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  • Ed Burke: Trial Takes

    Ed Burke's trial as underway and it has been both tedious and wacky. In this episode Alyssa tell John her favorite moments in the trial. From jury selection to sick emotional support dogs this has been a wild ride. This would be too much for a Lifetime Movie.


    This is separate from the in-depth episode we will do when all is said and done.


    Show Notes:


    CST: The one that got away? Burke comes up empty after yearslong pursuit of the ‘tuna,’ jurors hear

    CST: Landing a ‘tuna,’ lobbing an F-bomb — Burke’s famous quotes played for jurors after defense mistrial denial

    CST: Ald. Edward M. Burke tied to bribery case involving developer who needed city favors

    CST: FBI agent tells how morning visit led to ex-Ald. Danny Solis wearing a wire on longtime colleague Ed Burke

    CST: Landing a ‘tuna,’ lobbing an F-bomb — Burke’s famous quotes played for jurors after defense mistrial denial

    CST: USA vs. Edward M. Burke

    Chicago Tribune: Infamous ‘tuna’ quote, other secret recordings paint picture of old-school Chicago in Ed Burke corruption trial

    Chicago Tribune: Ald. Ed Burke finally landed ‘the tuna.’ And then it got away, evidence in corruption trial shows

    Chicago Tribune: ‘While you’re at it, recommend the good firm of Klafter & Burke’: Jurors in ex-Ald. Ed Burke corruption trial hear first secret recordings by FBI mole Daniel Solis

    Chicago Tribune: ‘He was a bribe-taker and he was an extortionist:’ Fiery opening statements begin corruption trial of ex-Ald. Ed Burke


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    58 min
  • William Hale "Big Bill" Thompson: Illinois Most Corrupt Politician

    In this episode, Alyssa Tells David Baxter about William Hale “Big Bill Thompson” who is considered to be the most corrupt politician in Illinois History. This is a wild story about an Anglophobe prone to crazy rants, name-calling, and PR stunts.  


    SHOW NOTES:

    Chicago Tribune: 'Big Bill' Thompson: Chicago's unfiltered mayor

    WTTW: Original Chicago Cocktail: Crooked Cowboy

    NBC Chicago: The Most Corrupt Public Official In Illinois History: William Hale Thompson

    CST: Before The Donald, there was Big Bill of Chicago

    CST: This week in history: ‘Big Bill’s’ big disaster

    Chicago Reader: Chicago mayor Big Bill Thompson used ‘America First’ decades before TrumpWBEZ: September 30, 1927: The trial of school superintendent William McAndrew

    University of Michigan: The Law

    WBEZ: Big Bill’s rat show

    Chicago Magazine: The Chicago Political Quote Hall of Fame

    Mayors, Madams, Madmen

    Gangs of Chicago

    Time Out: Rahm might be bad, but Chicago's last Republican mayor was worse


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    1 hr 6 min
  • The Reversal on the Chicago River: Sending it Downstream

    In this episode, Alyssa tells Cap’n Scoot about the reversal on the Chicago River.

    An alternative title could be “A River Runs with It.”


    An undertaking brought about by necessity is considered to be one of the top structural engineering accomplishments.


    Take a listen and learn.


    Digressions include:

    Taking shots at politicians

    Jet Skis, boaters, and kayakers

    Brushing your teeth

    Police Scanner Twitter


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    SHOW NOTES:

    MWRD: A River ReversedWTTW: Race the Reverse the Chicago River

    Chicago Tribune: THE FLOW OF HISTORY

    Chicago Tribune: Flashback: In the battle against cholera, a creative city engineer raised streets, tunneled into the lake and reversed the river

    WTTW: The History of the Chicago River

    Conde Nast Traveler: The Chicago River Actually Flows Backwards

    US Crop. of Army Engines: Chicago Harbor Lock – busiest in nation last year for lockages, vessels

    WBEZ: Floods, Carp, And Crap: The Environmental Impacts Of The Chicago River Reversal

    Thrillist: The Seven Wonders of Chicago

    Chicago Tribune: Kayaking the Chicago River? Now you can get an estimate of bacteria levels before you go.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Some Lighter Fare: Wrigley Chewing Gum

    Welcome to Juicyverse! In this episode Alyssa tells Vanessa Murphy from Reel Relationships about the marketing mastermind behind the Gum empire.


    SHOW NOTES:

    The Vintage News: The story of William Wrigley Jr.- soap salesman who became the world’s best gum manufacturer

    NYT : P. K. Wrigley, 82, Owner of Cubs And Chewing Gum Company Head

    Saturday Evening Post: Vintage Advertising: Chew on This!

    Chicago Tribune: Wrigley plans consolidation of advertising

    About the Toddler Letter

    CNN: Doubleminting Money Creative and pervasive marketing built the Chicago gum giant.

