It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 19 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and shit has hit the fan. Trump won the 47th Presidential Election, and things couldn't feel worse. So join us for a community whingeing session as we try to process the reality of America in 2024.

Your Hole, My Control

Power Bottom Diplomacy

North Florida Short Duke

Why Trump won — 9 takeaways from the 2024 election https://www.npr.org/2024/11/08/g-s1-33274/2024-election-how-trump-won-takeaways

What the average citizen can do about the demise of US democracy https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/08/politics/how-to-save-us-democracy-what-matters/index.html

What we know about thriving through adversity https://americansofconscience.com/what-we-know-about-thriving-through-adversity/

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 12 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and your deadline to vote is in 4 days! Get out there, vote early, and VOTE THE WHOLE BALLOT. Vote411.org and bluevoterguide.org have everything you need to know!

Pay your Lawyers

Ad Vance Notice

Monkeys Can’t Type

Liz Cheney comment has Trump in hot water. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm20d70j4r3o.amp

Elmo needs to get denaturalized and lose his citizenship. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFnDYr73/

Kamala Harris says Trump's comment on women 'is offensive to everybody'

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 5 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and your deadline to vote is in 9 days! Get out there, do it early, and VOTE THE WHOLE BALLOT. Vote411.org has everything you need to know!

Mass Post-Birth Abortions

Musk, By Ellen

Immigrant Biceps

Elon Musk’s Secret Conversations With Vladimir Putin https://www.wsj.com/world/russia/musk-putin-secret-conversations-37e1c187

Insurer Blue Cross Blue Shield agrees to $2.8bn antitrust settlement https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/19/insurer-blue-cross-blue-shield-agrees-to-28bn-antitrust-settlement

New Woodward book reveals candid behind-the-scenes conversations of Biden, Trump, Harris and Putin https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/08/politics/bob-woodward-book-war-joe-biden-putin-netanyahu-trump/index.html

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 28 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and the work just doesn't stop. More consumer protections, increasing international conflict, and another storm season of a lifetime, not to mention that Election Day is less than 3 weeks away. Vote411.org has everything you need to know!

The Swinger Vote

Wonderful Penis

Pasta Aggressive

Zelenskyy says 10,000 North Koreans could join Russian forces in Ukraine as he pushes ‘victory plan’ https://apnews.com/article/ukraine-zelenskyy-europe-victory-plan-summit-863bd5c70816449e3c92b7c1f767a2ff

Vance says ‘no’ when asked whether Trump lost 2020 election https://apnews.com/article/vance-trump-2020-election-3659368bc50e3224e5cc59f76015e096

Ukraine Issues Nuclear Ultimatum to NATO https://www.newsweek.com/nato-ukraine-membership-progress-donald-trump-brussels-1970816

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 21 days under the NOT Harris Administration, because she isn't president yet. No, the Biden Admin is holding strong and doing everything it can to overcome GOP asininity in the midst of the one of the worst hurricane seasons on record. To recap, every sitting member of the GOP, including Florida delegates, have voted against emergency FEMA funding.

The Haysha Zone

Lick my Wet Bulb

Bulled by Someone

NOAA Hurricane Database https://coast.noaa.gov/hurricanes/

Johnson slams door on Congress returning for disaster aid https://www.politico.com/news/2024/10/10/biden-johnson-congress-fema-disaster-aid-00183327

Elon Musk Is Offering A 'Free' Starlink Bait And Switch To Hurricane Victims https://jalopnik.com/elon-musk-is-offering-a-free-starlink-bait-and-switch-t-1851669399

I’m Running Out of Ways to Explain How Bad This Is https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/10/hurricane-milton-conspiracies-misinformation/680221/?utm_source=threads&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=edit-promo

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 14 days under the leadership of a truly selfless patriot, and things are getting tense. There was an attempted October surprise strike by longshoremen, a real October surprise of torrential flooding in Appalachia. Also, the VP Debate happened, and it was shockingly civil, if largely useless.

