Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the thing to say
On a bright Polynesian vay - k day
That's the Resort greeting that we send to you
From the land where Dolewhips sway.

Here we know Ohana will serve POG and waffle
The potstickers by day and all the lapu lapu
Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the Poly's way
To say Character Dining to you

We're getting tropical this week as we shimmy into our grass skirts and have an all-we-care-to-enjoy bite at The Polynesian Village Resort's Ohana Restaurant. This deluxe character breakfast and skillet sit-down dining experience with a view of the island life, has us screaming Aloha. This is so tasty that we needed some help so we brought in the Maui to our Moana, the shirtless wonder from down under, hold back the mahalo, cause today we are joyfully joined by Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). So will this island adventure erupt from the volcano sending deliciousness high into the heavens, or will this Hawaiian luau party homage make us feel like the character dining toast is more burnt than a fire dancer mishap, ya gotta tune in to find out.

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