Old People This Week

Mike and Jeff say to hell with Mel Owens, the gutless Golden Bachelor; they barbeque the Bachelors in Paradise, feel sorry for Justin Bieber and hiss at Hailey, froth over a 4th of July giant firestorm; they sulk over a sensational Southwest Airline melee, are down about a bad dad and tel you the Two Things To Worry About!

The bitchy boomers prey on the putz who proposed to a bot; bore in on bored teens, taunt the tool who got married by proxy; make fun of Madonna, offer a super duper sleeper deal, report another senior scam, plus more Labubu looniness and how to spend a fortune at Disneyland!

The Bad Boomer Boys rip on Reborn Mommies, discuss Rob Lowe's new low, are unimpressed with Unschooling, get into Hailey Bieber's billion dollar business, lose it over the most brutal backstabbing girlfriend of all time, call out Costco's mighty Mac N' Cheese, and who the heck is Kylie Minogue.

The great boomer boys get nutty over Pope Leo's love life, snipe at a Millennial's tinder swipe fiasco, goof on Gen-Z men who call male friends to say goodnight, hate on the world's worst person, P Diddy; report on the latest Bill Belichick bimbo controversy, plus Hims for men, Cow print finger nails, Sherri Papini, Hair hanging and Florida Man!

The bodacious boomers are outraged about Ozempic Mouth celebs, are horrified at the Mexican Navy disaster, scoff at Bill Belichick and his brazen bimbo, freakout over Diddy's Freak Offs, wail about Wally the Alligator, plus the crap App and much, much more.

The Brilliant Boomer Boys school Gen-Xers, marvel at Disney's Minnie Mouse disaster, boo at Belichick and his bombastic bimbo, go way deep on Waymo, carp on classic Hollywood cringe, plus Tom Cruise, P Diddy, Ryan Reynolds and Viagra!

The Bombastic Boomers balk at Bill Belichick's bossy bimbo girlfriend, review John Elway's serious golf cart mishap, cackle at Nick Cannon's insured cajones, give you the inside scoop on Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, and lambaste the lout Rob Lowe.

The bombastic boomers grouse about Gayle King, spill the tea on Tori Spelling, harp on Hat Fishing, dish on the Doomsday Mom, gossip about the Golden Bachelor, get uppity on the Uptown Girl and marvel at Joe Exotic's marriage!

The brilliant boomers satirize the celebrity Space Stunt with Katy Perry and Gayle King, howl at the latest Hackman death horror stories, comment on the Crazy internet Crooked Man and Love Maxxing, goodbye to Wink Martindale, and hello to Jelly Roll: you did what? Finally the Boomer guide to Life and the Speed Project

The boisterous Boomer Boys go gaga over Granny Guns, get ready to rumble over Social Security, whine about White Lotus full frontal, plus the Christian Boomer bozo, Belichick's bimbo, the Boomer Guide to Better Living, and horse play!