Two classic 70's rape-revenge movies face off in the first episode of our new series "retrOH". Which will we determine emerges victorious? Hint: Roger Ebert may happen to disagray. . .

Natural Resources for Sexual Assault Survivors and Their Loved Ones: 

https://www.rainn.org/national-resources-sexual-assault-survivors-and-their-loved-ones

Ferrets - they can find their way into just about anything, including - occasionally - movies! We delve into their minimal catalog of films including the 1983 cult-classic BEASTMASTER and a series of ferret-centric Canadian short films (DUDE, WHERE'S MY FERRET, SANTA'S LITTLE FERRETS, etc.)

"HAVE YOU SEEN" gets an extended cut with this rundown of random movays and shows we find worth mentioning. You see, Graham mentions a movie HE enjoyed first, then I discuss a show I enjoyed, and then Graham discusses a show he has been watching, and it continues from there. Convoluted, I know. . .

The boys trek out to the local Covid cesspool to bring you a review, not of Scream, but of 5CREAM. 

In this unlucky 13th episode, we endure a shitty zombie film where Malcolm McDowell, Corey Feldman, AND Sid Haig all embarrass themselves for a paycheck, a found footage film whose marketing lied about using practical effects, and the newest in the movie series of "LETS PUT NICOLAS CAGE IN A HORROR MOVIE ISN'T IT FUNNY GUYS?!?"

We count down our lists of the BEST HORROR MOVIES EVER MADE.

We did it. The conquest to discover the the worst film ever made has been completed.

. . . or has it?

LAME.

Jonathan and Graham BOOKED tickets at the local theater and SAW the new film SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW starring Chris Rock. But does it SPIRAL the franchise out of control?

We review Derek Savage's new "film" COOL CAT FIGHTS CORONAVIRUS. We're really not trying to be bullies, but dear lord. . .