In which The Narrators Three discuss: Soft hot dads living their best cottagecore steampunk goth life as a type, Goth Crime, Emma says eff the police (even though she is the police), Millinery YouTube tutorials, Secret Rocket Rods Club, Mom Friends and We Stan a Stan.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss enchanted interventions, dear lord Snow White is hot, proper arrow removal safety tips, Rumplestiltskin is having a great day, Storybrooke David continues to disappoint, and our undying love of himbos.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss the deadly dangers of family secrets, Mary Margaret deserves better, Lemurs!, a slightly-less awful August, goddamn this episode is pretty, this is why you should give Ruby more screen time, hot second OOC Emma, and pretty girls in pretty forest.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss Dwarf and Faerie Oppression, Sadness Dick Measuring Contest Strikes Back, Give Ruby Lines, Where’s Archie, Mary Margaret is Too Good for this Town, Female Dwarf Erasure, Mr. Gold Rides Tiny Train, and Accidental Social Commentary.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss David being disappointing, Princess Abigail’s fashion upgrade, sadness dick measuring contests, disappointed Marge voice, Mary Margaret deserves better, Lin temporarily quits the podcast, sweet lovable himbos, and Regina puts the DIE in her “ride or die” friendship. 

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In which The Narrators Three discuss the chipped teacup that launched a thousand ships, moments especially made to hit Chael in the feelio’s, casual murder as a romantic gesture, Belle’s perfect wardrobe, Mr. Gold is our new favorite Hannibal character, God f**king dammit David, Where’s Archie?, how all men disappoint except underdog Twitch streamer Prince Thomas, & Lin’s Seething Hatred of August. 

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In which The Narrators Three discuss men being stupid and disappointing, Mr. Gold is as over this episode as we are, Lin and Henry’s blistering hate for August, gross racism, at least Snowing is cute, the curse stopped all technology, and Lin is tired. So very, very tired. 

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In which The Narrators Three discuss the irony of stealth, STRANGER DANGER, projecting human emotions onto birds, White Fanging, Ruby Knows What's Up, Henry Has Two Moms, And Lin’s Seething Hatred of August.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss Sexy Cannibal Witches, Emma versus the Foster System, Never Speak to My Son Again, Lazy Blocking, Hey Kids I’m Your Dad, Regina’s Grand Prize, and Lin’s Seething Hatred of August.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss shady politics, enchanted classism, Henry's growing ulcer, bootleg John Malkovich, fighting fire with fire, The OG Bae, and mourning Stupid Handsome Graham.

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