It's 3 years, 9 months, and 22 days until the next administration...if we get lucky, and we're all feeling depressed. Meanwhile, major officials are using unencrypted public applications for sensitive communications on their personal devices.

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Tufts PhD student on visa arrested by immigration authorities, school says https://abcnews.go.com/US/tufts-phd-student-visa-arrested-immigration-authorities/story?id=120176245 

Foreign leaders were quick to criticize the tariffs, a sign that Trump could be intensifying a broader trade war that could damage growth worldwide. https://apnews.com/article/autos-tariffs-trump-tax-imports-ford-gm-e53823ef7bbb7b3c46d11eca90aaa638

Today in Ohio podcast hosts question whether it's cruel policy or catastrophic incompetence.  https://www.cleveland.com/news/2025/03/too-stupid-for-words-trump-pulls-back-20-semi-trucks-of-food-from-clevelands-food-bank.html 

It's 3 years, 9 months, and 29 days until the next theoretical presidency, and we're all feeling rather pessimistic. In the meantime, Bernie and AOC are tearing it up on a coast-to-coast rally, and the people are properly showing out. We love to see it.

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Trump violates court order preventing removal of Venezuelans https://apnews.com/article/trump-venezuela-el-salvador-immigration-dd4f61999f85c4dd8bcaba7d4fc7c9af

Immigrants are being disappeared https://apnews.com/article/trump-deportations-gang-venezuela-0cf2c3a26d7f4bafa87ad6ca5a

Travel warnings for travel to the US: https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/britain-beefs-up-travel-warnings-over-us-border-enforcement-2025-03-20/

Judge blocks further dismantling of USAID: https://apnews.com/article/usaid-federal-judge-trump-administration-bdc919a5d98eda5ab72a32fdfe2f147d

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 5 days to the end of the current administration. Who will be president? Will we still have a functioning democracy? Will there be elections in 2028? We are all waiting in great anxiety for the answers to these questions. In the meantime, join us dumping on the 47th admin!

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Senate passes GOP funding bill to avert a government shutdown https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-vote-republican-funding-bill-government-shutdown-rcna196412

U.S. stock market loses $5 trillion in value in three weeks https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/14/us-stock-market-loses-5-trillion-in-value-in-three-weeks.html

Pentagon removes DEI photographs including ones of Enola Gay: https://apnews.com/live/trump-presidency-updates-3-13-2025#00000195-91cf-d3ba-afff-bbdf5a500000

Locals take up arms to defend town against NeoNazis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGG8PVEKcU

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 12 days until the end of the legal presidency of Donald Trump, we hope. There's a small chance that the Democratic members of Congress could fix things a little faster is the midterms happen legally, but we're not holding our collective breath.

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Trump’s address to Congress showed the country’s stark partisan divide https://apnews.com/article/trump-address-congress-takeaways-partisan-divide-b25327f1c728190102c2a7ade61cb498

Trump puts new limits on Elon Musk https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/06/trump-cabinet-musk-025093

Trump Threatens Russia With New Sanctions for 'Pounding' Ukraine https://www.newsweek.com/trump-considering-large-scale-sanctions-russia-2041186?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Threads#Echobox=1741358572

USAID must pay nearly $2 billion in contracts, Supreme Court says https://www.axios.com/2025/03/05/supreme-court-trump-usaid-contractors

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 19 days and we've managed to hit an all new low. Trump forced a meeting with Zelenskyy in front of the press under a pretense of a trade deal, only to turn it into a bullying trap. Trump has humiliated all of America in front of the world, establishing himself as a pawn of Putin, and showing that America's word amounts to nothing.

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Zelenskyy leaves White House without signing minerals deal after Oval Office blowup https://apnews.com/article/zelenskyy-security-guarantees-trump-meeting-washington-eebdf97b663c2cdc9e51fa346b09591d

As tensions spike between journalists and the president, here’s a look at ‘viewpoint discrimination’ https://apnews.com/article/media-trump-viewpoint-discrimination-white-house-press-083e3d05afd2730c303ef69748fe6713#

Trump Admin relaxing vigilance against russian hacking making everything worse: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security

Measles outbreak: how contagious is it and what are the symptoms? https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/feb/28/measles-outbreak-symptoms-vaccine-explainer

It's 3 years, 10 months, and 26 days until the next president takes office, whether that's Trump's unconstitutional third term or a legitimate new president remains to be seen. This week marks one month of Trump's second term, and its been the longest year of our lives.

