Oh! The Humanity!

This episode is brought to you by sisterly love; if you can call it that. Yes, Episode 16 has all the things you could ever want in a podcast. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll even hurl at the hilarity of Totes Magotes and her sister Juicy Jay.

Hello, Deviants and welcome to Episode 16- FightFightFight!  Join us for the return of Julia Goolia and a detailed account of her most recent sexual conquest!  Will his penis pass the hand test?  Will he reek of patchouli oil?  Will he return to his mother's basement sad and unfulfilled or will he give hope to other grungy keyboardists?  Will officer's fine him for being a white guy without dreadlocks in a reggae band?  Then our dynamic duo will introduce a new card game to the show:  Superfight!  Will masked Ninja Penguins with brilliant powers of flatulence defeat the Caped Camel with uzi nipples? Will boyscout assassins tie knots with their mortal enemy the Hobo Gorilla?  Will the Witch Dolphin mate with the The Fainting Goat?  If only there were a super sexy hero to come and save the day!Prepare to have your questions answered, IF YOU DARE!Don't forget to check out Galaxy Far Away Fest where you can meet Evan and Chuck next week in Skagit!

Episode 15- Skeletor Finds Belladonna's Splash Mountain Over the Rainbow!Alrighty, Deviants!  Join us on our ride with our friend Jeff who will regale us with tales of Splash Mountain Flashers and the security that screens them (dream job!)  We'll cover Chuck's interactions with porn stars Belladonna and everybody's favorite creepy hero, Ron Jeremy!With a short, but terrifying, visit from Skeletor we'll reminisce about the glory that was T2:  Judgement Day, Evan will explore the world of vaginas and we'll travel to a magical land Somewhere Over the Rainbow.But wait!  Will our intrepid heroes be trapped by the insipid Hedgehog?  Will the Anal Queen hae her way with them?  Will Skeletor get the last laugh?  Will Chuck and Evan eat too much pizza?  Will they outfit Jeff with a red shirt as a backup sacrifice?  Find out now in Episode 15- Skeletor Finds Belladonna's Splash Mountain Over the Rainbow!Itching to learn how to play the ukelele?  Of course you are!  Try it out here:  uke4u.comAnd certainly don't miss out on purchasing tickets for Galaxy Far Away Fest July 17th to 19th (Only two weekends away!) where you can meet Evan and Chuck in all of their glory!  https://www.facebook.com/GalaxyFarAwayFest

Welcome! Welcome one and all to Episode Fourteen! Not sponsored by Papa Murphy's and their delicious pizza.Honestly, isn't better when you have to work for it; that should be their new slogan.In this week's episode, we have the admirable and handsome Ross Johnson as our guest. We decided to do it in the middle of game night so apologies for all the background noise of people playing Lego Batman.But you know, Ross really knocked it out of the park with this episode. We discuss why PC's are better than Consoles, Ross shows me how to improv correctly and we even have a special guest from the deep south.You can see Ross and his many talents at his kickass job working for Room Escape Productions. I've done it, it's super fun and is a great way to spend a day with your cool friends and work together to reach a common goal and get a beer afterwards with an awesome story to tell your not so cool friends. Check it out here at: Room Escape AdventuresAlso, all of here at Oh! The Humanity! would like to promote a new podcast on the rise on Itunes. It's called The Life and Times of a Peon in Hollywood; it's two hosts, Jason Carpenter and Mickey Woodall, drinking the hipsterist of beers and discussing cultural events while relating to life and movies. Oh did I mention they are also comedians... Yep! They are also funny too; they demanded that I place an ellipsis there and I did because I am a man of my word when I am paid $20 bucks. So check out the pod and their quest to interview top celebrities like Meryl Streep.Use hastag #peonstreep on twitter and find them here or Itunes: The Life and Times of a Peon in Hollywood

Good evening, Deviants! Now available for your aural pleasure is

Episode 13: Los Angeles Bound! Our beloved host, Evan flies to Los

Angeles to chat with the lovely and talented Jennifer Weisner (not

Weiner autocorrect, stop being an asshole!) where they'll cover the path

of blood, sweat and tears that she's walked and giving Evan convenient

coattails to ride. But wait! Will disaster strike? Will Evan be sold into prostitution by a one eyed Belgian pimp? Will Evan's love

of shady taco trucks make him miss his flight? Will Evan valiantly

storm SeaWorld to free some captive cetaceans? Will the TSA detain him

for a government sanctioned quickie? Stay tuned! Same Deviant time! Same Deviant channel! OhTheHumanityPodcast.Podbean.com and iTunes!

