On The Rocks with Ron’Zena

As a teen, Ron'Zena, lived by the belief of "I can't wait to grow up", but oh boy, was she wrong. Here's the catch, with growing up comes more freedom BUT also more responsibility...  don't even get me started on the saggy titties. In today's episode, your fairy drunk mother, plays devil advocate when sharing her unpopular opinion that growing up sucks. As she reminisces about her teenage years, she walks you through a carefree world, filled with minimal responsibilities that she once knew and loved. On her journey down memory lane, she expresses why she wants to go back to the ripe age of 19, what hardships come with aging and how growing up is not all that it seems to be. So if you've ever found yourself saying "I can't wait to grow up" than grab yourself a drink and listen along as you find yourself realizing why adulting requires alcohol. New episodes every Thirsty Thursday! 

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It’s no secret that everyone poops, but when it comes to ladies, doing the do, most would never dare to admit they go number 2. In today’s episode, your fairy drunk mother, once again, proves she is not like most women, by sharing a rather embarrassing story about going number two in a public restroom. No beers were had in the making of this story, but there definitely was a case of poop anxiety. So listen along, laugh at her misfortune, and hope that you never end up in this situation because you know what they say... “there’s one rule, there’s no number 2” New episodes every Thirsty Thursday! 

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It's fall y'all, which means that not sober October has officially began. In today's episode, Ron'Zena, shares her excitement for fall and the social drink-i-sting activities that she has planned. Emphasis on the social drink-i-sting activities that are to come! From apple picking to hoe-lloween; your fairy drunk mother does not hesitate when expressing, why fall is the best season for drinking, what ventures she is looking forward to most, and even reveals the fandom name she has brewed up specifically for this podcast community. Side note, but equally important take-away, learn the difference between "fuck it up fall" and "spooky season." No advice to be given in this weeks episode, however as always, planned to be entertained with the crazy schematics known as Ron'Zena's life.  

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Lately, your fairy drunk mother has been feeling uninspired. In this weeks episode, Ron'Zena, goes through the motions of recording a podcast, while asking you all some important questions regarding future episodes. From establishing a fandom name to talking about bars reopening it's safe to say these sober thoughts come in the form of rambling. Surprisingly, no chaotic events transpired in this weekly recap, *knock on wood*. Although this may be true, there are still several take aways to be had, so listen along, in order to be entertained by these sober thoughts. New episodes every Thirsty Thursday!

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OooOoo you have now entered #messypodcast. In today's episode, your fairy drunk mother, waste no time spilling the liqourtea on the tricky topic of relationships. She reveals, a dating rule, how this impacted when / who she dated. Plus, she gets into her past relationships, how her exes made her feel crazy, stupid and needy, but never loved. And, as always, she ends with some unqualified advice to by letting listeners know why she, as well as you, should always be the tequila and never the chaser. So sip back, and listen to another chapter of this 23-year-olds quarter-life crisis unfold. New episodes every Thirsty Thursday

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Your fairy drunk mother is back! In today's episode, Ron'Zena, delves into what's been going on since she took a hiatus from the show. From car accidents to diagnoses, and the uncertainty of the future. Dealing with that, and some anxieties that come with it. Sip back, and listen as she opens up a more intimate side of On The Rocks, and reveals her recent struggles with stressed induced anxiety and insecurities. What causes these feelings, the impact it has on us, plus how to get to a point where we are comfortable in our on skin. Plus, she explains how her life feels like the phenomenon know as "morning after drinking anxiety". New episodes every Thirsty Thursday! 

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Quarantine has been a trying time for everyone, especially Ron'Zena. In this episode, your host, delves into the current pandemic, what measures her town is taking, how she is coping with it all, and her thoughts on college students returning to campus. With over 6 months of quarantine, this self-acclaimed party fanatic, will keep you entertained as she sheds light on just why alcohol kills germs. New episodes every ~thirsty~ Thursday. 

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It may not be 5'OClock where you are, but you know what they say, it's 5'OClock somewhere! In this episode, Ron'Zena, pours out why she quit her 9-5 job, the red flags she encountered, and why it was the best decision for her. So pour yourself a drink: and listen along. It's time to stop overthinking, put your two weeks in, and start drinking!

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Cheers to the debut of On The Rocks with Ron'Zena. Appropriately named, episode one serves as an introduction to your host, Ron'Zena, why now was the perfect time to start a podcast, and of course what listeners can expect from her new show. So pour yourself a drink; and listen along. It's time to stop overthinking and start drinking, baby! New episodes every ~~thirsty~~ Thursday!  

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