14. 40. 15. Not coordinates but just some of the numbers in this episode, which also sees So Solid Crew are back with a message for Leicester City and we ask if POTUS Donald J Trump could be swopping his passion for golf for the chance to chair a Premier League Team. #LCFC #LeicesterCity #SoSolidCrew #14Seconds #CarlosTevez #DonaldTrump #ManUtd #EmptySeats #OldTrafford #ManCity #MCFC #MUFC #Bellends On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio, and this week features the very talented Benjamin Nickless as Donald J Trump, and the less talented Ant as Asher D from So Solid Crew. The On The Left Side Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music from www.bensound.com and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Will Frank De Boer spend his newly found free time watching Jeremy Kyle? Or will he spend his time analyzing the hairstyles of the world's best footballers? Or picking fights with himself in the mirror? And who should have gone for a wax? Find out who is doing all this in this episode of the alternative football show. #RoyHodgson #CrystalPalace #FrankDeBoer #Mourinho #Hughes #STKVSMAU #ShaveOrWax #RealMadrid On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. And this week has a bit more swearing than usual. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk The OTLS Theme Tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Find out more about podcasting and get help with your own podcast at www.abruptaudio.com

Once again football gets all sexy, but it might not be enough to save a certain manager from the sack. And are we on the verge of what could be the most accurate naming rights for a premier league stadium ever? #Spurs #WestHam #FedEx #DildoBrothers #Dildo #COYI #COYS #FootballFunny #EPL #KimJongUn #Hurricanes #NuclearWar #SportingLisbon #Gold&Sullivan On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Find out more about them at www.katalinakicks.com Incidental music and sfx courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.free-sfx.co.uk

We manage to find some excitement in the international break as well as some anger and tears, a classic car movie remake and a tongue twisting tweet of the week. It's all in the latest episode of the Alternative Football Show. #Rooney #VW #Southgate #Instagram #ENGSVK #England #Slovakia #TongueTwister On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Incidental music courtesy of www.bensound.com Theme tune Original Hero is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Well... it looks like Alexis Sanchez is sticking around in North London for a little while longer. That, and a whole host of failed transfers made Deadline Day a bit of a damp squib didn't it? But it was still sooo much more exciting then England vs Malta. All that is covered off in this weeks OTLS along with a bit of chaos at West Ham too! Enjoy! The clock is ticking! Not only on this years summer transfer window but also on the shelf life of the gags in this mid-week episode. Jim is back and casting a cynical and sarcastic eye over the futures of Philip Courtino, The Ox, Diego Costa and loads more as everyone gets very excited about footballs very own Eastender-esq drama. Enjoy. #AlexisSanchez #Sanchez #Arsenal #DeadlineDay #WestHam #BilicOut #WHUFC #Benitez #Newcastle #MalEng #England #Rooney #WayneRooney #Everton #RossBarkley On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

The clock is ticking! Not only on this years summer transfer window but also on the shelf life of the gags in this mid-week episode. Jim is back and casting a cynical and sarcastic eye over the futures of Philip Courtino, The Ox, Diego Costa and loads more as everyone gets very excited about footballs very own Eastender-esq drama. Enjoy. #PhilipCourtino #Barcalona #JurgenKlopp #Liverpool #Courtino #GameOfThrones #RoyKeane #ROI #Arsenal #GaryNeville #WengerOut #ArsenalFanTV #TheOx #RaheemStirling #alexis Sanchez #ManchesterCity #MCFC #Arsenal On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

Jim is off enjoying himself and so Ant is left holding the football-shaped baby for show 306. This week we kick back and enjoy some time off, get a bit sweary with the powers-that-be & wonder if there is ANYTHING Ronaldo wont put his name too? #Ronaldo #CR7 #ManUnited #MUFC #PhilJones #DrugsTest #Sturridge #RaheemStirling #Football #PremierLeague #Egyptian_Steel #EgyptianSteel On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

We ALL knew it was going to happen at some point but did ANYONE really thing that #WengerOut would be trending on Twitter within 2 weeks of the season kicking off. Its has and thats what this weeks OTLS is all about... Wenger's future, Sanchez future and mysterious businessmen waiting in the wings all covered off in under 7mins of funny football chat. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE now. #WengerOut #ArsenalFC #AFC #AlikoDangote #AlexisSanchez #ManCity #TransferNews #Football #PremierLeague #EPL #Comedy #Satire On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

If you hadn't noticed by now the world of Football Transfers has gone loco. This weeks dose of football funny may well be the tipping point that sends us all over the edge. Over the next 8mins Jim is going to tackle the ridiculousness of Jonny Evans to Manchester City, the craziness of Usain Bolt to anywhere and the tightfistedness of Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE now. #ManchesterCity #JonnyEvans #WestBrom #WBA #MCFC #UsainBolt #NewcastleUnited #Magpies #MikeAshley #RafaBenitez #Benitez #LightningBolt #Football #Podcast #PremierLeague #BettingTips On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

Have we uncovered an evil science programme hidden beneath White Hart Lane? What do you fine the footballer who has everything? And which criminals do today's sporting heroes look up to? All of these and more go unanswered in this episode of football foolishness. #Costa #WhiteHartLane #COYS #Chelsea #KyleWalker #KyleWalkerRichards #DannyRose #DannyRoseRichards #YouthAcademy #Ronaldo #RealMadrid #FootballFines #RedCard On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley-Peters and Jim Salveson-Peters for Abrupt Audio. Katalina Kicks make the theme, www.bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk provide the music and incidental sound effects