to pay to use a public toilet. In this episode we discuss the history, Chicago's role, and the current narratives.


    Show Notes:

    DNA Info: How Chicago's Fight To Ban Pay Toilets Relates To Today's City Protests

    Northwestern: Chicago considers installing public restrooms with revenue from company that manages bus stops

    WSJ: The Villain Behind America’s Public-Restroom Calamity

    WSJ: When Chicago Flushed the Toilet Tax

    JSTOR: The Rise and Fall of Pay Toilets

    Pacific Standard: WHY DON'T WE HAVE PAY TOILETS IN AMERICA?

    The Dispatch: Ban on Toilettes Disputes

    NYT: https://www.nytimes.com/1976/06/20/archives/notes-highway-sculpture-notes-about-travel-notes-about-travel.html

    Bloomberg: Pay Toilets Are Illegal in Much of the U.S. They Shouldn't Be.

    Economic Times: The case for and against public toilets

    Mental Floss: Pay-Per-Poop: A History of Pay Toilets

    AP: Lost History: How 4 Ohio Kids Ended Pay Toilettes in US

    Medium: The Pee-culiar Story of Why Toilets Are Free in the United States

    Strongland: Remembering the shit-in

    Chicago Booth: Why We Should Free the Market for Public Toilets

    NYT: If New York Is So Great, Why Isn’t There Anywhere to Pee?

    The City: NYC’s Promised Public Bathrooms Still Doing the Waiting Dance


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    @ohmalort pod or [email protected]

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    1 hr 2 min

About Oh, Malort!

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Alyssa Dyksterhouse, Chicago tour guide, history lover and research extraordinaire, walks her friends through her favorite well-known and lesser-known moments in Chicago’s quirky past while…

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