Old Fogies & Films

Bad taste can be hard to swallow, if you still have a gag reflex like most of the Fogies. We were hoisted with our own petard watching Tromeo & Juliet! The Fogies subjected themselves to many beasts with two backs, and a couple children with three faces. To thou and thine who perpend this ravin endeavor, we wish you luck.

Tromeo & Juliet - dir. Lloyd Kaufman - 1997

The Fogies watched Mike Flanagan’s Hush! Let’s be fair, if you move to an isolated house in the woods alone, you’re asking for it, right?? Sorry, we don’t mean to blame the victim. NB: The irony is not lost on us that this is a podcast episode for a movie with a deaf main character. 

Hush - dir. Mike Flanagan - 2016

Billy, don’t be a hero. Nah, forget it, Billy is the GOAT. Disaster may have been averted in the movie, but the Fogies had a BLAST with this one! If you’re a terrorist, these students are gonna school ya.  

Toy Soldiers - dir. Daniel Petrie Jr. - 1991

We do a deep dive into our ratings history courtesy of Tableau data vizzes! The Hateful Rate, Rate Crazy Nights, Rate Legged Freaks, Butterfield Rate, Rate-a-touille, Rate and Leopold, Rate Night, The Wedding Rate, Enemy of the Rate, The Rate-est Showman, Rate Balls of Fire, The Rate Stuff… that’s right, we didn’t cover ANY of these terrible puns!

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When GoodFellas was first released on DVD in March 1997, it was a single disc that you had to flip over for viewing the second half. Please feel free to flip yourselves in the middle of this extra long episode, to avoid bed sores. A saga for a saga.

GoodFellas - dir. Martin Scorsese - 1990

The Fogies are abuzz with the feels over Tell It to the Bees, though the Vada Sultenfusses deep inside us all watched in fear. We tried telling it to the bees, but they weren’t listening, so the Fogies told it to each other.

Tell It to the Bees - dir. Annabel Jankel - 2018

One might say we can’t see past the ends of our noses, but we’d really be fibbing if we said we didn’t like this movie! The Fogies each found a home inside the hollow chest of one wooden boy. Join us before the bombs drop!

Pinocchio - dir. Guillermo del Toro - 2022

‘Appy ‘Olidays from Mrs. ‘Arris! Tailor-made for some Fogies, a bit ill-fitting for others, however we all welcomed the joy this movie sparked in our winter collection. Mrs. ‘Arris is a-Dior-able!

The Old Fogies aren’t sure who to blame, but it’s definitely not OUR fault! Someone definitely should’ve had a conversation about Kevin before 2011, and the Fogies hope we’re still talking about him today. Not to get too chicken-or-the-egg, but was Ezra Miller cast as Kevin, or was Kevin cast as Ezra Miller?

We Need to Talk About Kevin - dir. Lynne Ramsay - 2011

The Old Fogies squirm in their theater seats watching a group of desperate actors get twisted up in knots at the mere thought of recognition for a movie called "Home for Thanksgiving." Collagen, compromise, and cringe, oh my.  

For Your Consideration - dir. Christopher Guest - 2006