You know when someone says the only constant is change? It's simultaneously true and vapid. Save it, dickwad. The dads talk about what changes they've experienced throughout life. It's as riveting as it sounds. So strap on your ear goggles, change your pants and go have some fun!

What are your favorite dishes for a Thanksgiving feast? What are your least favorite? On this episode, the dads give you the run down of what is good and what is bad about Thanksgiving foods. Loosen your belt and go have some fun!

*Aaron Staind voice* It's beeeen awhile. The dads are back after a bit of a hiatus. Every dad needs a break every now and again. Some time to scroll Twitter while sitting on the toilet. A little me time. Well, on this episode we aren't talking about me time. We're talking about things that annoy us! So stop backing into parking spaces and go have some fun, butt munch!

Jon shares a hilarious dad update. Patrick might have been negligent. After updates, the dads tell the tales of their wedding and honeymoon. A wholesome topic for tumultuous times. Put on your tux, give the episode a listen and then go have some fun!

After a couple of great dad updates, Jon and Patrick ponder what they'd be doing for a living if they were banned from their current profession. Be a scuba instructor? Build furniture? Be a hot air balloon? There's only one way to find out. Give it a listen and then go have some fun!

The life expectancy in the Middle Ages was 31 years. The dads are well past that. In this episode they discuss what would happen if they were teleported to various eras and forced to survive. Could they win a sword fight? Would they die of fever? You be the judge, but not until you've gone and had some fun!

The dads discuss what it's like being between two generations even though they technically belong to the extreme beginning of the millennial generation. We'd prefer to be part of the Pepsi Generation but no one asked us. As usual the dads spend a lot of time talking about what it was like when they were kids. Fire up Windows 3.1, open up Real Player and go have some fun!

In this episode, the dads talk about online shopping and Jeff Bezos's penis rocket. They go through recent Amazon purchases and discuss the virtues of Amazon Basics, with everything from shorts to safes! Make sure to get that free shipping and go have some fun!

The dads reunite after a few weeks off to discuss what scares them. Jon explains his oldest fear while Patrick's fears have evolved considerably since he became a dad. Keep the lights on while listening to this one if you get scared easily but don't forget to go have some fun.

Episode 18 is lost forever but Episode 19 is coming at you covered in ectoplasm! Tonight the dads talk about spooky ghosts, and a little bit about aliens. Jon also keeps trying to convince Patrick that we live in a simulation. Stick around for a special message from Patrick to you partway through the pod. Bust out your EVP recorder and go have some fun!