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A comprehensive look at DOGE’s firings and layoffs so far https://apnews.com/article/doge-firings-layoffs-federal-government-workers-musk-d33cdd7872d64d2bdd8fe70c28652654

Argentina president faces impeachment calls over crypto crash https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9x9j89evxo

Target sued by Florida for defrauding shareholders about DEI https://www.reuters.com/legal/target-sued-by-florida-defrauding-shareholders-about-dei-2025-02-20/

‘This is a coup’: Trump and Musk’s purge is cutting more than costs, say experts https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/17/trump-musk-government-cost-cutting-coup

It's 3 years, 11 months, and 4 days until the next president, and that time cannot come soon enough. Until then, we get to enjoy the Secretary of Defense claiming the US Navy is inferior to the Russian Navy and the Attorney General treating all states in a singular three strike system.

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Trump fired D.O. Energy employees who guard/manage the US nuclear stockpile because he didn't know what the agency did - had to rescind the firings  https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/climate/nuclear-nnsa-firings-trump/index.html

The Trump Administration Might Just Spend $400 Million on ‘Armored’ Teslas https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-musk-armored-tesla-400-million-1235265633/

Muskrat claims that there are 150 year olds on Social Security - proves he doesn't understand software or code: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/2/14/2303889/-Nope-There-are-no-150-year-olds-on-Social-Security-It-s-COBOL

Abortion now possible in Missouri after judge blocks restrictions due to ballot measure granting abortion rights: https://apnews.com/article/abortion-rights-missouri-b7590919a9eedccc044c519646e996d5

It's 3 years, 11 months, and 12 days until the end of the 47th Administration, or 206 weeks. Panic is setting in quickly, as the reality of President Musk's coup is setting in. Government officials and representatives are being locked out of government buildings by hired guns, and Musk has access to the entire Treasury Department. Told ya.

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“People Will Die”: The Trump Administration Said It Lifted Its Ban on Lifesaving Humanitarian Aid. That’s Not True.  https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-state-department-usaid-humanitarian-aid-freeze-ukraine-gaza-sudan

The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified

Elon Musk’s Demolition Crew https://projects.propublica.org/elon-musk-doge-tracker/?utm_campaign=propublica-sprout&utm_content=1738881108

Trump says Gaza will be given to US by Israel https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5133161-donald-trump-gaza-proposal-israel-takeover/

Judge rails against Trump in blocking birthright executive order for second time https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5130744-trump-judge-birthright-order-blocked/

Saudi crown prince says kingdom intends to invest $600 billion in US during call with Trump https://apnews.com/article/saudi-arabia-us-investment-trump-6730a89f93b44ed8d705638f95700cbb

Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/us/politics/proud-boys.html

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 19 days until the end of the 47th Administration, or 207 weeks. It's been a deadly week for the administration and it's hard to find empathy for them.

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Donald blames DEI Boogyman for plane crash (also Biden and Obama) https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpvmdm1m7m9o

Tennessee Bill Would Prohibit Voting Against Trump Immigration Policies

https://www.newsweek.com/tennessee-bill-would-prohibit-voting-against-trump-immigration-policies-2023749

Musk sought to access SS payment system https://www.salon.com/2025/01/31/musk-pushes-out-top-treasury-official-over-effort-to-access-us-government-payment-system-report/

Trump’s concentration camp: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-he-will-instruct-homeland-security-pentagon-prepare-migrant-facility-2025-01-29/

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 26 days until the end of the 47th Administration, or 208 weeks. We are giddy with anticipation. In the meantime, refuse to succumb to the shitshow, radicalize your neighbors, and never give in. There are no small steps, just the first steps in fighting back.

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