In which The Narrators Three discuss: What’s in the Booooox?, The Evil Hand/Murder Toupee Trope, Tony’s vs Granny’s, Support Your Local Library, Quality Visual Storytelling, Mission Impossible Mouse, Sondheim Musicals, and Alexa play “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit for Killian.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Ingrid Ships OutlawQueen, Wildly Out-Of-Character Archie, Remember Fredrick?, Our Precious Blorbo Will Scarlett Is Here, Killian and Elsa BFFs for Life, Elizabeth Mitchell’s Morally Gray All-Knowing Smirk, The Emma Button, and Robin Stop It This Is So Messy.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: This One Is About Walls, Loli-Mafiosa-Core Bo Peep, Wig Glow Ups, Our Precious Son Henry, Shepard Best Bros, August the Wickerman, Mary Margaret is TOO GOOD for this Town, and FrozenSwan is on the Scene!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: The Disney Parents Curse (& Loopholes), Lin’s Dissertation on Elsa, Finally Some Decent CGI, Magical Girls Emoting Magically, Oh No Sidney (Why Did The Writers Do This?), Leroy is a Gem, Timey-Wimey Questions, and Heck Yeah Frozen Arc Let’s Go!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Surprise! We Like Alice In These (To Varying Degrees), Emma Rigby is Phenomenal, Cora We Missed You!!, New Sassy Cyrus, ScarletQueen Is Everything, Secret Tunnel, In Front of Nyx’s Salad?, and Will Scarlet Remains Our Perfect Lad.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: We hate the Sultan so gosh darn much, Jafar may be a villain but he draws the line at being a Bad Dad, Cool Motive Still Murder, We Miss Regina, Please SHOW us Alice’s kindness don’t just TELL us, Alice You Are Not Tony Soprano, Cyrus is a Good Boy, and Let’s hear it for our new Queen of Team Spirit… Anastasia!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Hot Boy Glow-ups, Yikes OUAT Just Stop, Go To Jail Amara, Brand Synergy, You Can Get Anything You Want at Alice’s Restaurant (Remember Alice? It’s a Song About Alice), Our Queen Anastasia and Precious Good Boy Will, Alice Stars in a Classic Star Trek Episode, and Viggo Horsetensen.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains frank discussions about predatory behaviors presented in Jarfar’s backstory. If you want to skip past these topics please skip our post-episode 4 discussion from 6:05 to 17:38.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: A Rocky Start, Our Little Blorbo Will Scarlett, Alice is a Murder Hobo, When Bad Perms Happen to Good Actors, Turtle Crimes, the Clothes Horse, Disappointed Dad Robin Hood, More Anastasia Please, and We All Set Sail on the ScarletQueen Ship.

In which The Narrators Three discuss: What worked for us this season (and what didn’t), Narrator Elisa has a lot of feelings about Emma and Regina, Narrator Chael writes an Oz fix-it fanfic mid-episode, Narrator Lin misses Neal, and Guest Narrator Ariana gives us wild season 4 predictions!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Neal Steals Our Hearts All Over Again, Narrator Elisa is Feeling Sappy About OUAT, Spoon Mystery, Emma Loves Her Parents So Ding-Dang Much, Squandered Rumple Growth Potential, Granny’s Diner is Make-out Point, and Chekov’s Urn.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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