Greetings, Deviants!  Welcome to Episode 12:  Spelunking in Splooge Booths w/ Totes and Goolia!  We'll take you on a wonderful journey beginning with Totes explaining daytime anal etiquette which leads to Julia and Totes regaling us with a tale of their trip to a local strip club and their joyful time in the splooge booth.  Etiquette will continue when we talk about sanitary motorboating, we'll express our disappointment in the new Zoolander supposedly starring Justin Bieber, and Totes finding enjoyment in a search for a lost condom in her tilted cervix.  The hosts will consider a device to prevent condom lossage with an Oh!The Humanity! rubber band.So download our pods, ready the rosary and the hand sanitizer and prepare yourselves for Spelunking in Splooge Booths w/Totes and Goolia!Are you enjoying this aural sensation?  Good!  Visit us on Facebook OhTheHumanityPodcast or on your Facebook App here and like the shit out of us!

Hide your kids, Hide your wife, Hide your Husband and Hide your puppies cause Episode Eleven is here! In this weeks episode, we bring on long-time friend Fred and have a giggle party like we were fifteen again. Fred reminisces about how he always wanted to run away to the circus, Chuck gets an acting gig from quoting Sean Connery and Evan gets put in his place with his knowlege of movie triva that's completely trival.You can donate to the Tania Doyle GoFundMe here at this website: http://www.gofundme.com/bcfm38.

So here we are... It's been a month so far into this little podcast and we have already hit episode ten! It's been a long run so far and we wanted to celebrate our first month by bringing on our Number One Fan, Totes Magotes.However, Totes had a surprise for both Chuck and Evan. Something that they had talked and joked about, maybe even dreamed. Totes brought an abstract idea into reality and I have to say; this is probably the best podcast that these guys are ever going to do. I mean this podcast has got it all'; one topless fan, two boobs, Chuck PA's, Evan's gorgeous laughter and another latest hit by our new favorite band, Ahtanum Shore.Hey, Evan here. I decided that I wanted at least one more song by Ahtanum Shore on my show, so I did. I put them as the final encore of this pod because this pod was so epic and this song does the justice needed for the end of this podcast. The song is called "Miles To The Sun" and if you like it just as much as Chuck and I, then you can go find Ahtanum Shore at their website: http://www.ahtanumshore.com. Check the page out, listen the music, buy some merch cause you need to fill that empty hole in your life with something and cats are so expensive.OK, deviants. Evan here, signing off.

Episode Nine is where we hit the big time! In our latest episode; we interview the guitarist and manager of Ahtanum Shore, Hunter and Mi'chelle Nessk. We discuss how the band came together and how they became one of the headliners to Far Far Away Fest this summer. We also get into a huge game of Shreds against Humanity and how much of a mushmouth Evan really is.The song playing at the end of the show is the latest single "This Songs From You" by Ahtanum Shore. You can hear the rest of the album and even find their tour dates at http://www.ahtanumshore.com/.You can also find Mi'Chelle and her productions company, Gloomy Sunday Productions, at her Facebook. You can also check out videos on the Youtube here.Don't forget; you can come see Ahtanum Shore and Us at Galaxy Far Away Fest this July 17-19th. Tickets are still on sale and if you show up in costume, you get a friging discount! How can you beat that. You can check out the webpage at http://www.galaxyfarawayfest.com/about--tickets.html.

Episode 8 is a very special episode; in this episode with greet our guest, Barbara Cawley and discuss her life as a struggling Stage Manager while she sells her soul to the fishtailed demon goddess of coffee.But... WHAT HO? Disaster strikes our beloved hosts and guest as the violent nature of the universe exacts it's revenge against the boys for calling it out of its millennia of bullshit.What will happen to our heroes as a nuclear weapon explodes while a group of dark art assassins trained in the mystical form of Hellfire-jizu and riding Laser Leopards circle our two giant manchilds and their Fleshlight. Will they defeat the assassins? Can Evan stop drooling over Laser Leopards? Will Barbara be the voice of reason and save our protagonists? Or will she be the ultimate undoing of the flimsy male bond that is about as strong as single-ply toilet paper?Stay tuned to find out!