It's Valentine's Day and that means a extra spicy helping of Chuck Tingle. Join us for a quick chat about the short story Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt. A book so wrong, so right, and so bizarre that only Hugo Award Nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle could craft.

Erik Rahm stops by to talk about his first erotica romance novel, Hardwired by Meredith Wild. Will our girl Erica escape the clutches of Blake Shelton/Landon or wind up lusting over his rock hard hacker abs. Tune to find out!

Next Week's Book: Long Hard Ride by Lorelei James

Kevin Gonring joins Kelsey and Tyler to dish about Linda Howard's spicy book, Mr. Perfect. Also guest appearances by Darude, Tracy Chapman, and Mr. Perfect himself.

Next Week's Book: Hardwired #1 by Meredith Wild

In this inaugural QUICKIE episode, Tyler and Kelsey see if they can endure the written word represented in the Veggie Tales of erotic fiction known as Bagged by the Grogeries. Warning: This episode makes up for its length in meaty cucumber girth. You've been warned.

Next Weeks Book: Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard

Strap in and strap on for this buck wild amalgamation of an episode. The gang is back in Transylania PA for some more vampire/viking/angel schnenigans. This time we uncover Lord Vikar's origin story, board a Sin Cruise, and Samantha Polazzo returns to school all the Sandra Hill haters on literature.

Next Week's Book: Bagged by the Groceries! by Fannie Tucker

Kelsey and Tyler are tossed back into 18th century Scotland only to discover that they've butchered all the Scottish pronunciations of character names. This time around our gang encounters changeling babes, a witchy time traveller, and a boat load of men wearing kilts.

Next week's Book: Kiss of Pride by Sandra Hill

Kelsey and Tyler are back flipping through the Scottish texts in the first of a two-part series of episodes about Outlander. Hunky men in kilts? Check. No-so-hunky men in kilts? Check. A time traveling, dagger-wielding nurse? Check. Coem back next week for the thrilling conclusion to this classic romance novel.

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Samantha Polazzo returns to discuss Tikka Chance on Me by Suleikha Snyder. The gang also gets into a heated bout regarding topics ranging from the 2007 film 'Wild Hogs' to Disney Princes with beards.

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This week, Tyler and Kelsey take a juicy bite out of the pound cake known as One Day in December by Josie Silver. It's a tale as old as time. A British woman falls head-over-heels for an ominoius Bus Boy. Will it be love at first sight or will he Brexit her life forever?

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In the first episode of Hill's Angels, Samantha Polazzo helps Kelsey and Tyler break down the vampire/angel/viking romance novel, Christmas in Transylvania. Will author, Sandy Hill, combine all the best parts of True Blood, that tv show about vikings, and Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 2 or will Christmas be ruined this year?

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