One Man Revolution

It's 874 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, SpiderMan is a hero of the people, Donald Trump doesn't know anyone who owns a map, and Mark Carney is a boss.

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Rob Walmart

Well Hung Jury

Abro-ram Lincoln

Inside the 72 hours that cratered the US-Canada trade deal https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/22/us-canada-trade-deal-01046788

Florida grand jury hears evidence in investigation of charity tied to Casey DeSantis https://www.wlrn.org/light/government-politics/2025-10-15/florida-grand-jury-hears-evidence-in-investigation-of-charity-tied-to-casey-desantis

Flock CEO’s Address Spread Online as Surveillance Backlash Explodes https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/flock-ceo-address-spread-online-161330383.html

Meta reaches landmark $18 billion settlement with states in trial over teen social media addiction https://apnews.com/article/meta-trial-instagram-settlement-97d342f2a33d835eda2356c5e1af9e37

It's 881 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss what is likely the greatest military defeat in US history, the Florida primary results and impact on young voters, and the problems with discussing statistics.

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Warfighter Brat Bottom

Modern Warfare: Ukraine

Lay the D

Iran attacks damage 20 US military sites since start of war, satellite images show https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2l2yl7r8r2o

List of countries by intentional homicide rate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

As USS Lincoln heads home, mental health experts tally the stressors of life at sea https://www.npr.org/2026/08/21/nx-s1-5936445/uss-lincoln-returns-mental-health-stressors-life-sea

2026 Primaries and Caucuses Florida Results https://apps.npr.org/primary-election-results-2026/states/FL.html

It's 888 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we finally find the source of the shitty lettuce and Donny tries to let his team take one for him. Also, another Kushner enters the picture with Bob Iger to buy the Lakers for some reason.

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Faraday Fit

BlackBoulders Corporation

Flock Flak

Donald Trump forced to hide in catering cart out of Turkey after Iran assassination threat https://www.aol.com/articles/donald-trump-forced-hide-catering-021309000.html

Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal charges in the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/luigi-mangione-guilty-plea-federal-court-case-ceo-shooting-rcna592421

Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/08/11/multiple-uss-abraham-lincoln-sailors-have-tried-to-go-overboard-amid-extended-deployment-families-say/

Contiguous US breaks its record for hottest month ever, NOAA says https://apnews.com/article/hottest-month-july-climate-change-4a9d612281485356103631f0f09b61af

It's 895 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we do a brunchcast! The comrade forgets words, we have a new Fellow Traveler, and the Wanderer is back! This week is a bit all over the place, but we all participate and are cognizant.

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Data Bad

Formula EA

Elon's Shame

China quietly saved the world last month https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkA0bkb6ZO0

Black lung rates in Appalachia are high as the 1970s, with thousands of miners sick https://www.boisestatepublicradio.org/2026-08-05/black-lung-rates-in-appalachia-are-high-as-the-1970s-with-thousands-of-miners-sick

Military jamming disrupted a medical plane’s GPS system before it crashed last month in New Mexico https://apnews.com/article/new-mexico-plane-crash-medevac-ntsb-gps-d95ba57711f926082d7f11d2c20f0f0d

A West London Tube station kept flooding, then 5 beavers built 7 dams in a year

It's 903 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, the Canadian returns and threatens another studio bottle, like we'd be scared of that. Next week is a brunchcast because a cool thing is happening on Friday, sorry. Also, Congress runs a Trump-level kangaroo court on Fauci because they've run out of ideas.

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Go Flock Yourself

Kill-Dozer V2

Bob's Burgers Carney

Anthony Fauci invokes Fifth Amendment right not to answer questions at GOP-led Covid hearing, calls Rand Paul ‘unhinged’ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/anthony-fauci-5th-amendment-testify-covid-hearing-rand-paul-rcna589793

New York sues Kalshi, says prediction market is running ‘illegal gambling operation’ https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/31/new-york-sues-kalshi-claims-it-is-illegal-gambling-operation.html

Tate brothers arrested in US as further UK charges take total to 59 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwymly9yd33o

DOGE Must Face Privacy Suit Over Access to Treasury, OPM Data https://news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/doge-must-face-privacy-suit-over-access-to-treasury-opm-data-20

It's 910 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we're back in the bunker! We discuss the long term harm of Donald Trump's policies, international travel, and food-borne illness. Cook your lettuce!