    The History Channel: Chew on This: The History of Gum

    Delish: 11 Things You Need to Know Before Chewing Wrigley's Gum

    Smithsonian: A Brief History of Chewing Gum

    Investor's Business Dailey: William Wrigley Chewed On Hard Work And Gumption

    CST: How William Wrigley Jr. brought soap, gum and Chicago baseball broadcasting together

    Forbes: Billionaire Says Cannabis Company Will Be Bigger than his Families Candy Business

    CNN: Wrigley halts production of caffeine gum

    CST: Plans hold promise for old Wrigley gum site in Bridgeport

    Politico: How a Chewing Gum Heir Fell Into a Sticky Situation With Wee

    Crytpo Times: Wrigley to Enter NFT and Metaverse Space with ‘Juicyverse’

    Confectionary News: Authorities fine Mars Wrigley for factory accident after contractors fell into chocolate tank

    CNBC: How Wrigley Dominated the World of Chewing Gum

    Chicago Tribune: 40 years ago today: Wrigley gum the first product to have its bar code scanned

    Chicago Tribune: Ex-Wrigley workers sue over exposure to flavoring chemicals

    NPR: Chew On This: Some Gum May Ward Off Ear Infections

    Reuters: Too much sugar-free gum linked to bowel problems

    Tasting Table: Why the World's First Scanned Barcode was a Pack of Gum

    NYT: Is Chewing Gum Good for Toddlers? Or Anyone?

    CNBC: How Wrigley dominated the world of chewing gum


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    1 hr 3 min
  • 1919 Race Riots; Summer of Rage

    In this episode Alyssa tells Pat about the 1919 Race Riots which are considered to be, simultaneously, amongst the least known and the bloodiest in US history. I am not going to lie it is unpleasant but important.

    Also, expletives employed.

    Alyssa is working on something fun for next week. 


    Show Notes:

    History Channel: The Red Summer of 1919

    NPR: Red Summer In Chicago: 100 Years After The Race Riots

    Chicago Tribune: ‘Ready to explode’: How a black teen’s drifting raft triggered a deadly week of riots 100 years ago in Chicago

    "A Crowd of Howling Negroes": The Chicago Daily Tribune Reports the Chicago Race Riot, 1919

    Chicago Magazine: Blood in the Streets

    “Chicago and Its Eight Reasons”: Walter White Considers the Causes of the 1919 Chicago Race Riot

    DuSable Museum: TROUBLED WATERS: CHICAGO 1919 RACE RIOT


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    1 hr 15 min
  • Ed Burke Episode 5: An Indictment

    Ultimately this episode is about Ed Burke's current, and long time coming, legal woes. We also talk about all the things he tried ban as well as his time as Trump's property tax appeals attorney.

    Down ballot votes and local media matters.

    Alyssa tries to make "Burke" a verb. You should too. It's the new "dibs."

    We also talk about dramaturgy.


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    Show Notes:

    Chicago Tribune: Federal agents raid powerful Chicago Ald. Ed Burke's City Hall and ward offices

    Block Club Chicago: Ald. Ed Burke Told To Give Up 23 Guns After Being Charged With Shaking Down Burger King

    CST: Ed Burke once bragged about his work for Trump — now he doesn’t want jurors to know

    Block Club Chicago: Just Quit Now, Mayor Lightfoot Tells Ed Burke After He’s Indicted Under Racketeering Law Used Against Mobsters And Gangs

    Reason: Chicago Aldermen Dismayed Not by Corruption, but by One of Their Own Cooperating With the Feds

    Chicago Tribune: Ald. Edward Burke’s son was under investigation for misconduct allegations when Toni Preckwinkle's administration hired him

    CST: The Donald & the Democrat: Edward M. Burke saved Donald Trump $11.7M on property taxes

    Block Club Chicago: Ald. Ed Burke Urged Burger King Franchisee To Donate To Preckwinkle Campaign, Extortion Charges Allege

    CST: Ald. Edward Burke benefited, Chicago-style, from Vienna hot dog deals

    Curbed Chicago: After indictment, Mayor Lightfoot asks Alderman Ed Burke to resign

    The Superseding Indictment

    WTTW: Ald. Ed Burke Indicted on 14 Counts of Racketeering, Extortion, Attempted Bribery

    WTTW: Former Ald. Danny Solis Charged With Bribery, Years After He Helped Feds Probe Burke, Madigan

    CBS Chicago: A look at Burke's Business Dealings, Including Work for President Trump

    DOJ Press Release

    CST: Burke’s lawyers now say they plan to call Danny Solis to the stand as trial of ex-City Council dean nears

    CST: Feds reveal breadth of evidence during brief hearing in Ald. Edward M. Burke case

    CST: Feds say Burke made a ‘distasteful’ comment about Jewish people as authorities investigated him

