Our bombastic boomers double down on the conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel--are they preggers or what? And what about the phony Mel Owens, the gag-me Golden Bachelor; plus, Bruce Willis wife drama, the nutty Neurowave, Ed Sherran's home pub, Raymond Cruz arrest, Dannielynn Smith, more Only Murders in the Building, Justin Bieber bare back Segway session and the 32 pound emotional support ALLIGATOR!

The boomer big shots get romantic over Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson, goof on Angelina Jolie's new bob haircut, can't understand why Gen-Zers can't read, are disgusted by Laken Snelling, cringe at crazy content makers, and report on the side hustle to end all side hustles: Hot Bedding.

Mike, Paul and Jeff call out Kevin Costner and his billionaire g-friend, goof on Guy Fieri's goofy son's wedding, report on Christina Haack's latest divorce, rag on the HGTV design shows, report on this fall's new movies, pooh pooh the Gen-Z potty pressure and marvel at the abandoned man who drank his own urine!

Old People This Week worry about Jennifer Aniston--is she being hypnotized into love? And is Gisele getting Ju'Jitsued? Plus weird Mingus Reedus, the $29 Amazon scam, NFL Crocs and Lizardman!

The bodacious Boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul, go after meta scam Big Sis Billie and Jamie Fox's white women whitewash; lay out the five rules for Boys In Crisis, get ludicrous about Lauren Sanchez as a Bond girl, flay Bobby Flay and Gordon Ramsey, the assault with a Deli Weapon and the Florida Python Hunt!

The boomer boys rip on phony Dean Cain, report on Howard Stern's demise, ponder pay-per-view weddings, talk down tattoos, jabber about jujitsu high jinks, berate berzerk kids and Kim Kardashian's six toes!

Old People This Week Hosts Jeff, Mike and Paul talk about aging stars like Tom Cruise and Martha Stewart, break down the "Ellie for The Girls" phenomenon, and break down bad airport behavior--like the fire extinguisher fiasco, runaway tram and baggage handlers gone wild! Plus, monkey fever and giant wasps attack, bat attack and common sense rules for Gen-Xers

Mike, Paul and Jeff--who was an E! executive--say goodbye to E! News; they rage about Gen-Z's romantic relationship with A.I., lament the lack of land lines, name the worse Hollywood actors, tell young men to man up, and lay out Life's Cheat Codes! Plus, moose meat madness, Krispy Kreme Crocs and Mile High Club mischief!

The bodacious Baby Boomers: Mike, Jeff, and Paul cackle at the Kiss Cam controversy, say adios to Ozzie, simmer at the Gen-Z stare, tell women to Shave you Pits please, get scared by Annabelle the Devil Doll, don't-take-your-parents Honeymoon Hell, can't stomach lazy kids, Paul remembers Lauren Sanchez, and the nurse who stole a man's leg!

The bodacious Baby Boomers, Mike Jeff and Paul report on Mary Lou Retton's DUI, help old men find love, generalize on Gen-Z crash-outs, plus Laura Sanchez, Brahmin Bulls, dog cakes and bad ass boomers!