Corporate Bamboozle

Nerd Math Stuff

Salmon Facials

Fact-check fight: CBS News cuts candidates' mics after JD Vance objects to a moderator's correction https://apnews.com/article/debate-cbs-vance-walz-fact-check-639ceab0831b4c304fb132bcf254e48a

Trump won’t interview because he doesn’t want to be fact checked. https://www.npr.org/2024/10/01/nx-s1-5135681/trump-60-minutes-jd-vance-tim-walz-debate-2024

Trump 'resorted to crimes' to stay in office after 2020 loss, Jack Smith's team says https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-resorted-crimes-stay-office-2020-loss-jack-smith-team-says-rcna172340

It's been 3 years, 8 months, and 7 days  under the selfless and patriotic leadership of a man that knows when enough is enough. But another elder individual can't read the writing on the wall and continues to submarine hos entire political infrastructure, which we are 1,000% okay with.

Carseat Abortion Pipeline

Mom and Shop Pops

Mein Kampheter

FTC Takes Action Against Invitation Homes for Deceiving Renters, Charging Junk Fees, Withholding Security Deposits, and Employing Unfair Eviction Practices https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/09/ftc-takes-action-against-invitation-homes-deceiving-renters-charging-junk-fees-withholding-security

Haitian group in Springfield, Ohio, files citizen criminal charges against Trump and Vance https://apnews.com/article/haitian-immigrants-springfield-charges-trump-vance-012af00a8677da5caed55d03e8779774

Justice Department accuses Visa of debit network monopoly that affects price of ‘nearly everything’ https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/24/doj-accuses-visa-of-debit-network-monopoly-that-impacts-price-of-nearly-everything.html

It's been 3 years and 8 months  under the selfless guidance of our 46th President, and things have been BUSY this week. There was another alleged assassination attempt on DJT at his private golf course, E Musk is in a lot of legal trouble specifically over Twitter, and P Diddy was very close friend with Donal Trump for years, according to some choice photographs.

Boy Who Cried Haitians

Nuke Mt. Everest

DJT Strong Beta

Georgia requires hand count of ballets https://www.reuters.com/world/us/georgia-election-board-may-order-hand-count-votes-us-presidential-contest-2024-09-20/

US SEC intends to seek sanctions against Elon Musk in Twitter probe https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-sec-intends-seek-sanctions-against-elon-musk-twitter-probe-2024-09-20/

NC GOP nominee for governor made dozens of disturbing comments on porn forum https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-black-nazi-pro-slavery-porn-forum/index.html

Afraid to Seek Care Amid Georgia’s Abortion Ban, She Stayed at Home and Died https://www.propublica.org/article/candi-miller-abortion-ban-death-georgia

It's been 3 years, 7 months, and 24 days under the leadership of a newly reinvigorated President Biden, who has been busy putting the moves on Trumpers and Americans alike. Kamala Harris demonstrated why a career prosecutor is Donald Trumps worst nightmare in the first, and likely only, debate.

The American Solution

Dad Dick

Trebuchets of Corpses

How Taylor Swift's Harris endorsement is impacting the 2024 election https://www.axios.com/2024/09/12/taylor-swift-endorsement-post-instagram

Case against father of Georgia school shooting suspect tests the limits of parental blame https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/case-colin-gray-father-georgia-school-shooting-suspect-tests-limits-pa-rcna169906

Lawyers accuse Florida officials of election interference over abortion amendment https://www.npr.org/2024/09/12/nx-s1-5108840/lawyers-accuse-florida-officials-of-election-interference-over-abortion-amendment

It's been 3 years, 7 months, and 17 days under the impeccable leadership of the most patriotic leaders of America we've ever seen. This week, Pres Biden will be negating a sale of US Steel to Nippon Steel from Japan, preserving a strategic domestic resource. The press continues to validate Trump's inanity, while holding Harris to a much higher (and valid) standard.

Corporate Fuckers of America

Fact Check Your Rapist

Leaking Grease

Drunk Crane Operator

A candidate, not a president: Jack Smith crafts a simple solution to Supreme Court Jan. 6 roadblock https://www.salon.com/2024/08/30/a-candidate-not-a-president-jack-smith-crafts-a-simple-solution-to-jan-6-roadblock/

Trump Gives Incoherent 360-Word Response to Question About Childcare https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-gives-incoherent-360-word-response-to-question-about-childcare

Truth Social Hits All-Time Low as CEO Sells His Crashing Stock https://futurism.com/the-byte/truth-social-hits-all-time-low

Biden preparing to block Nippon Steel purchase of U.S. Steel https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/09/04/biden-prepares-reject-us-steel-deal/