    CST: Jurors in corruption trial of Ed Burke will not hear any mention of Donald Trump when they listen to secret recordings

    CST: Ed Burke Day proposed, then pulled — at Burke’s request

    Chicago Tribune: Toni Preckwinkle's administration hired Ald. Edward Burke's son to nearly $100K-a-year county job

    Chicago Magazine: Nobody Wants to Be Ed Burke’s Friend Anymore

    Chicago Magazine: Burke’s Loss Is Lightfoot's Gain

    Block Club Chicago: No Wonder So Many Alderpeople Get In Trouble: There Is No Training Manual For Newly Elected Folks

    Chicago Tribune: Timeline: Edward Burke, Chicago’s longest-serving alderman, leaves City Council with a federal trial pending

    Reason: Chicago Alderman and Notorious Nanny-Stater Ed Burke Charged in Federal Corruption Scheme

    Reason: Chicago City Councilman Wants to Ban Energy Drinks

    CST: Viagra, sex acts, use of a luxury farm: Feds detail investigation of Ald. Solis

    CST: Political operative accused of plying Solis with Viagra, arranging massage parlor trips is slapped with $25K fine for unregistered lobbying

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Ed Burke Episode 4: You Can't Fight City Hall

    In this Episode Alyssa tells John about the long and bitter custody battle for "Baby T."

    The only digression is potty training and writing the script made Alyssa "stabby ragey."


    SHOW NOTES:

    CST: Rebuilt life not enough for DCFS

    CST: DCFS unfit to judge Baby T case

    CST: Divine secrets and profane lies

    CST: Baby T's `condition' also known as being a toddler

    CST: DCFS again ends up on wrong side of issue

    CST: Father's Day honors go to dads of all sorts

    CST: DCFS drops ball in Olison case

    CST: Society's child: the battle over Baby T - Tina Olison took her eyes off the real prize

    CST: Mothers don't just go away

    CST: Burkes, judge deny baby what all children deserve

    CST: DCFS comes down hard on black families

    CST: 7 years later, Baby T's mom fights for private time

    CST: Carothers wore wire for a year - Daley ally charged with fraud and bribery despite reported cooperation with feds in probe of officials, developers

    CST: DCFS chief Arthur Bishop steps down after Sun-Times, WBEZ reports

    CST: DCFS worker says he didn't back adoption

    CST: Anger of Baby T's mom cited - DCFS probe team accused of bias

    CST: Baby T's mom provoked: doctor

    CST: Witness for mom: DCFS cut me off

    CST: Mother says she feared Burke clout

    CST: Mother of Baby T cool under cross-examination

    CST: State: Bias led to Baby T fight - Ruling on mom's rights due Wednesday

    CST: Baby T's mom ruled fit - Burkes likely to lose custody

    CST: Dispute over Baby T visits to get hearing

    CST: Agency assisting Baby T case wants to quit

    CST: Public guardian undecided on Baby T case

    CST: Doctor opposes returning Baby T - Psychiatrist says child has `special condition'

    CST: Baby T's grandmother testifies in custody trial

    CST: Baby T's mom hits custody roadblocks

    CST: Judge returns Baby T to mom - Burkes lose custody of child

    CST: Baby T ruling gets federal attention

    CST: Involvement dilemma not limited to Kosovo

    CST: Baby T's mom seeks drug re-test

    CST: Judge to Olison: Better cooperation is required

    CST: Baby T's mom called `ill-equipped'

    CST: Baby T goes to Burkes

    Chicago Tribune: BABY T'S MOM TELLS OF BURKES' `ARROGANCE'

    Desert News: Drugs, race inflame custody battle

    Chicago Tribune: BABY T'S SAGA IS FAR FROM OVER

    Chicago Tribune: BABY T'S MOTHER LOSES HER BID TO GAIN CUSTODY

    CST: Baby T's mom appeals ruling

    CST: Burkes named Baby T's guardians

    CST: Baby T's mom scolded for remarks about Burke

    CST: Baby T visitation request denied

    Washington Post: Powerful Couple Wins Child Custody Case

    Chicago Tribune: BABY T'S MOM TELLS OF BURKES' `ARROGANCE'

    CNN: Ex-drug addict mom wins custody battle

    Desert News: Drugs, race inflame custody battle

    NYT: Former Cocaine User Regains Child in Racial Custody Case

    Chicago Tribune: BABY T'S SAGA IS FAR FROM OVER

    Time: Who Gets The Kid?

    Chicago Tribune: BABY T'S MOM LOSES HER NO. 1 ADVOCATEChicago Tribune: ACTIVISTS BLAST PUBLIC GUARDIAN'S REVERSAL IN BABY T CASE


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    53 min
  • Ed Burke Episode 3: Chicago Fraud, 1990's Style

    In Chicago Politics there are people who benefit from graft and those people who investigate it. These are their stories.

