In which The Narrators Three discuss: Hot Boy Glow-ups, Yikes OUAT Just Stop, Go To Jail Amara, Brand Synergy, You Can Get Anything You Want at Alice’s Restaurant (Remember Alice? It’s a Song About Alice), Our Queen Anastasia and Precious Good Boy Will, Alice Stars in a Classic Star Trek Episode, and Viggo Horsetensen.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains frank discussions about predatory behaviors presented in Jarfar’s backstory. If you want to skip past these topics please skip our post-episode 4 discussion from 6:05 to 17:38.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

In which The Narrators Three discuss: A Rocky Start, Our Little Blorbo Will Scarlett, Alice is a Murder Hobo, When Bad Perms Happen to Good Actors, Turtle Crimes, the Clothes Horse, Disappointed Dad Robin Hood, More Anastasia Please, and We All Set Sail on the ScarletQueen Ship.

In which The Narrators Three discuss: What worked for us this season (and what didn’t), Narrator Elisa has a lot of feelings about Emma and Regina, Narrator Chael writes an Oz fix-it fanfic mid-episode, Narrator Lin misses Neal, and Guest Narrator Ariana gives us wild season 4 predictions!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Neal Steals Our Hearts All Over Again, Narrator Elisa is Feeling Sappy About OUAT, Spoon Mystery, Emma Loves Her Parents So Ding-Dang Much, Squandered Rumple Growth Potential, Granny’s Diner is Make-out Point, and Chekov’s Urn.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Where’s the Poop Rumple?!, Merry Men Matching Tattoos, Revenge of Red Pepper Flakes and Puppenhausen, Emma is a Snowing Fangirl, Return of the Bad Prom Dresses, Fantasy Disco and We Legit Love this Back to the Future Adventure

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Henry Is The Only Adult In The Room, Timey-Wimey Magic Crop Circles, Girl Gang Polycule, Robin Has The One Himbo Braincell This Week, Bisexual Queens Save The Day, Heroic Bassoon, and Who Needs Character Growth Anyway?!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: #HenryHasTwoMoms, Southern Beauty Queen Glinda, I CAN’T HANDLE ANOTHER MONKEY (But Don’t Murder Them Please They Might Be Friends), Savior Struggles, Badly Done Emma, Regina’s Impure Heart of Indignation, One Heart Tenderly Beating, We Miss You Neal, First “Brand New For Chael” Episode, and Gucci, Baby!

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Oiled Leather Paycheck, Poop Suit Riot, Inaccurately Named Magical Weapons, Heck Yeah Belle!, Regina’s Princess Apology Tour, Wizard Gary, Darn Baby, OUAT: Trying To Tackle Big Issues Without The Toolset To Handle Them Since 2011, and It Was The Blue Fairy All Along! 

Please note some adult language is used in this episode. 

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Childhood Trauma Films, Smee’s DVD Pirating Business, Mermaid Privilege, Magic Infrastructure Lessons, NOT Taika Waititi, Cool Grandpa’s Driving School, and Hook’s a Loner Dottie. A Rebel.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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In which The Narrators Three discuss: Dr Seuss Corner with Lin, Dutch Angles, Wicked Wordplay, Tornados of Pixie Farts, Big Gross Vibes, Crimes Against Muppets, Crystal Gems, and the Kitzowitz’s AO3 Tags.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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