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47th Rule of Aquisition

Spherical Bastard

Buddy Dyer’s Eldritch Voice

Science: A New Golden Age https://www.whitehouse.gov/science/

Trump Invents the Corporate Pardon https://newrepublic.com/article/213393/trump-corporate-pardons-rise

Microsoft intervenes after LG gets caught installing McAfee adware onto Windows 11 PCs via their monitors https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-intervenes-after-lg-gets-caught-installing-mcafee-adware-onto-windows-11-pcs-via-their-monitors

Flock Safety and Texas Sheriff Claimed License Plate Search Was for a Missing Person. It Was an Abortion Investigation. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/10/flock-safety-and-texas-sheriff-claimed-license-plate-search-was-missing-person-it

It's 916 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, Mitch McConnell remains undead, Kegbreath decides that gender affirming care is now mandatory for service members, and the president admits his administration had no control over election security.

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F/A 18 Buzzball

Smells Like Old Man

Screen Door Security

What to know about Taylor Farms amid cyclosporiasis outbreak https://abcnews.com/GMA/News/taylor-farms-amid-cyclosporiasis-outbreak/story?id=134846473

‘Enemies of civilization’: top Trump officials launch sweeping attack on left https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/16/political-violence-event-trump-marco-rubio

Trump Election Documents Reveal China, Russia Targeted Joe Biden https://www.newsweek.com/trump-election-documents-reveal-china-russia-targeted-joe-biden-12208460

A company dumped 650 tons of crushed green volcanic rock onto a Long Island beach to eat carbon out of the air https://www.autonocion.com/us/green-volcanic-rock-long-island-beack/

It's 923 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we wish Mitch McConnell a smooth ride into the ever after, and about 20 years too late.  Also, a man running for public office has been accused of sexual assault, and because he's on a Democratic ticket, he won't go on to be president.

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Layman’s Quantum Simulator

Squishy Johnson

Margins of Corruption

Nolan Wells' family demands answers about US teen's death after boating trip https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx238gzzy74o

Mitch McConnell's D.C. Home Getting New Flooring As He Remains Hospitalized https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/mitch-mcconnells-d-c-home-173859227.html

Graham Platner officially withdraws from the Maine Senate race https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/graham-platner-officially-drops-maine-senate-race-rcna385842

Trump Denies Disaster Aid for Four States That Didn’t Vote for Him  https://newrepublic.com/post/212851/trump-denies-disaster-aid-four-democratic-states

Scientists think they found two key bacteria that cause multiple sclerosis  https://www.earth.com/news/scientists-think-they-found-two-key-bacteria-that-cause-multiple-sclerosis/

It's 931 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we contemplate the value of celebrating 250 years of racism, oppression, and systemic violence. Also, we wish the turtle well in reaching that eternal ocean, it could've happened a lot sooner.

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Textual Christians

Venice Beach Jesus

Expose their Members

Mail Room Bois /Male Room Boys

Trump Bought Hundreds of Stocks the Day Before He Paused Tariffs and Sparked a Historic Rally https://readsludge.com/2026/07/01/trump-bought-hundreds-of-stocks-the-day-before-he-paused-tariffs-and-sparked-a-historic-rally/

Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, rejecting Trump’s proposed limits https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-birthright-citizenship-trump-immigration-c73cf0c70bb550ebf0a55fafddbd935c

House votes to disclose which members settled sexual misconduct allegations with taxpayer funds https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/06/30/congress/house-votes-to-disclose-payouts-00982437

See the Bible verses and books Texas public school students will now be required to read https://www.houstonchronicle.com/projects/2026/texas-schools-required-reading-list/

Ford rehires human engineers after AI fails to match quality checks https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgrkd41n2v9o

It's 938 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we try to find our emotional center amid the chaos of silliness and nothing-burgers. Trump continues his normal playbook of performative idiocy, letting the press focus on a lot of nothing, and hiding his incompetence.

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Preppers H

Orphan Crunching Machine

Jesus-Free Christianity

Clean sweep for Mamdani-backed candidates in New York's Democratic primary https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clye652m41po

Trump cancels signing of landmark bipartisan bill aimed at lowering housing costs https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn4dwz5vz5lo

Texas Man Gets 30 Years in Prison for Transporting 'Anti-Government' Pamphlets https://reason.com/2026/06/25/texas-man-gets-30-years-in-prison-for-transporting-anti-government-pamphlets/

‘I run the protection program’: Mike Johnson warns roomful of conservatives to reelect Republicans or face prison https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mike-johnson-trump-republicans-investigation-b3004011.html

PlayStation Is Deleting 551 Movies From Customers’ Accounts, Reminding Us Nothing Digital Is Ever Truly Ours https://kotaku.com/playstation-store-movies-digital-studio-canal-terminator-2000711013