    This week Alyssa tells John about Alderman Ed Burke’s corruption. They decide in the Dick Wolf Chicago series needs to add “Fraud” to the lineup. John likens it to mobster movies—he isn’t wrong. 

    They share an inside joke where they laugh until they cry. 

    Alyssa updates John on Ray Lopez. 

    A weird R. Kelly digression which involves Trump Tower

    A lot of names from the past. 


    Show Notes:

    FBI: Operation Graylord

    FBI: Chicago History

    Reason: Chicago Aldermen Dismayed Not by Corruption, but by One of Their Own Cooperating With the Feds

    Washington Post: TASKS VARIED FOR ALLEGED 'GHOST EMPLOYEES'

    WTTW: The Week in Review: Fallout from Ald. Ed Burke’s Corruption Charge

    WTTW: The Week in Review: Legal Pot Advances, Ald. Burke Indicted

    Chicago Reader: Defending the indefensible

    Chicago Tribune: Who is Ed Burke? Alderman. Former cop. Ex-Trump attorney.

    Chicago Reader: Council Whores

    CST: Ald. Burke Keeping Mum on Shovel, Ghost Probes

    CST: Ed Burke Brother Says He Rejected Money From Mole

    CST: Burke Faults Dead Staffer in Payroll Scandal

    CST: City Remap Bill Tops $5 Mil. - Big Legal Team Battles Aldermen's Suit

    CST: Scandal hits close to home

    CST: Cloud above Burke doesn't worry supporters

    CST: Tighten ethics rules

    CST: Curing corruption

    CST: City remap history gets rewritten

    CST: Stop this shameful parade

    CST: Facts about Burke

    CST: Daley won't push to get Burke ou

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    56 min
  • Ed Burke Episode 2: The Council Wars

    Ever hear about the "Council Wars?" In this episode Alyssa tells John about the Eds' efforts to obstruct Chicago's First Black Mayor.

    TW: Racism


    Show Notes:

    Encyclopedia of Chicago

    Chicago Tribune: Flashback: Chicago’s Council Wars pitted defiant white aldermen against a reform-minded Harold Washington

    WTTW: Council Wars

    NYT: CHICAGO 'COUNCIL WARS' DRAG INTO INTERMISSION

    WBEZ: Council War Veterans

    CST: Veterans of the historic Harold Washington era recall a fierce campaign, Council Wars and more

    This American Life: Harold

    Chicago Tribune: Council Wars

    Video: Council Wars

    Chicago Reporter: Ald. Ed Burke represents the worst of Chicago’s white political machine

    WBEZ: Harold Washington Was Chicago’s First Black Mayor, But Who Else Was He?


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    53 min
  • Ed Burke Episode 1: Pinball and Patronage.

    This is the beginning of a five-part series where Alyssa tells John Zinn about someone who might be Chicago’s most notorious current politician. Known as Slow Ed to some and Burger King Burke to others we are gong to highlight the fifty-four-year career of former alderman Ed Burke a man described by the Federal Prosecutors as “thoroughly corrupt.” 

    In this episode we lay the groundwork for his rise to power covering the 1960’s and 1970’s. 

    We also talk about Lauren Boebert’s night at the theatre.  


    SHOW NOTES:


    Chicago Tribune: Timeline: Edward Burke, Chicago’s longest-serving alderman, leaves City Council with a federal trial pending

    Chicago Magazine: In 1997, We Profiled Ed Burke. He Was in Trouble Then, Too

    WTTW: End of the Burke Era: A 54-year Political Reign at City Hall Comes to a Close

    WBUR: How Chicago Politics Produced A Deeply Entrenched Culture Of Corruption

    Chicago Magazine: Ed Burke Is Maybe, Finally Done

    Reason: Chicago Alderman and Notorious Nanny-Stater Ed Burke Charged in Federal Corruption Scheme

    Chicago Magazine: Oh, How the Mighty Three Eddies Have Fallen

    Chicago Magazine: Nobody Wants to Be Ed Burke’s Friend Anymore

    Chicago Magazine: The Most Corrupt Addresses in the Chicago Area

    Chicago Reader: Chicago once waged a 40-year war on pinball

    Chicago Tribune: Vintage Chicago Tribune: Ald. Edward Burke used mapmaking skills, political guile to hold on to seat his father first occupied some 70 years ago

    CST: From ‘young Turk’ to Trump tax lawyer — Burke’s half century of ups and downs

    CST: Ald. Ed Burke at 50 years: A remarkable story of political survival

    WGN: The Political Past

    ABC: Ald. Ed Burke praised, criticized for legacy on Chicago City Council

    Chicago Reader: Good riddance


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    42 min

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Alyssa Dyksterhouse, Chicago tour guide, history lover and research extraordinaire, walks her friends through her favorite well-known and lesser-known moments in Chicago’s quirky past while…

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