Old People This Week

The boomer rascals, Mike Jeff and Paul weigh in on Amy Schumer's divorce and Jelly Rolls diet; plus dumb Gen-Z men, death by pickleball, killer cruises, adios Rob Reiner, and: what happens when you cross a Florida Man with a crossbow--trouble, that's what happens.

The Boomer Boys, Mike Jeff and Paul skewer the skinny celebs, like Melissa McCarthy, spread shame on Cher and her boy toy, wise you up about the Weezer wife who went crazy, dish on a drunk raccoon, are amazed at a wild alligator and give up an exclusive review of Clooney and Sandler in Jay Kelly. Plus, Scromiting!

The boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul are alarmed by Amy Schumer's weight loss, not surprised about Tori Spelling's money problems, rip on Kelly's Ripa's cheap skate husband and ripped-off kids, amazed at Dua Lipa's tassels; Plus the man who identifies as a deer, the deer who mauled Grandma, freaky Florida Man Frolics and Ghost Tapping!

The most outrageous Baby Boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul bag on the bedroom antics of Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian; sneer at Justin Bieber's baby whining, marvel at Hailey Bieber's smoothie move, get into O.J.s 60 million buck act of contrition; plus Nick Cannon, Eddie Murphy, Demi Moore, and a seriously serious Senior Scam. Also, the last Golden Bachelor Update!

The outrageous Boomers Mike Jeff and Paul rail on Jeremy Renner and the scurrilous scandal circulating Hollywood; get downright down on the Golden Bachelor Mel Owen, the mis-cast misanthrope who messed with the Bachlorettes and botched the show; Kim K's bar exam buffoonery, rabid talking monkeys in Mississippi, Gen-Z word salad, and Tom Brady's cloned Dog! Plus, don't fall for this Pet Scam!

The Boomer Boys, Mike Jeff and Paul trash the Trad Sons--Gen-Z boys who can't take the real world, squat at home and do chores for room and board. Yech! Plus, The Golden Grifter, Mel Owens, hems and haws and ducks and evades and pity the poor Bachelorettes. Also, Sly Stallone looking devilish, Julia Fox gets brutal, Kelsey Grammar gettin' busy, the man who cloned Suzanne Somers, the Blue Dogs of Chernobyl, and escaped rabid Monkeys in Mississippi. And of course, a Florida Man Story!!!

The boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul hate on the Golden Bachelor, Mel Owens, lay into the loseR Justin Bieber and his Twitch show, laugh at Lori Loughlin's stripper scenario, puff on the Chainsmoker's Halloween spectacular, cackle at Keith Urban's makeover, rip on the crafty Mr. Crafty Pants, and go ballistic about Kanye's kid, North West and her terrible Tik Tok make-up.

The crazy Boomers Jeff, Mike and Paul flail the flat Mel Owens--no appeal, no zeal--no deal! Also Cougar Tok hypocrisy, More Mark Sanchez mischief, goodbye Diane Keaton, Phony Beatles, Monkeys on the loose, and the sorry Springsteen saga.

The boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul, give you the update on the Golden Grifter and his Bachelorettes, plus Mark Sanchez's drunken loading dock tirade that lands him in the hospital--and under arrest; P Diddy's plea for mercy, Lori Loughlin's divorce and Bad Bunny halftime controversy! Aiso--The Life of A Showgirl--what?

Our bombastic boomers double down on the conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel--are they preggers or what? And what about the phony Mel Owens, the gag-me Golden Bachelor; plus, Bruce Willis wife drama, the nutty Neurowave, Ed Sherran's home pub, Raymond Cruz arrest, Dannielynn Smith, more Only Murders in the Building, Justin Bieber bare back Segway session and the 32 pound emotional support ALLIGATOR!