Habits are a heck of a thing and rituals can be pretty weird. Tune in to learn about the weird things the dads do on a daily basis. You can also learn about the latest incentive program for Harper and the great new reward he's working for. Make your bed and then go have some fun!

It turns out there's a lot of delicious food out there. What's your favorite? Jon's favorite is the last thing he thought about. Give this one a listen if you want to build up a big old appetite for tasty treats. Don't forget to go have some fun!

What's your favorite TV show? If it's not The Wire, you're wrong. Tune in to find out which shows the dads love and what they used to watch when they were kids. Pop some popcorn, turn down the lights, give it a listen and go have some fun!

On this episode, the dads talk about sports – what they played as kids, what they play as adults, what they like to watch, and how scary jai alai is. Also more dad updates from the doo doo realm. Strap on your helmet, lace up your rollerblades and go have some fun!

Have you ever stopped to consider how people really perceive you? Can you ever truly know? The dads ponder the concept and then share how they think people have perceived them at various points in their lives. It's not as weird as it sounds. Introspect and then go have some fun!

Did you have any mean teachers when you were a kid? I bet none of them fart shamed kids in your class! Listen, if you have to pass some gas, make sure to excuse yourself and then go have some fun!

If you didn't get enough tales of mayhem in Episode 8, we've got you covered. This week we hear about more high school hijinks and bad behavior. Tune to find out if Harper is riding Thomas the Turd Train or if he's off the rails. Don't forget to wipe thoroughly and go have some fun!

The dads share riveting tales of childhood love. Have you ever wondered what Patrick's first kiss was like? Too bad because he can't remember. Jon opens up about his goal to have a girlfriend from the time he was in 1st grade. There's a lot to unpack in this one. After you've spent some time thinking about your first kiss, give this episode a listen and go have some fun!

Do you even know how successful these two dads are?! You have no idea and it's going to blow your mind! You'll also learn how the dads first met. Give it a good listen, update your résumé, and then go have some fun!

Listen, every dad was once a kid. And kids, especially high school kids, do really stupid things. Today the dads discuss trouble they got into during high school. In retrospect, it's pretty incredible that neither of them were arrested or killed. Even if you're listening to this episode from jail, make sure to go have some fun!