We have a DASTARDLY confession on the pod today! Derek and Geo are joined in the cell with Myles Toe & Jared Schwartz to discuss REVENGE, glowing up after trauma, being dumped, the benefits of SNAP and capitalism, punching up prank ideas and much more.
ON THE GATE! ENJOY!
Original air date: 10.27.25
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00:00 cold open
00:20 Relegated to Studio C
03:00 Introducing guests Myles Toe and Jared Schwartz
05:30 SNAP/Food stamps
06:30 Myles family in the NFL and NHL
09:00 Jared's parents
10:00 WIC Meaning
11:30 NYC Mayoral Canidate Curtis Sliwa
12:20 MTA Subway danger
14:00 Self-Immolation
15:10 Jared also broken up with
17:15 Why he got fired
21:10 Backstory on the ex
23:30 The prank on the former employer
25:45 The Breakup
31:30 Behind the brainstorming
33:00 legal ramifications 
35:30 Believe You Me Producer Michael Harrington joins the show
37:55 Jared's comedic ability
39:20 how to monetize the story with social media
40:30 American patriotism 
44:10 prank punch up
47:30 break up planning
50:30 break up boinking
52:10 jareds other ex
54:10 dereks machismo
56:00 jared is an intimacy coach
57:00 Jared Dice Clay
58:15 regrets?
59:10 Women love broke men, broke guys are peak 
1:00:00 why Jared got fired from his last job
1:02:00 plugs
On The Gate!  A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!
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